'Cold-Cocked': The Hit of Hockey
Lorna Jackson on why we really watch the puck drop.
Naslund: warrior or short story character tonight?
- Cold-Cocked: On Hockey
- Biblioasis (2007)
According to Lorna Jackson in her new book Cold-Cocked: On Hockey, we must read hockey like a good short story. We have to see the games as scenes, and the players as characters, actions as words -- a booming slapshot, an impossible deke, a body sacrificed against a blocked shot, a meaty fist upside an unsuspecting head.
And we have to put them all together and build our own meaning and come up with our own reasons about why this story is important (or not). This is our communal story, so we have to resist the version of the story imposed by a frenzied media or a corporatized NHL.
"Players don't make meaning," Jackson explains, "spectators do."
And this book is about that: about how to read the game and reclaim it from those who narrowly interpret it as a man's game, as a game of "warriors," as a single-minded quest for Lord Stanley's Cup (said with the tremulous, disembodied voice of Hockey Night in Canada).
"The NHL machine ignores people like me," Jackson writes, "women who abhor the easy cliché, the hypermasculine rhetoric. Okay, they build arenas that resemble shopping malls for us. Oh, and kudos, boys, for the ridiculous girlie replica jerseys with the figure-flattering cut and raglan sleeves so we can pretend to have boobs like Shania Twain. I don't want to be Markus Naslund and I don't want to shop."
Clearly, this is no textbook read on the sociology of sports and gender (although Jackson admits that exploring how women experience the game differently was a starting point).
It's as much about her relationship with her daughter (a huge Ed Jovanovski fan) and her father (Béliveau) and her husband (tellingly, no preference reported), as it is about the game. And this is the point. It's a meditation on how Jackson finds her own meaning in the game, giving us all permission to do the same.
The Tyee spoke with Jackson recently to explore these ideas (and her mysterious relationship with Markus Naslund). We offer you this as your pre-game warm up for the first game of the season, tonight. Watch your groins.
On the allure of Olympic gold medal kisses and the 'new NHL man'
"What drew me in was watching those guys on the ice with their kids and kissing their wives and hugging their mothers, and just seeing them as a different sort of character than they had been in the '70s when I was [first] watching -- I mean, there were characters like Derek Sanderson that appealed to me as a teenager -- but I think I wanted a more complex character if I was going to watch that story and be involved in it now. And I got them."
On Italian bastard meets Nordic god
"I think they've got the right idea [in promoting this new NHL man]. I was drawn back in and I am more compelled by the characters, but then if they're going to keep me, they better pay up and give me a bit more [in terms of stories and complex characters].
"But also, it's so easy in Vancouver -- the narrative kind of took off on its own. Naslund and Bertuzzi, as characters, are interesting guys and with a really neat friendship -- the surly Italian bastard and the golden-haired Nordic god. So, it is really easy to be compelled."
On Bertuzzi and Naslund as Lenny and George from 'Of Mice and Men'
"I was reading Of Mice and Men again because I love the book, and the moment where Lenny squishes the mouse -- like, he's got this mouse in his hand and it's a caring, gentle moment and then... [deadpan voice] it's dead [chuckles]. And he doesn't get it; he doesn't know his own strength, and yet, George looks after him. It's a caretaking relationship. And it's also just a beautiful relationship between men based on aggression and loyalty and love. And one where ultimately a really hard decision has to be made about that relationship."
On Bertuzzi blame
"We're all changed by having to face what we got out of that situation, what we called for in that situation. Media, fans, all of us who've watched it on the screen a million times and got some sort of thrill out of it -- we were complicit. And if we looked at that and thought of it, you'd come back to the game a little bit differently. Not necessarily negatively, either.
"I didn't come back to the game horrified by outrageous violence. But I am less willing to accept a high hit to the head; I cannot stand to see that anymore. And I do distinguish between violence in hockey or fighting in hockey and what Bertuzzi did."
On how men think like women
"It's risky generalizing about anything, sports included, and especially men and women in sports. And I think when I started writing the book I thought that there was going to be a really clean division between [the supposedly male obsession with statistics and winning and "player as warrior" myth] and how women read the game. And then I did a fair bit of research reading around on fan response to sports in general, you know, lots of sociology of sport literature and stuff.
"Most of that indicated men don't really see sports as an obsession with statistics, and so on. They actually see it with imagination, as well. And they see it aesthetically, using phrases like 'pretty play' and 'beautiful goal.'
"But I still believe that the dominant sport journalism, broadcast or print journalism is obsessed with stats. And I think men are more likely, maybe, to be satisfied with that. And I don't think it's as interesting for women but I also don't think for a lot of men it's that interesting, either.
"I think women are looking for other things: they're looking for identification with players, they want to have a Trevor Linden lead the team because they want to be like Trevor Linden and they want to marry Trevor Linden, you know? And maybe men are doing that [identifying with players] too, but they're less aware of it.
"I think you choose a player to emulate or one that is going to represent you because they represent some aspect of your values, or you want to get a hit off of their values.
On firing the Don Cherry narrator
"There's something in the gaps in a good short story. There's mystery. There's magic. You can [put it together for yourself]. And you'd better. You don't check your brain when you go through the turnstile. And you don't let Don Cherry do your thinking for you. There's no reason to."
On the athlete as warrior
"You can't get away from it in all sports, and hockey in particular. [Puts on hushed and earnest voice] 'Yeah, that is right. Players are just like warriors. Whoa. Am I ever excited about this. And, oh, there's Don Cherry with his dead soldiers in Afghanistan on Coaches Corner. Yea, there is a connection! And I am being patriotic!'
"Well, I think it's a dangerous thing, a dangerous narrative to accept, especially on a Saturday night watching entertainment with our kids. And I don't think it's accurate. And it's a cliché. And all clichés and narratives need a good shake and I think that one does, as well.
"So part of me is offended by that 'warrior as hockey player' and vice-versa. And in part, that's [what let me] go back into looking [in her book] at my Dad and thinking about him 'cause he was a nice guy, you know? A nice, gentle man who was actually a soldier and a warrior and he was never the same afterward [World War II].
"I don't like hockey players to be idealized and I don't like warriors or war to be idealized. And when you put those two together, I think it's a thin reading of the game and of the players."
On whether she's in a hockey pool this year
"Yes."
On whether she recommends picking Naslund
"No."
On whether her answer to that was based on her telepathic and imaginary relationship to Naslund (as described in 'Cold-Cocked')
"[Laughs] I'll just check in with him.
"No, it's based on watching him skate a little bit in camp, and I watched last year very carefully and I have concerns about his body. I love him. I love his play. I think he's fabulous but I haven't chosen Naslund in my pool, [adds quickly] but I'm willing to trade for him if things improve.
On what story the Canucks are telling this year
"I don't think they've gotten started yet on that story. I mean, the story right now is 'How are we going to be more fit so that our groins don't hurt.' [Laughs] I read that they're starting to do yoga, which is probably a good step in that direction. What a hoot! Can you imagine Phil Esposito in Lululemon pants doing yoga? Or Derek Sanderson? I mean, good lord. But, I mean, they better figure it out, with all these groin injuries. [More laughter].
"They're so young. There's a rebuilding going on and there's a different identity being formed. So, I don't know if the story is started yet. I don't feel part of a story, let's put it that way. I mean, it's too easy to think that Bobby Lou [Roberto Luongo] is the main character here. I don't want him to be, for some reason. I don't want the goalie to be the main character who is the hero and the saviour because that's not an interesting story. If it's as simple as, 'if he stops it, we win,' it's not a [complex enough] story."
Other hockey books out this season:
- Growing Up Hockey, by Brian Kennedy, published by Folklore Publishing
- Gretzky to Lemieux: The Story of the 1987 Canada Cup, by Ed Willes, published by McClelland & Stewart
- Crease-Crashing Hockey Trivia, by Don Weekes, published by Greystone Books



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G West
4 years ago
It's not just women Geoff
Just thought you should know there is an enormous sub-group of Canadian males for whom the debate over Ron/Don and Hockey Night in Canada is about as captivating as junk mail.
Smart and accomplished women of my acquaintance are not the only ones who find the conflation of hockey and national purpose to be, at best, a crashing bore and, at worst, dangerous.
In fact, even among hockey purists there are numerous iconoclasts who still view the Canadian victory over the Soviets in 1972 as the worst thing that ever happened to the game in this country.
Unlike those commentators who have invested the result of that iconic confrontation with a baggage of world historical proportions, I have always felt a certain shame about the way our players slashed and crashed and mugged their way to victory in '72.
It seems to me that a different result thirty-five years ago might have turned Canada into a hotbed of hockey where finesse and skill, fitness and intelligence might have replaced the kind of thuggery that Messrs. Cherry and MacLean (and of course Nonis and Burke and Lowe) celebrate most Saturday nights.
I doubt I'm the only one who wonders just what might have happened if Bobby Clarke hadn't broken Valeri Kharlamov's ankle...
clubofrome
4 years ago
Polit Hockey
Remember Phil Esposito talking about our way of life vs. theirs? That angle was played as well, when we thought communism in Russia was the Devil and we riding around on our great white horse! There were better series with more fairness and talent than 72, but it will always remain the top series for drama. Their were just as many stories off the ice as on it. The Soviet hosts were bad too, and almost made home ice work for them too! The refs were horrible! Accomodations lousy at best. I agree Bobby Clarke was dirty, but that was part of the era too. It continues today with the contoversial head shots we are seeing. The sports casters hash this out year after year, the leaugue barely does anything and only recently have I heard a radio personailty put in all in perspective. The objective of body contact in hockey is to liberate the puck, not cause injury. Deliberate attempt to injure is the out they could use. They just need to inforce those rules like they have done with obstruction. All of the concusions from deliberate hits o the head are not only dirty, they are life threatening. We hear "it's just a matter of time before someone won't get up from one of these hits." I still play and in oldtimers I have to protect myself from being run into the boards from behind. While there are risks to playing there are also responsibilities. Hits from behind and deliberate shoulder/elbow to the head checks are the #1 cause of concusions, all but the accidental avoidable and at least punishable by suspension. Second offences should be cause for early retirement. Unfortunately the NHL leads the hockey culture for our minor systems. They need to clean up their act and soon. Downie got off easy. His hit could have left McAmmond dead. It was a deliberate attempt to injure withot any doubt whatsoever. It was as bad as the Bertuzzi/Moore incident as far as intent is concerned. Even with all the negative I can't leave this game behind, but I've been close though and if it doesn't improve this year, then I'll have lost most of my respect for the league and maybe even the game itself. Of course I'd never pay to watch either.
But it's the season opener for the home team! There's magic in the air and at least for today, the cup is ours for the taking. So go Trevor, this season is for you! Hoist that cup in June!
G West
4 years ago
Jeez that would be nice club
I drove past a sign on a store marquee here the other day that struck me as funny, or funny/sad perhaps.
It said: "Canucks win the Cup in 2070"
Let's hope that's not right.
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Overstatement is the purest form of flattery
G West:
Having recently watched it on DVD, I will argue the Summit Series was not nearly as bad as you portray. Clarke's slash was particularly gruesome and had he done such a thing in this day of video replay, he would have been suspended a mighty long time.
It was not a particularly rough series, even by today's somewhat tamer standards. There were bits of nastiness from time to time, but Canada's stars were by and large not suited to playing an overly rough game. They had a few guys who were bruisers, but Phil Esposito, for all his bluster, was never one to fight his own battles for real. Canada certainly was responsible for more of the nastiness than were the Soviets, but the CCCP guys were hardly angels. Their atrocious diving aside, they often gave as good as they got.
It's a mistake to think that because the Soviets dominated the early games they were more skilled than the Canadians. Canada's biggest problem was fitness. Their second biggest problem was lack of team play. They were not unskilled. The nicest goal of the series -- many will argue one of the prettiest goals ever scored -- was Peter Mahovlich's goal in game two. It was a pure skill play by a player who wasn't the best in his family, never mind the best on his team.
I don't deny we have put too high a premium on brawn over skill at times during our hockey history. But I bristle when people start arguing, over-the-top style, that Canada doesn't produce skilled hockey players. Let's never forget that Canada beat, in an eight game series - a very powerful Soviet team, despite Canada not having its two best players in the lineup for any game.
By the way, sadly, the bulk of Canadian male hockey fans are as Lorna described. Check out hfboards(dot)com, a fairly popular hockey fan board, if you doubt that.
G West
4 years ago
Au Contraire
I think the Soviets were much more skilled, certainly more fit, extremely poorly equipped and - but for Henderson's very lucky goal after Kharlamov's elimination (on the direct orders of a thuggish Canadian coach) had left the Russians without their best player - would certainly have beaten the Canadian team.
I wish they had - the false sense of foolish superiority which followed the '72 series, added to the damage Gary Bettman and the owners have since wrought on the NHL, is at least nominally responsible for the fact that hockey is now less popular than bowling in the United States.
I think if Canada had lost that series some of the most absurd excesses - including hanging onto a small ice surface which tends to downplay skill and emphasize thuggishness might have been eliminated from the game.
Aside from any other reason, the correlation of national politics and the Canadian identity with the outcome of a sports series is so utterly childish and facile that only an intellect like Don Cherry and his latest sidekick (Rick Hillyer - not Ron McLean) would even try to suggest it has any traction even in a world so debased as out own.
I cheered for the Soviets at the time. Not because I don’t care about Canadian hockey, but because I do care for it. Any system which can produce a pure talent like Bobby Orr deserves better than the facile lip-service we pay it today. I agree with you about the fans – and not just the male ones: At the last Canucks game I attended in person I had the extreme misfortune to be sitting just ahead of a woman who apparently lost her sanity and voluntary control of her voice box the moment the puck dropped. Talk about undiscerning!
Only the quality of discourse on the so-called sports television networks is more depressing.
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Watch again, maybe
"I think the Soviets were much more skilled, certainly more fit, extremely poorly equipped and - but for Henderson's very lucky goal after Kharlamov's elimination (on the direct orders of a thuggish Canadian coach) had left the Russians without their best player - would certainly have beaten the Canadian team."
Sorry, but that's just nonsense. The Soviets had an outstanding goaltender and two good lines. Their defence was weak. They had the best player in the series - Kharlamov - but to suggest they were "much more skilled" is ridiculous. Again, let's not forget that Canada's two best players never got into a single game.
The difference in the first four games was conditioning and not much else. Look at the first game. Canada dominated the first 15 minutes, and led 2-0 before they ran out of gas. Once the conditioning gap caught up with them, the Soviets took over and won 7-3.
By the way, the argument that '72 stunted our developmental growth is also ludicrous. Canada's developmental system in the mid-1970s led to the emergence of players with names like Gretzky and Lemieux. I don't claim that we took skills development seriously enough; we didn't. But nor did the wheels completely come off the wagon.
Don't misread me, by the way. Every time Canada wins something and Don Cherry stands up to say this proves Canada doesn't need to worry about its talent pool, I cringe a little. One event doesn't "prove" anything. Nor did our failures in Nagano or Torino "prove" anything. We've never needed to tear down our system to rebuild it; we have been complacent in our development system at times, but that's been relative to the development structures in other places. That complacency doesn't exist, by the way. I'd argue that we're heading for a golden age in Canadian hockey, with talented players like Crosby and John Tavares being a symbol of what happens when we take skills development seriously.
clubofrome
4 years ago
Overhaul
The highlites now are so narrow and repetitive it's mind numbing to watch. A couple of goals, maybe a hit, shoot out winner, great save Luongo! Waste of time. Yes all the stats but only becuse these sports stations have pools and everyone wants the box score. I'd prefer a few minutes on each game and stretch it out for the full 30 minutes. Baseball playoffs aside, the highlite reels suck. Then they roll them over and over for 12 or more hours till the next day when that days schedule is the story. The story is now the stats, not the game itself and that is the sad part. Put some effort into the commentary other than trying to out "wise guy" the next sportscaster with your stupid catch phrases. "He scores in Bertuzian fashion." Give me a break. Bunch of pretty boys thinking they're clever.... how about dazzling us with your knowledge of the game. Well, maybe it's just a response to what the average viewer wants, how many points did I get in my pool. Kelly Hrudy is the exception and perhaps along with Ron Mclean they can raise the bar. I'll listen to Cherry cause you know eventually he'll drop a bomb, well used to before the time delay!
A defenceman may win the game with smart play, moving the puck, breaking up rushes or blocking shots, it's just a shame we have to wait all week for Kelly Hrudy to point it out. Show the highlites of players without the puck too. These are just as important to the outcome of the game and teach positional team objectives. What exactly is a left side lock? Explain the trap! Show examples and how to get through it. When teams prepare for games with video review they don't sit back and ogle the nice goals, they study the play, the flow the speed the tactics, looking for weakness. Everything the fan doesn't see while watching Connected or sports centre. Reminds me of the evening news, no substance or understanding of the events that happened.
Way to go Tyee, good Canadian kid with the story so far!
G West
4 years ago
I watched the series - the original
…and the DVD. And while I won't be so impolite as to suggest that what you've said is nonsense, I respectfully and completely disagree. I think we were outplayed, outmanned and, more than anything, we lost whatever moral advantage we might have claimed after sitting out all those years sulking because only our amateur players were ever able to challenge in international hockey.
Father David Bauer was a personal friend of mine during the years after the '72 series and there was never any doubt in his mind that Canadian hockey did not take the lesson it should have from the cheap and dirty victory we earned at the end of Bobby Clark's stick and Phil Esposito's vocalization.
For all Phil's trumpeting of Canadian values and crying on national television, I haven't seen much of him since he retired: another complete phony in my opinion.
I'm not suggesting that the wheels fell off the system - I'm suggesting it has run ever since with the wrong priorities - that's all.
And that, had we lost the '72 series we might not have taken the route that created teams like Colorado and Vancouver (and the Bertuzzi/Moore incident) not to mention last year's Stanley Cup final winner.
I think the diminished status of the current brand of NHL hockey, the character of its ownership and the fact that, with the possible exception of Crosby - (I never have considered Gretzky to be a 'great' player) - the most skilled players in the league are and have been virtually all European is about all the evidence I need to refute your contention. As for who wins the Stanley Cup – I could care less.
The only thing I will agree with Don Cherry about is that the single greatest talent that has played the game to date is Bobby Orr.
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Are we talking about the same sport?
Gretzky not a great player? Seriously? Crosby is the only talented Canadian? Really? It's an interesting opinion, although one I have never heard any informed hockey person put forward. I suppose it's possible that you're right and the entirety of the hockey world is wrong, but I doubt it.
Look, I'm trying to be polite about this -- I'm tying myself in knots to avoid using the word "nonsense" again -- but, c'mon. Whenever I hear such sweeping generalizations, I expect they're coming from someone also using the phrase "kids these days," talking about going to school uphill both ways and hiking their pants up to impossibly high levels.
Admit it. You're kidding, right?
dr evil
4 years ago
Greatest
What I didn`t like about hockey..the little I played..it was a flukey game in a lot of ways. The puck takes a bounce..it goes this way your a hero..it goes that way you`re a goat.
Too much in the bounces. The game on the ice is much different than the game seen from the stands.
Playing goal...I wouldn`t even see the puck and it would hit my pads and bounce to the corner...my teammates would give me the ole slap on the pads " Great Save!"...I hadn`t even seen it...and then another time..you make a save which you found really difficult and no one says boo.
It seems to bring the worst out in people.
Russia `72...the team from outer space...I thought the later Canada Cup Russian team with Larionov was even better...they were really on another level..what year was that?
Dryden was completely awed by them.
Greatest ever? Howe..
Orr maybe if he`d played longer. I liked Doug Harvey a lot..he was doing things no one had seen before...offensive defenseman...he`d control the whole game. I think he was a huge influence on the modern game.
Gretzky...seeing him live...he was an opportunist..he`d disappear for stretches and then suddenly appear..whoosh, like a ghost..and a scoring chance. Plus I think he was very well..telepathic..or esp whatever you want to call it..sixth sense...the sight,the shining.
Larionov was definitely his equal as far as on ice vision. He`d have to be top ten but definitely not the greatest.
Crosbys got an incredible will..and the wheels to go with it. Very quick in all aspects.
G West
4 years ago
About Grezky, not at all
He was a 'good' player - no question - but the folderol about greatness should have been dumped once be went to LA - without Jari Kurri and Messier and a phalanx of goons - he was pretty pedestrian.
There are some decent Canadian players - especially on defence (although none to hold a candle to Niklas Lindstrom for sheer playmaking talent) but the best players and the ones with the ability to score goals through skill and finesse are, in my view, virtually all European. That’s what’s important to me – I could care less – I do care less – if some behemoth manages to deliver a career-ending check or takes on the role of a Tie Domi or a Jordan Tootoo successfully. In my opinion that simply detracts from what is otherwise the fastest and most difficult team sport in the world. We should be playing to the beauty and skill of the game and not dragging it down.
Look at the upcoming junior stars - with the exception of Crosby - they've certainly learned the 'Canadian' way to play the game - I can't disagree with you there - but to compare them with the best of the Europeans - they just don't measure up in my view.
It's not the kids’ fault mind you - they've been taught by people who think the object of the game is intimidation, bluff and bravado instead of skill, finesse and speed - sorry - I'm deadly serious. But it's hardly new - this has been going on for a generation.
I'm not kidding. And it won't get any better as long as people like Brian Burke, Kevin Lowe, Gary Bettman and Don Cherry are seen as the gurus of the game – among others – they just happen to be the ones whose names fall readily to mind. In fact, the instrument of most of this is Bettman – he has been a disaster for the league and for hockey in general.
And by the way, what I actually wrote was this: "...with the possible exception of Crosby the most skilled players in the league are and have been virtually all European..."
You do your own argument a disservice by implying that I wrote that Crosby was the only talented Canadian....
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Oh, okay
You have opinions that just are not borne out by facts.
Gretzky was pedestrian after leaving Edmonton? Not really. His point totals in the years immediately after leaving Edmonton:
168 (more than the previous year), 142, 163, 121, 65 (strike-shortened season) 130. Three scoring championships. Led his team to the Stanley Cup final in '93.
Canada's young players don't measure up to Europeans? Canada has won the past three world U-20 titles. In fact, they haven't lost a game in those three tournaments. Last month, Canada's U-20s (without arguably their three best players) went 7-0-1 against their Russian counterparts. They have won a medal in the tournament every year since '98. You can intimidate your way to wins once, or maybe twice, but every year for 10 years? That's a pretty good feat.
I'll grant, by the way, that I made a clumsy shorthand of your assertion about Crosby. Still, the claim that the rest of the top tier (or even most of the top tier) in the NHL are Europeans is, again, not borne out by the facts. All but two of the top 10 scorers from last year were Canadian. Did Martin St. Louis - all 5-foot-six of him - gooned his way to the top? Or the wispy Vinny Lecavalier? Or Daniel Briere?
You have a hate-on for Canadian hockey. That's your prerogative. Please don't pretend it's based on anything other than your own misconceptions.
G West
4 years ago
Nope I don't
St Louis, Lecavalier and Briere are all players who have skill and talent despite the negative assessments two of them got from traditional Canadian hockey evaluators. They probably thought they were too 'European'. St Louis especially didn’t fit the mold did he?
There's no doubt that Canadian Junior hockey is a successful business - as a training ground for well-rounded individuals and athletes - I don't think so.
You're managing to be insulting again - without even trying by the way. What's with that? I used to play with a fella with pretty much the same attitude and it sucks.
Unless you agreed with him you were an idiot. I always figured that said more about him than it ever did about me. Happens a lot in sports circles. Just watch Don Cherry any Saturday night and you’ll understand why it makes me cringe.
I love hockey and I appreciate a well-played game. Just don't see many of them any more sadly. Obviously, I use somewhat different criteria to evaluate success than you do. Even on terms you’d accept I think it’s pretty hard to sustain the argument that Gary Bettman and expansion has been good for the sport in Canada.
Good point about Larionov dr evil; and about Doug Harvey too – a bit before my time though.
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Relax
Nobody's called you an idiot. Here's the thing, though. You put forth some opinions that no unbiased observer with a lick of hockey sense would support. I did accept the possibility (however unlikely) that you're a genius whose unique perspective is brilliant.
But your assertions are just plain wrong. Gretzky was hardly pedestrian. Pedestrian players do not average nearly two points per game over the course of six seasons. Yes, there are Canadians other than Sidney Crosby in the top tier in the NHL. Lots of them, in fact. Eight of the top 10 scorers were Canadian. Your comment about their reaching those heights despite, not because, of Canada's development system is not only beside the point, it's wrong-headed: did those players get better in Canada's junior hockey factories? Have they flourished since?
Don't try lumping me in with Don Cherry. He's an out-of-touch dinosaur who was last relevant about the time Pierre Trudeau was hip.
Does Canada also produce goons? No question. Do I cheer that? No I do not.
Nonetheless, Canada has producing and continues to produce some of the most skilled hockey players on the planet. The facts bear that out.
funniously
4 years ago
Now THAT's skilled Canadian hockey.
Heatley
Fisher
Spezza
Phillips
Vermette
Kelly
Neil
funniously
4 years ago
OK, maybe not Chris Neil -lol
But he's still pretty skilled for a goon.
funniously
4 years ago
EuroSens v Leaf Nation
The Senators are fine example of the kind of team the NHL and the Canadian system can and should produce.
Conversely, I'm with GWest --everything that's wrong with the game can be epitomized by the "Leaf Nation"/Don Cherry cult mentality that accepts mediocrity so long as it's served up with a knuckle sandwich: "we may not be able to beat you, but we can still beat ON you". Yeah, that's Leaf hockey.
Call them the EuroSens if you will (although they no longer have any more heavily European-sourced roster than any other team), but they are a fantastic team. It was sickening to watch them go down to the thugs in Anaheim, sacrificed to the NHL senior management's 2007 major-market penetration strategy.
G West
4 years ago
Wellllllllll
This:
"Nobody's called you an idiot. Here's the thing, though. You put forth some opinions that no unbiased observer with a lick of hockey sense would support. I did accept the possibility (however unlikely) that you're a genius whose unique perspective is brilliant.
But your assertions are just plain wrong."
Sounds a lot to me like damning with faint praise. (emphasis added)
I clearly said I use different criteria to judge success than you do.
I'm actually gonna buzz off and watch the game now...but, to just finish ...I'm pretty much in agreement with funniously about the Senators and last year's final. Less said about the Leafs the better.
Moreover, as long as Burke and Bettman and their ilk are running the league I won't be expecting much improvement.
In the end, I think hockey in Canada today would be a lot better if the thugs hadn't prevailed in '72. Just imagine what could have been done in the 25 years since if we'd been forced to really evaluate our direction and purpose then.
You got love the prospect of hockey night in Las Vegas. Which seems to be the next big thing gary has in store for us.
dr evil
4 years ago
Didn`t we sell Hockey?
Just after the sale of the "mountie" image to Disney didn`t we sell hockey to the Americans?
Its just really stupid now..all about the $$$.
Pro Hockey is in trouble...the Red wings only had a bldg. 2/3rds full on their opener.
Hockey town...first time since 1996 they didn`t sell out.
I was at a Canucks game at GM Place once...the score was 6-0 Detroit before the end of the second period...I was wishing I`d brought a book to read. A waiter asked me if he could bring me a latte...we left before the end of the second period. I`ll never go back...being bombarded with very loud repetitive hype and advertising from the overhead screen..play stoppage for T.V. ads...no thanks...I couldn`t wait to get out of there.
The Red Whore
4 years ago
What did you expect?
You can't say something totally outlandish and then be surprised when someone calls it nonsense. Which it is. Nonsense. This isn't just my opinion. There is no one out there who thinks that all (save one) the elite players in the NHL are European.
If you want to make the argument that Canadian hockey has been too physical and there's not been enough skills development, you may have an argument. If you want to suggest that Orr was a better talent than Gretzky, you can make that argument and you'll have lots of people agreeing with you.
But you've come out with this over-the-top pronouncement that Canadian hockey doesn't develop skilled players. When I bring up Gretzky, you say he was never a "great" player. Sorry. That's patent nonsense.
Bringing up your own unique goalposts is an interesting tactic, by the way. It's a good way to ensure you're always right.
I think you've painted yourself into a corner and won't admit it.
G West
4 years ago
Well
You're still doing it. Suggesting I’ve written something I didn’t write
I don't think what I said WAS outlandish and, given the restraint I've used in response to your provocation I'd be more inclined to think the reciprocal of what you've implied.
I never said ALL the elite players in the NHL are European - that what you 'said' I said.
What I actually wrote was this:
..the most skilled players in the league are and have been virtually all European
I also mentioned thuggery, the limitations of a small ice surface and a system that puts more emphasis upon physical strength and intimidation than speed or finesse.
I did say I thought Orr was the best player, bar none, who has ever been in the game and I told you I thought Gretzky was over-rated. I still think both things are
I said I thought Gretzky was a good player but that he was not 'great' in the over-the-top sense that he has been portrayed. I still think that's the case. And he played in an era when the competitive nature and quality of the average NHL journeyman had been diluted by a period of ridiculous and greedy expansion – among other things.
As for who shares my view of Canadian hockey, you might be surprised. A great many extremely well-educated and thoughtful people I know who used to enjoy and support the game and who once would have encouraged their kids to get involved and play have moved on…and not looked back. Unless the league makes some changes soon, even a talent like Sidney Crosby (who looked very pedestrian against Carolina) won't save it. Further, the over-the-top way he has been groomed and promoted as a savior for the game says less about Crosby’s talent than it does about the owners’ and the league’s desperation to find a way out of the ‘less-popular than darts’ universe in which it now exists.
I think many people who watch the game and listen to the appallingly bad and entirely compromised commentary provided by Sports media ‘personalities’ need to start looking much more critically at the product on the ice. The Toronto Sports Network (TSN) in particular, lost their most prescient commentator when they sent Maggie the Macaque back to the zoo.
Because, night after night, week after week - it's boring - almost as boring as your constant return to personal remarks instead of actual discussion.
Pretty much, what you've learned from listening to the mindlessness on Sports talk Radio and TV.
Sorry. But I'll only take so many cheap shots before I retaliate.
G West
4 years ago
errata - I was in a hurry
couple quick corrections:
para 3 should read:
I never said ALL the elite players in the NHL are European - that's what you 'said' I said.
and, father down:
para 6 should be:
I did say I thought Orr was the best player, bar none, who has ever been in the game and I told you I thought Gretzky was over-rated. I still think both things are true.
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Surely you're not that sensitive
Cheap shots? The poor-me act is wearing thin.
You've said a player many consider the greatest ever - and most consider one of the top three ever - was "pedestrian" in a period in which he won three scoring titles and took his team to the Stanley Cup finals. I called that nonsense. Because it was.
You've claimed that most of the skilled hockey players in the NHL were Europeans - although that target seems to be moving -
"with the possible exception of Crosby - (I never have considered Gretzky to be a 'great' player) - the most skilled players in the league are and have been virtually all European"
- despite hard evidence showing that it's actually Canadians who have been the ones scoring the goals.
You've claimed that Canada's young, developing hockey players can't hold a candle to Europeans in terms of skills, even though Canadian teams have won the last three international tournaments, been to the final the last six years and have won a medal for 10. If Europeans are more skilled, they're not showing it.
Bottom line: you've made some wild assertions about Canadian hockey. They've been nonsensical. I've called them nonsensical and offered up some hard proof to explain why they're nonsensical. I wasn't aware facts were cheap shots.
G West
4 years ago
I disagree
Gretzky came along at a time when the talent pool was as shallow as a bowl of water.
I could care less who scores all the goals - in the original 6 era there were players who held records for assists with as few as 60 points - statistics are for dummies who really don't understand what's happened to the game and why it's a mess.
Hockey is a regional sport that was better and more popular 30 years ago than it is today - let the Americans have a half-dozen teams - bring another half-dozen back to Canadian cities and dump all the others; fire Bettman, increase the size of the ice to European standards and start rewarding skill and finesse.
I think Europeans are showing it: even on a pathetic team like Toronto if you got rid of Sundin, Kaberle and Antropov there would be nothing left for the notoriously uncritical fans there to scream at.
Of course the European young talent pool has been diluted - the Canadian Junior system has paid the big bucks to bring all the talent over here. A couple years ago the Junior Hockey fraternity here in Canada was whining about how Canadian boys couldn't make it onto junior teams anymore. Remember?
I don't accept your bottom line - just like I don't listen to the idiots on TSN who keep telling me they know anything about a game they've done a great deal to ruin.
I don't think you've offered up any evidence except the fact that wayne Gretzky won some scoring championships - he didn't even sniff the Stanley Cup after he left Edmonton and he's a joke as a coach. He actually gets more press as a result of his wife's gambling problems these days than he does as a hockey expert.
As for whining, Gretz was certainly world-class at that wasn't he?
By the way, you're actually coming across a lot more like Don Cherry with each post - are you that desperate?
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Back to the topic at hand
Dunno what:
-Gretzky's whining
-Gretzky's coaching ability
-Point totals pre-1967
-Where European juniors play
-TSN
-Gary Bettman
-Janet's gambling
-the location of NHL cities
or most of that last post has to do with whether Canada is developing skilled players.
It is interesting, by the way, that on one hand you say that Europeans are doing a better job at developing their skilled players and then say that the European talent pool is diluted. You can't have it both ways.
(The European talent pool is far from diluted, by the way. Aside from typical European powers like Sweden, Finland, the Czech Republic and Russia, you're starting to see very good players coming out of Norway, Denmark, Austria and Slovenia. The fact that some are coming to North America to play isn't preventing them from playing for their countries, either, if that's what you're implying.)
I know, I know. You don't accept my bottom line. The fact that Canada's players are at or near the top of the NHL scoring race doesn't mean they're more skilled than the Europeans they play against. The fact that Canada has a pretty impressive record against its international competition at the U-20 level doesn't mean that Canada's developing players are better than the rest of the world.
So, just curious, what benchmark would you use to determine relative skill levels? If actual results don't indicate relative skill levels, what would?
Oh, and desperate? You've tried three times to tie me to Don Cherry, even though I keep saying I'm not a fan. Good luck with that.
G West
4 years ago
My remarks about the talent pool
Were directed, quite obviously, at your remark about the junior program – remember?
I certainly don't accept your bottom line - or your top line either.
That ridiculous exhibition game in London last weekend drew just over 222,000 viewers - I think that may be the lowest on record for Hockey Night in Canada. NHL professional hockey is a farce - better suited to the same fan interest level of folks who like cage matches in the ultimate fighting challenge or whatever they call it.
Take the top European players from every team in the league and what do you have left: In my view the American Hockey League and the Anaheim Ducks!
If Canadian players are so skilled, why are there so many potential juniors being scouted all the time in Europe?
You actually haven't contended with the central points here which go a long way beyond my views about Canadian skill levels. I’ve also mentioned, among other things:
1. The NHL product is bad and getting worse;
2. There are far fewer skilled players (not thugs, there are always plenty of Chris Prongers and Dion Phaneufs available in Canada) coming out of Canadian rinks than there are skilled Europeans. Quebec may be the one exception to this by the way.
3. The predominant 'skill' position is Canadian hockey is the so-called power forward whose value to a team is marked more by his ability to stand immobile (despite the depredations of the biggest lug in the defence team of the opposition) in front of the crease than anything else. Great skill that!
4. The other thing Canadian players are good at is the sort of thing you can see on one of Don Cherry's rock'em sock'em hockey videos - I can tell a skilled player when I see one; just like I can tell who are the thugs on the team.
So please don’t accuse me of not addressing your single and redundant point about points.
Time was there were only a few Lou Fontinantos in the league - now there are dozens of them - in the game you apparently enjoy it's the only way to win.
By the way, you really don't read very well, I never said you weren't a fan of Don Cherry - you said you weren't.
alive
4 years ago
Have a life, eh?
The simple answer is that "we" do not have a life, and so must substitute with this!
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Girls were prettier, and food was tastier...
I just want to draw attention to this, in the first of my too many posts in this increasingly tedious topic:
I don't deny we have put too high a premium on brawn over skill at times during our hockey history. But I bristle when people start arguing, over-the-top style, that Canada doesn't produce skilled hockey players. Let's never forget that Canada beat, in an eight game series - a very powerful Soviet team, despite Canada not having its two best players in the lineup for any game.
I have no intention of arguing whether or not hockey used to be better back when the Earth was round. That kind of argument is mostly dependent on your memory. And as we all know, the older I get, the better I was.
The only thing that dragged me - unfortunately, as it turns out - into this discussion is the contention that Canada is not producing hockey players as skilled as is Europe. Or maybe that contention is that we aren't producing as many skilled players as is Europe. I can't tell for sure.
I'm still not sure what would classify as evidence of skill in your way of thinking.
In my mind, if you have a group of skilled players, the ones who produce the most on a regular basis would be the ones who likely have the best skills. So yes, points matter. And yes, wins matter. By any real, measurable criteria, your assertion that Europe is somehow head and shoulders above Canada in producing talented hockey players is (brace yourself) nonsense. You want to argue that there are other, better ways of assessing who has the best skills? Great. Name those criteria.
If you want to argue that the air was sweeter, that beer was stronger, that blue was bluer, and that the NHL was better, well, that's just a plain meaningless, empty topic as far as I'm concerned. If it makes you feel better, I'll concede that point, mostly because I just don't care that much.
As I've said at least twice is it's the over-the-top statements that I've objected to.
G West
4 years ago
Well
Since I haven't argued any of those things; and since I said quite clearly at the outset that I thought we'd have been better off if the Russians had beaten us in 1972 - for reasons I've since stated unequivocally - I assume you really don't have a point to argue except that thugs get points when they play with other thugs in a game that isn't as fast and sweet as it could be, as it ought to be or as it might have been.
In addition, since I wasn't around when the earth was still cooling either I'll ignore that other handful of gravel – which seems, after all, to what happens every time you start spinning your wheels.
In other words, we beat up on the Russians and we've been doing it to the game of hockey ever since - to our shame and embarrassment as a mature nation and, in the end, in disservice to what ought to be our game, the best and fastest team sport in the world played the right way with skill, finesse and intelligence. Not the way it's played to increasing disinterest on behalf of the average fan today.
My view: Not a thing you’ve essayed has made me think I wasn’t correct in my original opinion.
It's been fun.
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Thugs who get points
2006-2007
1 Sidney Crosby 120
2 Joe Thornton 114
3 Vincent Lecavalier 108
4 Dany Heatley 105
5 Martin St. Louis
6 Marian Hossa 100 *Not a thug*
7 Joe Sakic 100
8 Jaromir Jagr 96 *Not a thug*
9 Marc Savard 96
10 Daniel Briere 95
When you're right, you're right. Thugs all (except those noted). If I ever see Marty St. Louis coming down a dark alley, I may have to buy some boots to quake in. And Daniel Briere? The consummate power forward.
However, being careful not to use words you didn't use:
"Since I haven't argued any of those things..."
But wait, says I, you said this
"Hockey is a regional sport that was better and more popular 30 years ago than it is today "
Which is remarkably similar to what I said you said
"that the NHL was better"
Hmm.
You also said this:
"Look at the upcoming junior stars - with the exception of Crosby - they've certainly learned the 'Canadian' way to play the game - I can't disagree with you there - but to compare them with the best of the Europeans - they just don't measure up"
Which I paraphrased thusly:
"Canada is not producing hockey players as skilled as is Europe. Or maybe that contention is that we aren't producing as many skilled players as is Europe."
and thusly:
"Europe is somehow head and shoulders above Canada in producing talented hockey players."
which I contended was over-the-top language, and just to make things worse, was nonsense.
You said lots of other things, which weren't really germane to the only point I cared to discuss.
About the only thing I agree with from you is this:
"Not a thing you’ve essayed has made me think I wasn’t correct in my original opinion."
I'm betting that if every rink in Europe burned to the ground tomorrow, you'd still believe that their then-non-existent hockey talent would be better than Canada's.
It's okay that you have a hate on for Canadian hockey. It would free your soul to admit it to yourself, though.
G West
4 years ago
Guess you didn't notice
I guess you didn't notice what I wrote earlier about both Martin St Louis and Daniel Briere did you?
The little smiley face icon up above the comment composition pane is a quote button. If you want to quote me - quote me. I don't agree with your spin and, I already told you what I think of hockey remember? This is it and I stand by it. Canadian hockey and its fans are (with some notable exceptions) an embarrassment.
That's how the quote thing works. Try it sometime.
I'd have thought someone who started out saying this:
...in a season where there has already been a 20-game suspension levied to a tyro Canadian trying to make his mark in the pre-season might actually have something interesting to say apart from quoting statistics and accusing me of being over the top.
Tomas Kaberle just won the game for Toronto - guess I'll just leave it at that since you're so interested in statistics my friend. And who scored in the Ottawa game? Just asking.
In closing, anyone who's so concerned with defending the thugs of the National Hockey League just because they bleed rouge, isn't really all that interesting anyway.
Cheers. Keep your stick on the ice! I’m going to listen to Don Cherry tell me that Darcy Tucker is the Savior of the world….and how stupid the referees are.
ME2
4 years ago
Tedious
Yawnnnnnn
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Avoiding all the other irrelevancies...
Can you please point out which "thug" I have defended?
Can you please point out at which point I said there are no Europeans with skills? Or why I should be surprised when one of these Europeans scores?
I did notice what you said about St. Louis and Briere. You said they were thugs who scored on other thugs. That must have been who you meant, because I was talking about Canadian skill players who were at the top of the NHL in scoring. Sorry. Did you mean some other players? Players I didn't mention or otherwise reference?
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not sad I don't interest you. I'll save my interesting bon mots for people who are self aware enough to know when they're lying to themselves.
G West
4 years ago
Read, please
Here's what I wrote:
If you can't mount a better argument than that without actually lying about what I've written then this has gone on long enough.
Bye
The Red Whore
4 years ago
What you wrote
"you really don't have a point to argue except that thugs get points when they play with other thugs"
when all along I've been talking specifically about skill players, having mentioned St. Louis and Briere by name.
Will you be pointing out which thugs I've defended any time soon?
Don't worry: I don't expect an answer to that question either.
G West
4 years ago
You're the one defending Canadian hockey
There are enough thugs in that fraternity for me, obviously.
I guess you really weren't paying attention were you?
As I said a while ago, I love the game and wish it were being taught and played up to its potential in my country. I see the degradation of hockey and the role of thuggishness and fighting as the ruin of what I think is the greatest team sport on earth - Canada's gift to the world of sports. The best you can come up with is a phony charge that I hate Canadian hockey - nothing could be farther from the truth - I grieve for it.
Did you still not read what I wrote about St Louis and Briere? If you know anything about hockey you'll know the struggles they had to build a successful career as forwards in the 'Canadian' game were largely because they didn't fit the standard.
Thugs: You mentioned Joe Thornton, for one, Dany Heatley for another - I've already told you what I thought of Briere and St Louis and Crosby so lets leave them out of it. You haven't exactly come to the defence of Todd Bertuzzi, the truck who flattened McCammond, Chris Pronger or Dion Phaneuf or Darcy Tucker or just about any player on one of Iron Mike Keenan's teams. Just where are these players whose performance you're so proud of playing?
Who would you put up against Nik Lidstom, Daniel Alfredsson, Marcus Naslund, ...you really don't want me to go on because I haven't really started?
The Red Whore
4 years ago
More vast overgeneralization
So by defending the development of Canadian talent, I've defended all that is wrong with our system?
So does that mean that by extolling the virtues of European hockey, does that mean you're defending Zdeno Chara, Krystof Oliwa and David Koci? How about Ulf Samuelsson? Darius Kasparitis? Or does that knife cut just one way?
Nonsense following nonsense.
Dany Heatley's a thug? See above. There's unique thinking and there's just plain lunacy.
Who would I put up against the best Swedes? See my list, above. Still curious what criteria you use to determine those three are better than the Canadians I've listed?
G West
4 years ago
If I'm not mistaken
Chara played his junior hockey right here in Canada - am I right?
Look, I'm really tired of this. I'm not attacking Canadian hockey, I'm saying I don't like what it has become. Watch the highlight reels, listen to the commentary - see what stirs up excitement in the press.
It's not skill- it's thuggery and pure blind aggression. Of course there are skilled players from Canada - but in general that's not what's rewarded and encouraged - unless it comes with a brawling mentality that I, and I think a hell of a lot of other people like me are sick and tired of.
If you really appreciate skilled hockey, that's great - but the way you've attacked me for saying it's more typical of the European game (and I think that’s simply a given – sorry) then the game we teach here makes me wonder. I think that's simply obvious and you know damn well I could give you a longer list than the Swedes I mentioned without breaking a sweat.
As a matter of fact, looking back over everything you've written I'm not sure what you're saying - apart from calling me names.
I happen to be a proud Canadian too - I'm just not very proud of what our national sport looks like (and that extends down into minor hockey too by the way) these days.
Given the fact that between 65 and 80% of so of the so-called professionals in the league are from the Canadian Junior system it's hardly surprising that some of them are points leaders...and yeah - Dany Heatley.
I was ashamed of the lengths we went to beat the Soviets as a kid when I watched the original series - I'm still ashamed - not much has changed. Just that fewer and fewer people are bothering to even watch any more.
Like I said, it's been fun - I'm sure you'll weigh in with something else but I've said my piece. Enough.
The Red Whore
4 years ago
An objective reading
Canadian hockey is entering a golden age. Aside from the players I've mentioned upthread, there are players like Spezza, Gagne, Nash, Iginla, Tanguay and Cammalleri up front, Weber, Bouwmeester, and Phaneuf on defence, and Luongo and Price in goal. None of those players have hit their 30th birthday.
That's not accounting for the young guys most people haven't heard of yet, like Jonathon Toews and Sam Gagner, or guys who haven't played in the NHL, like Angelo Esposito or Steven Stamkos or John Tavares. Supremely talented players all, not a thug in the bunch.
Of course North American hockey is more physical. It's always been thus, since guys like Howe and Orr fought their own battles through the 50s and 60s. That, as my high school physics teacher used to say, is a long bicycle ride from arguing that Canada's skilled players don't match up against European skilled players. They do. The results show it.
The Red Whore
4 years ago
Whoops
Iginla is 30 - just turned. My point still stands.
Yammer
4 years ago
Bure speaketh
I think that the ultimate level of hockey has yet to be produced. The sainted Pavel himself said (in Roy Macgregor's excellent "Road Games") that he prefers a combination of the North American aggression game and the skill of the European game. And if anyone knows entertainment and hockey, it is Pavel.
The closest thing to that is playoff NHL hockey, where there are no fights and overt goonery, but tons of hitting and checking, as well as all-out effort to score. But this level of play cannot be sustained over a long regular season.
I think that Gwest is right that there is too much goonery and that Red Whore is right that there is a lot of skill.
In terms of absolute goonery, that has declined considerably IMO. The Broad Street Bully era was the Seventies and no NHL team has won the Cup with that approach since. The Canucks, for example, do not have a dedicated policeman now. There are only a couple of true meatheads in the league -- Derek Boogardt being one. Even Brashear and Simon play competently and prefer it like that. Also, teams simply do not hate each other with the passion that they used to in the Original Six era, when teams could not be permitted to ride the same train out of fear of fisticuffs. "Slap Shot" hockey still exists but at the low minor level, like the UHL.
In terms of absolute skill hockey, unfortunately that has declined too because of expansion (dilutes the pool), the salary cap (you could never again have an Edmonton Oilers) and the perfection of coaching, especially for goalies. There are only a couple of really top notch snipers on most teams (Pittburgh is an exciting exception), whereas most every team has got a keeper who has trained in the butterfly style and is among the fittest athletes on his squad. You hardly ever see a fat little guy in net anymore, whereas they were once the norm. Francois Allaire (via Patrick Roy, JF Giguere and other products of the QMJHL) have revolutionized goaltending to the extent that you will not be able to score on long slappers off the rush anymore. To score, you have to get traffic to the net and try to score on the second or third rebound.
G West
4 years ago
Nike
I see Nike has decided to bow out of hockey.
Not enough growth and not enough profits (participation is level in Canada and declining in the USA) so they're pulling out.
This is not a good sign.
Decent points Yammer. One strange thing I've noticed, from the participation point of view, is that the baby boomers are mostly still playing hockey while their kids aren't and, on average, aren't interested.
Doesn't bode well for the future of the game - despite the constant pumping-up action on the ubiquitous 'sports' networks.