Opinion

Gordon Campbell, Poet Laureate of BC?

Here's a bit of word play, by rearranging what the premier had to say.

By Bill Tieleman, 5 Oct 2010, TheTyee.ca

Gordon Campbell with an Olympic medal

Premier Campbell brandishes a gold medal during his UBCM speech.

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"A found poem is made up of lines of non-poetic text that someone else already wrote." -- Katie Haegele

Premier Gordon Campbell -- poet laureate of B.C.?

Surprising idea, but when Campbell addressed the Union of B.C. Municipalities on Friday, an astonishing political poetry emerged from his 8,500 words of prepared text.

The premier said everything here, but the order of sentences has been rearranged and the context intentionally removed. The results? Poetic justice:

I serve as the Premier of the province.

A long time ago, eight years, I came here.

And then it was over as fast as a zip-line ride. Bang, it was
  done.

I heard the message loud and clear. I totally understand it. In
  fact, I embrace it.

I can tell you this, and I can tell you with a degree of
  confidence that you can take to the bank.

The great irony is the only way that I can convince some
  people I was telling the truth is to tell them a lie.

I'm not going to do that.

Of course there were some people that said you'll never do
  it. You shouldn't try.

Some will always say that that is too ambitious.

Most people will say to me. "I'm working a lot harder. I don't
  feel like I'm getting any further ahead."

So we've done pretty well over the last eight years.

It's hard to believe we did as well as we did sometimes.

A young man came up to me maybe four or five weeks ago and said, "You know, I love that
  Canada Line." I said, "Well, that's good."

He said, "Do you know how much parking costs?" I said: "I have an idea."

Any of you guys drive the Sea to Sky Highway to get up here?

When I come to Whistler I never get in a car again once I stop.

But now is no time to stop. It's no time for us to feel tired.

Not everyone can do that. But many, many of us can do that if we work together to do it.

I can tell you it costs us something not to do it as well, and equally important, it costs our
  families lots if we don't do it and we don't do it well.

We threw the HST up in the air.

It'll be integrated, it'll be focused, it'll
  be relentless and it'll be well funded.

And waiting won't save us a penny.

Should we do it? Shouldn't we do it?

I get one vote.

Some will say that we shouldn't reach
  too high. I say we should reach high.

We will be commissioning three totem
  poles on the lawns of the Legislature.

We have three pine beetle action
  committees. They call themselves the
  "three-backs."

Anyone ever heard of the gold rush in British Columbia?

You don't have gold medals if you don't have mining.

One last thing: Does anyone know what's happening in 2015?  [Tyee]

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  • samuidave (not verified)

    1 year ago

    Seriously, what can be said?

    Even though it would be easy for one to talk about the chronic deception exhibited by this Premier; or his backroom deals with big business; or his front porch deals with big business; or his personal criminality while in office; or of his hypocritical political posturing; or his repeated breaches of public trust; or his flagrant conflict-of-interest postings; or his moral ineptedness; or his apparent political interference into police investigations; or his sociopathic denial of any wrong-doing; or his illegal conversion of common property; or his selfish 'school yard pick me!' persona; or his inability to be honest on seemingly the smallest of matters; or even his heretofore unrivalled, political F-ups by leading BC into the worst contractual obligations the province has ever known, is it really necessary?

    Hasn't his behaviour said all this and much, much more already to anyone paying the slightest amount of responsible attention??

  • DJT

    1 year ago

    Sound of head shaking......

    I won't even begin to comment on Campbell's speech to the UBCM. It didn't even begin to make sense as originally spoken. The look in his eyes in the photo above is almost manaical. Sad.

  • sunshine coast girl

    1 year ago

    Based on the photo above alone,

    there is something seriously wrong with that man.

  • DPL

    1 year ago

    "There is something

    "There is something seriously wrong with this" says a earlier poster. I would add that there is something seriously wrong with the folks who still support the guy. Their dislike of the NDP has muddled their minds.

  • mary jane

    1 year ago

    Wrong

    Wrong is an understatement
    The horrors that have taken place in BC shows the lack of many things

  • 99thDimension

    1 year ago

    BC Golden Moment

    Eyes a watering holding medal high a billion dollar payday now we know why oh why he did cry.

    Even though his hand is stuck in the cookie jar he won't drop the cookie to get his hand out. No can do it's mine all mine!

    Boo hoo hoo does he want a order of French Cries and Whaaa Burger with that.

  • carioca

    1 year ago

    SAD

    Actually when I look at that picture I thing about Saddening. How a man can start with so much glamour and end up with so low. I say again that we should have a law for two term for any leader of a party. They get too confortable and starts to think that they are God. Campbell will be remember for his lies for the rest of his life and his legacy will be the disgraciful way he left his party. He will be out soon but if he does goes on, it only shows that the man has no principles at all. I'm sure that he will do everythin in his power to mudder the waters about the HST and to make sure that it stays in this province. It doesn't matter what the people wants. That is the problem with the MLA's right now, they are refusing to listen to people that vote for them. They are getting the same disease that their boss: they think they are GOD! Would be much simple to say, I'm sorry, we make a mistake and cancel the tax. It will never happens so I do hope the recall campaign is a success. It would be a eye openner for any politician in the future.It is more than time for people to take action and take back their power.

  • PepperGirl

    1 year ago

    What does it take...

    What I want to know is, what does it take to get a political leader charged with treason? Selling off assets that belong to the public? (Check.) Lying to the electorate? (Check.) Deliberately implementing policies that may kill our recovery and is bankrupting small businesses? (Check.) [Insert your Campbell debacle here...] (Check.)

    This man has *GOT* to go, and the sooner the better. With all the harsh feelings expressed towards this sociopath of a "leader", I seriously wonder how it is we don't have more political assassinations in this country. Gee, maybe the gun registry works! (Mixed blessing, that...)

  • Paddon Developments

    1 year ago

    " astonishing political poetry emerged from his 8,500 words"

    Gordon Campell has written on the Christian Bible, he holds a PhD, and has received other honours for his King J.Version. It is very nice that you are, it seems, playing fish, with this. Thank You Anna Paddon

  • DPL

    1 year ago

    PHD to many of us poor slobs

    PHD to many of us poor slobs translates to. Piled higher and deeper. I know King Gordo did some school teaching out of the country but as for a PHD i guess I'll have to go look that up

  • DPL

    1 year ago

    Even the Liberal Party blog

    Even the Liberal Party blog says Gordo went for a masters and that's a big leap from a PHD. Hey maybe the Liberal party is confused as Gordo really thinks he is King Gordo

  • pianosaurus rex

    1 year ago

    Interesting to observe

    the desperation now apparent in this government and its cheerleader/shills in the MSM.

    I believe a lot of the consternation comes from the fact that now there is a real possibility that Campbell or members of his government may be recalled by legislation that was designed to never work for the people.
    And now? This recall thing I find fascinating to observe; it is a type of rebellion we are witnessing; a revolution; Canadian style of course.

    Could he be remembered as the first Canadian premier to be bounced from office by Recall?

    You also have to wonder about the irony of the worst premier we have ever had in this province wanting to be remembered as the guy who brought us the most corrupted sporting event on the planet.....ice skating and the rest of the Olympics? Isn’t it kind of fitting.....both of them together at last?

  • Driftwood

    1 year ago

    Where is the leadership?

    Where is the leadership? Where are the huge demonstrations? Where is the Recall? It does seem ironic that we in BC have the tools needed to make ourselves heard by the government, but don't have the brains to use them. There are two things needed:
    1. A genuine Recall site. Where all the elements for change can be organized into a co-ordinated Coalition for Change.
    2. Once there is a compass pointing the disenfranchised towards change, things could be organized locally - protests and recall campaigns by riding. Letter writing to newspapers and alternative sites with links to the Recall site.

    Give people that kind of direction and a forum to make plans. You will see protests in the major cities.
    I'm not advocating revolution but we need change. You know and I know that this change is coming all over the world. Here we have the tools at hand to peacefully throw out a neocon government which doesn't work for us. Will we ever get another chance if we don't do it now?

    A legitimate recall campaign is needed. Not this Wooden Shoed Three Card Monte Mr. Vander Zalm is trying to sell us. Mark my words, that is a right wing 'Co-opt and Control' game. THANK YOU to all the volunteers who got us to this point and I see many of them also want immediate recall.

    Sorry, but having a contest to pick just three ridings to target, and waiting til next January to start just doesn't cut it. First, three MLAs being recalled won't topple this government. Second, waiting till January will waste the very best time - Christmas. Imagine overtaxed and underpaid BCers with thin wallets rushing from mall to mall and the only relief they find is in Recall groups with signs which say:
    'GIVE YOURSELF AN HONEST GOVERNMENT FOR CHRISTMAS. Repeal the HST and Recall the Liberals!'
    Third, don't forget that Elections BC is now controlled by a Liberal appointee. So applications for recall should be filed at the earliest possible date - which is Nov. 15.
    Vander Zalm will never do that because he knows that if there were an election next spring the NDP would win. And the NDP knows that if they win and don't repeal the tax they are toast. Angus Reid poll says NDP is in the driver's seat.
    Meanwhile, as time passes, the Liberal party is hiring dozens of sociopathic propagandist zombies and Gordon Campbell is spending money like a drunken sailor. Where will the money come from to pay for these infrastructure projects? As a commenter on the Vancouver Sun put it: 'Mr. Campbell seems to be pulling a George W Bush jr. by raping and pillaging before leaving office...'
    Welcome to another lifetime tax on the poor and middle class. Mr. Campbell's fake referendum comes up a year from now and he says he will be bound by the outcome but won't put it in writing.
    Now is the Time.

  • Skywalker

    1 year ago

    DPL

    It says that he pursued a masters (MBA) is that the same as finishing it?

    From Wikipeadia: "Campbell intended to study medicine but was persuaded by three English professors to shift his focus to English and urban management, earning a BA degree in English.[2] At Dartmouth, in 1969, he received a $1,500 Urban Studies Fellowship that made it possible for him to work in Vancouver’s city government........

    After graduating from university that year, Campbell .....they went to Nigeria to teach. There he coached basketball and track and field and launched literacy initiatives.[4] Campbell was accepted to Stanford to pursue a master’s degree in education, but the couple instead returned to Vancouver where Campbell entered law school at UBC ......[2] Campbell's law education was short-lived; he soon returned to the City of Vancouver to work for Art Phillips

    ...... he pursued his MBA at Simon Fraser University. In 1979, ...."

    For brevity I have deleted the stuff about his family. That's all it says about his education.

  • Umslopogaas

    1 year ago

    The Hanged Man

    What a sad picture...it looks as if he is about to hang himself. Gordo the Tarot Card Character.

    "The Fool settles beneath a tree, intent on finding his spiritual self. There he stays for nine days, without eating, barely moving. People pass by him, animals, clouds, the wind, the rain, the stars, sun and moon. On the ninth day, with no conscious thought of why, he climbs a branch and dangles upside down like a child, giving up for a moment, all that he is, wants, knows or cares about. Coins fall from his pockets and as he gazes down on them - seeing them not as money but only as round bits of metal - everything suddenly changes perspective. It is as if he's hanging between the mundane world and the spiritual world, able to see both. It is a dazzling moment, dreamlike yet crystal clear. Connections he never understood before are made, mysteries are revealed.

    But timeless as this moment of clarity seems, he realizes that it will not last. Very soon, he must right himself, and when he does, things will be different. He will have to act on what he's learned. For now, however, he just hangs, weightless as if underwater, observing, absorbing, seeing. "

  • DJT

    1 year ago

    No PhD

    Campbell does not have a PhD, that's for sure.

  • samuidave (not verified)

    1 year ago

    Gordon Campbell's education

    "Mr. Campbell has a B.A. in English from Dartmouth College in New Hampshire. He received his MBA from Simon Fraser University after attending the Executive MBA program at nights while he was still working. "

    http://www.bcliberals.com/bc_liberal_team/premier/

  • Grania

    1 year ago

    Poetry?

    Gag me with a bulldozer....

  • Skywalker

    1 year ago

    Gordon Campbell

    Our own homegrown Dubya.

  • MGS

    1 year ago

    Excuse me BUTT!

    Meanwhile, as time passes, the Liberal party is hiring dozens of sociopathic propagandist zombies and Gordon Campbell is spending money like a drunken sailor. Where will the money come from to pay for these infrastructure projects? As a commenter on the Vancouver Sun put it: 'Mr. Campbell seems to be pulling a George W Bush jr. by raping and pillaging before leaving office...'
    ____________________________________________________
    Excuse me!

    Campbell has been raping and pillaging the citizens of this province from the day he took office!

  • Driftwood

    1 year ago

    Of course you're poor, you elected a con artist.

    Where's the Liberal Cabinet Meeting?
    Down in the basement. Last door on your right. Boiler room.

    "Rise like Lions after slumber; In unvanquishable number; Shake your chains to earth like dew; Which in sleep had fallen on you; Ye are many; They are few." -- Percy Bysshe Shelley

  • Driftwood

    1 year ago

    I tried FightHST

    All that happened was I got annoyed.
    Do you think they are using parsely?

  • sunshine coast girl

    1 year ago

    What is Fight HST doing

    to help the recall ridings organize? Offering a sign-up page is not enough. They need to be offering concrete assistance if they want to succeed.

  • rickthepoetwarrior

    1 year ago

    Current system waste of time

    Why are we wasting time trying to fix a system that benefits the few at the expense of the majority.

    Sell
    Canada
    Right
    Away
    Please

    Let’s just sell it off. We would have the Chinese, Russians, British, Saudis, and U.S. all bidding. Each of us would pocket 3-5 Billion dollars. Per citizen. I can live off that.

    Best part. It's legal!

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