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Eating the Rich, Tasty!

Welcome to the golden age of schadenfreude.

By Vanessa Richmond, 14 Jan 2009, TheTyee.ca

Bernard Madoff

Madoff's walk of shame (from AP video on YouTube).

Mmmm, schadenfreude. Is there anything more delicious at this point of an economic cycle?

Why? At this point, doesn't everyone know at least one good, honest, hard working person who's lost a job or at least suffered a downturn? And though because economic forces are complex, it's impossible to blame just a few individuals, it's also almost impossible not to feel some satisfaction about the plight of a multi-billionaire who now has to fly economy instead of in the private leer jet. Poor thing. See -- I started out trying to explain the phenomenon and ended up relishing a rich person's misfortune. Hands up if you didn't enjoy it, too. (Bernie Madoff and his investors, put your hands down).

In addition to offering up economic news stories, forecasts and predictions, almost to the exclusion of other topics, the media is currently offering its readers various kinds of recession-related levity. To start with, there is a string of new buzz words: financiapocalypse, recessionomics, recessionista, inconspicuous consumption, recession chic, downwardly mobile image consultant, to name a few. But wit just can't provide the same level of emotional satisfaction as hearing about the undeserving rich get theirs, which is possibly why the New York Times has suggested this is the Golden Age of Schadenfreude (the word has appeared in their pages a record number of times of late).

That's right, bitches. While the rich have been flipping real estate or entire companies, the rest of us have been flipping burgers, or flipping between too many part-time jobs or benefit-free contracts. While the rich have five personal assistants, the rest of us have been doing the jobs of five people, all from [insert your workspace here]. While in the upswing of the cycle, it seemed brag-worthy to make heaps of cash without doing a whole bunch, now it seems more than a bit vulgar. And the question on most people's lips isn't how to get rich quick, but which of those naughty rich people are responsible for our woes and are they going to get any comeuppance?

A song for Madoff (on a tiny violin)

One of the top stories yesterday in newspapers and blogs was about Bernie Madoff sought to revoke his bail after he attempted to give away over a million dollars in jewelry and up to $300 million of investors' money to family and friends over the holidays. It just feels good to see someone get caught who thinks he's above both the law and other mortals.

Columnist Frank Rich thinks part of the reason readers are paying attention to stories like Madoff's is because with George Bush in office, the public has become so used to hearing about unpunished "corruption, injustice, cronyism, incompetence and outright theft" that they no longer even react. But hearing about justice really is new news.

Some cheese with the whine?

But it's not just tales of the über rich's misfortunes that are the subjects of pleasure. Just look at Tina Brown, (who created a tabloid empire, then went on to found The Daily Beast, an online publication). She recently ran a piece with a sympathetic take on how this recession is hitting "upper-class" people with high incomes. She coined a new term, The Gig Economy, and talked about the true victims of this recession: people with formerly cushy, salaried jobs, who now have to work multiple contracts, and have to (gasp) work harder for less, something a Gawker writer quips the rest of us have been dealing with for a generation. "It's called freelancing," he adds. The Daily Beast article glosses over the fact that people making less than $40,000 tend to work several part time jobs to make ends meet and always have. But people like "Tina Brown freelancing! Soon we'll all have to move out of our brownstones and penthouses and into the Thunderdome!"

Another piece this week in the New York Times, "Daddy's Home, and a Bit Lost" was about how "As the economy shifts, couples cope with the loss of a Wall Street salary."

"As unemployment has hit a 16-year high and Wall Street shakes off tens of thousands of jobs, affluent couples in the New York area find their families suddenly in flux. It's not only the high-flying income and the attendant abundance that have evaporated... One mother in TriBeCa, who is married, at least for now, to a Wall Street executive, put it rather bluntly: 'My job was to run the household and the children's lives,' she said. 'His job is to provide us with a nice lifestyle.' But his bonus has disappeared, and his annual pay has dropped to $150,000 from $800,000 a year. 'Let me just say this,' she said, 'I'm still doing my job.'"

Shall we set up post-divorced fund for them? No?

No more pay for partying? Shocking.

Even celebrities just don't have the cachet they did even a few months ago. Hard working A- through Z-list stars can't get paid to attend parties anymore. I know, tragic, right? And tabloids aren't handing out paycheques to celebs like Brittney Spears in return for interviews and access. I also highly doubt a tab would pay double-digit millions for photos of Brangelina spawn were they to produce some this month, even if they donated the money to charity. Some say readers have fallen out of love with celebrity gossip because it's vulgar and repetitive, but hasn't it always been? And isn't that the main reason people enjoy it?

No, celebrities are a bit out of vogue because in the upsurge of an economic cycle, they represent what's aspirational. They embody many people's hopes and dreams that they too might possess the magic glimmer that equals seven-figure pay cheques for very difficult and dangerous work like sitting in a trailer and attending premieres.

But now, of course, dear reader, we're in precisely the opposite time. Raking in undeserved millions seems suddenly like an unpalatable idea and, frankly, responsible for this mess we're all in. While the promise of unlikely yet supposedly possible riches used to inspire the worker drones, now the view seems much better down here. Vive la French Revolution! But because head chopping really does seem a bit vulgar, even in these times, the (online) town square is instead full of plebs swapping and relishing up-to the minute news about what other kinds of things those bad rich people have lost.

(Of course, scapegoating the rich also makes me feel like I have no responsibility whatsoever for the economic and moral state we're in. But let me deal with that later so I can enjoy my dish of schadenfreude while it's hot.)

The rich and famous have always been a kind of real life Greek drama. We're now at the part of the play when the bad rich characters get what they deserve, and the rest of us chuck rotten tomatoes at them from the morally smug, though slightly uncomfortable, cheap seats. Enjoy the show.

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  • Frank

    4 years ago

    Big Thinking

    I won't think its too bad here until the boys at the Fraser Institute have to stop living off the public tit through tax deductible donations from rich corporations and actually get jobs where their little think-tank minds are gainfully employed doing something of value for a change.

    And of course let's not forget their partners in crime, the Canadian Taxpayer's Federation and the C.D. Howe boys.

    They all look young, healthy and lazy to me, I'm sure they can find jobs if they put their mind to it.

    Its just that they have no incentive to work when they can instead get paid for doing the equivalent of posting at the Tyee.

    Hmm, I have an offer for Mr Beers. Tell you what, you give me $5,000 a month and I promise to sit in my study (which I'll rename the "Tyee Institute of Big Thinking"), staring at my autographed pinups of Vanessa Richmond and when a microphone is put in front of me I'll chant "All of us here at the TIBT know that tax cuts for online newsmagazines will produce huge productivity gains across the country in all fields of human and animal endeavour!"

    Ludicrous? Strangely, corporations actually think its in their best interests to contribute to the pimples-in-suits set. One needs to ask themselves why that is and why those boyish suits are allowed to register themselves as a charity.

  • bob the cat

    4 years ago

    Belief Tank

    Fraser Institute is a Belief Tank Frank...
    All the thinkin` and stuff`s been long squared away....
    Belief Tank

    (Apologies to Mondays Doonesbury)

  • Stump

    4 years ago

    In the spirit of the free market

    Mr. Beers:

    I'll do the same thing Frank has outlined for $4500 and put up a poster of you instead!

  • Van Isle

    4 years ago

    Mr. Beers; I'm available for

    Mr. Beers; I'm available for $4,000 per month and not only would I put a picture of you up on my wall but I'll say only nice things about too. In other words, I'll grovel

  • Cynic

    4 years ago

    It is somewhat fun to watch

    It is somewhat fun to watch a member of the parasitocracy go down, tempered by the grim fact that the really big boyz are scotfree and business as usual.

    I had a business in financial services once, and quit when I became aware of all the corruption, especially the fundamental corruption of banking. It's been a fascinating ride down the rabbit hole ever since.

  • Dr Alexander

    4 years ago

    bob the cat

    "Belief Tank" That's a keeper.

    Now, do they worship Prophets or Profits? No matter. That was a bit over their heads.

  • Guy Radical

    4 years ago

    Don't put that in your mouth!

    Although seemingly tasty, the rich are high in fat and low in nutrients and substance. Many of the televised morsels have high amounts of botulinum toxins that may upset the digestive and/or nervous system.

    Though delicious to view from afar, the rich lack the prowess to seduce the appetite once on the plate. Only preparation by a master editor coupled with a side order of photoshop gravy would make the rich even palpable.

    Might I suggest a more modest proposal?

  • PatrickMcEvoyHalston

    4 years ago

    Too much self-hate in this

    Too much self-hate in this article to believe you're enjoying your dish of Schadenfreude all that much. Here is the defeated, who would readily cut herself to punish herself for her badness, who would lash out at others, for still believing in a better world.

  • David Beers

    4 years ago

    Administrator

    The bidding is going well

    Thanks Frank, Stump and Van Isle for your offers to join the payroll of The Tyee and launch our think, er, belief tank! As I see the magic of the marketplace is working, and people are bidding down their own salaries to get the job, I think I'll just sit here thumbing through my Fraser Institute magazine and wait for someone to pay me for the privilege. Cheers.

    PS, Stump, the poster of me is in the mail.

  • SharingIsGood

    4 years ago

    bidding

    Dear Mr. Beers:
    As it seems you are being flooded with offers to work for you, I believe it must be time you opened a Human Resources Department.

    May I be the first to apply for the position of Vice-President, Human Resources. Trained in assessment and behaviour, I have had extensive experience in spotting government employees (media monitors etc.) acting as though they truly care about anyone outside der parti. My resume will also show that I actually enjoy finding cause for firing frontline workers when they begin discussing the need for unions. I'm sure we can negotiate a reasonable six-figure compensation (with future share-options, of course).

  • Jeffrey J.

    4 years ago

    Loved this article

    Written analysis and discussion of the decline and fall of corporate greed is overdue. More will be needed as the depression deepens. Ms. Redmond's views fit well with the comments of John Kenneth Galbraith's observations in The Great Crash, a lively account of the Great Depression. He too covers the social reaction to the sudden collapse of the wealthy. All can be summed up as Pride Goeth Before Fall.

    Many, many intellectuals warned our political and corporate elites of the disastrous risks connected with the neocon financial agenda. Now those risks have occurred, and it is the public who will suffer the most. What they did was unprincipled, wrong and greedy. Now we are all going to suffer.

    I have no sympathy for the elites who are now suffering the consequences of their own actions. I have great sympathy for the millions of citizens who will now be suffering.

    Great coverage!

  • Habos

    4 years ago

    Fraser Institute

    Is there any truth to the buzz that the Frazer Institute is actually the very creative, talented but tongue-in-cheek cynical group of writers who produce the Dilbert cartoon?

  • driftwolf

    4 years ago

    friends

    As a friend of mine used to put it: "Eat the rich, because the poor are tough and stringy".

  • wellherewegoagain

    4 years ago

    Eating the rich tasty

    The money didn't evaporated. He could not disappear so much cash just like through thin air, unless he burned it.
    Catherine Austin Fits speak about that in her Solaris Blog. In web of debt Ellen Brown in many articles explain some of the intricacies of the hugest rip off the rich are doing against the working class, the environment and other species. Canada is in trouble and I see no leader capable of actually putting the banksters in jail. Give a look in the global research dot ca and you will be delighted to know how much money Harper found to give the bankster cartel.
    LOL

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