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Please Advise! Any Tips for Vancouver's Working Poor, Globe and Mail?

No? Well, Dr. Steve can try, but as Eric and Ilsa show, this is a city of indiscriminate struggle.

Steve Burgess 20 Jan

Steve Burgess writes about politics and culture for The Tyee. Find his previous articles here.

[Editor's note: Steve Burgess is an accredited spin doctor with a Ph.D in Centrifugal Rhetoric from the University of SASE, situated on the lovely campus of PO Box 7650, Cayman Islands. In this space he dispenses PR advice to politicians, the rich and famous, the troubled and well-heeled, the wealthy and gullible.]

Dear Dr. Steve,

I work at McDonald's for $10.25 per hour. How can I make ends meet in expensive Vancouver?


Working Poor

Dear WP,

Financial advice is not really my area. But the Globe and Mail has a regular feature called "Financial Facelift" where they give advice to people with money troubles. Let's see what the Globe experts have to say about surviving in Vancouver. Obviously they can't answer your letter directly, WP, but they do answer similar queries. Most recently they answered one from a couple named Eric and Ilsa. They live in Vancouver just like you, WP. And just like you, they are feeling the pinch.

To summarize the couple's situation as described to the Globe: Eric is a 41-year-old physician and Ilsa is a 39-year-old dentist. She's on maternity leave, which reduces the couple's earnings. I know you can relate to that, WP. Ordinarily the couple gets by on $450,000 per year, but during this trying time it's down to $360,000. On that they must send five children to private school. They recently purchased a plot for $1.1 million and hope to build a home large enough for the children and a live-in nanny. For now, though, they are living rent-free in a home owned by a relative. (Let's pause here and acknowledge the essential goodness of human nature -- people who see others struggling and stoop to offer a hand. Bless you, anonymous relative.)

Back to Eric and Ilsa: Eric works hard for his money, WP -- just like you. Well, maybe not just like. He makes $200,000 a year working at a medical clinic. He also teaches at a university for one day a week. That brings in another $100,000 a year. Teaching, Eric says, is his real love. He loves it so much I'll bet he'd do it for $90,000 a year. Maybe two days a week for $175,000.

How many days do you work, WP? If it's one day a week like Eric, that means you're bringing in $328 a month. After you pay the live-in nanny that certainly doesn't leave much.

"Two professionals should be able to afford a modest house," Eric wrote to the Globe, "but we can't get the numbers to work and would appreciate some help."

I just hope they don't get desperate and do something rash. Should they steal a loaf of bread, Inspector Javert will give them no rest.

Checked the couch yet?

My suggestion for Eric and Ilsa is that they check down the sides of the living room couch -- that ought to bring in at least another $300,000 (they seem careless with money). I'm told selling cadavers is also lucrative. Another idea: rather than sending the children to private schools, Eric and Ilsa might apprentice one to a cobbler, and leave the rest with a scruffy but colourful gang of pickpockets. Ilsa could also cut her mat leave short by stuffing that infant into a basket and floating it downriver into the bulrushes. That's been known to pay off big. (First though, make sure you can spot a bulrush.)

But instead the Globe's "Financial Facelift" team suggested that Eric should solve the family's problems by working longer hours. That could work for you too, WP. For example, you could raise your income to $150,000 a year simply by working 1,220 hours per month. Ask your shift supervisor about it. You might also try to find out the name of Eric and Ilsa's relatives -- they seem nice. Maybe they have an empty garden shed or broom closet. If people squeezing by on $360,000 a year can't be expected to pay rent, then surely you too deserve a break, like the song says.

Failing that, I'm not sure what to tell you, WP -- except that we're holding a big bake sale for Eric and Ilsa next week at the Legion Hall. Maybe you can steal a loaf of bread.  [Tyee]

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