How long will it be before you start hating Cee-Lo Green's "Fuck You!"? One month? Two months? Never?
It was probably half a year or so before I finally hoped that "Hey Ya!" by Outkast would never pass before my exhausted ears ever again, back in 2003. I was as goofy as everybody else about it before that. In 2007, it was "Young Folks" by Peter, Bjorn and John. I heard it, I loved it, and then I heard it too much.
Which is the experience for most of us, I expect. When a song is front-loaded with as much excitement as "Fuck You!", it's at the expense of longevity. For now, though, Cee-Lo has given us a grand slam -- an impossibly sunny slice of throwback soul from deep within that very special pocket where late summer ass-shakers and viral YouTube hits are made (by little elves who look, sound, and dance like The Temptations).
And "Fuck You!" is full of swears, which we love. It'd take feet of lead and an even heavier heart to resist such a stealthy pincer movement on both your pleasure centres and your inner 10-year-old. Within five days of posting it on Aug. 19, Cee-Lo was looking at two-million views.
Speaking of "Fuck You!" -- how about Dr. Laura Schlessinger? Who among us hasn't waited with quivering excitement for this bullying psychopath to finally hit the bricks? If you hadn't heard, Dr. Laura has a viral YouTube hit of her own. This midget-brained rant from Aug. 10 cost her enough major sponsors that she finally ditched her show, moaning to Larry King shortly afterwards that she'd been silenced by those big, nasty "special interest groups" that are so busy ruining America. It's odd that she would be so coy about naming them all of a sudden.
"Fuck You!" and Dr. Laura are only nominally related due to a variation on a single word. Cee-Lo knows when and how to use it, Dr. Laura clearly doesn't, and let's leave it at that. If you want the real money shot, skip to the 4:00 mark when Dr. Laura spends two whole minutes trying to rationalize her own stupidity into a vast and silent abyss of dead air. You almost feel bad for her, but not really. It's the other feelgood hit of the summer.
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