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'Star Trek'

Kirk was a jerk. Spock was mocked. Who knew?

By Steve Burgess, 8 May 2009, TheTyee.ca

Star Trek

Hey, haven't we been this way before?

Perhaps we've been spoiled. Battlestar Galactica raised expectations about just what you can accomplish by rebooting a creaky old science-fiction franchise. Now Lost creator J.J. Abrams tries his hand with the granddaddy of them all, Star Trek. The new version offers the back-story of Captain James Tiberius Kirk (Chris Pine), the half-human/half-Vulcan Spock (Zachary Quinto), and the voyages of their trusty crew across the galaxies. But can the latest model Starship Enterprise perform the same miraculous mission to re-invent a tired and somewhat cheesy space opera?

Battlestar was a truly radical rethink of the campy original, adding grit, realism, sex and politics while retaining the Cylons and the bones of the plot. The new Star Trek retains Bones (Karl Urban). Also Chekhov (Anton Yelchin), Sulu (John Cho), Uhuru (Zoe Saldana), Scotty (Simon Pegg), and the reliable tradition that some expendable recruit will turn into space debris shortly after being introduced. On the old series, these sacrificial lambs were identified by their unfamiliar faces and red uniforms. This time it's the guy who announces he's "ready to kick some Romulan ass." Don't get to like him too much.

With Star Trek 2009, Abrams surely intended to proclaim, "This is not your father's starship." But it is, right from the opening scene when we meet George Kirk (Chris Hemsworth), first officer on a Federation battlewagon, and subsequently discover that unlike some other famous leaders, James T. Kirk was definitely not born in a log cabin. He was born to raise Hell back on Earth, though. Pretty soon he's in an Iowa bar (one clearly located in science-fiction Iowa, where bars really hop), hitting on a hot young space cadet named Uhuru. Before he leaves the bar, young James Kirk will meet his destiny in the form of Starship Captain Christopher Pike (Bruce Greenwood). First though, he will meet a serious ass-whupping. Young James is a jerk.

Pointed dialogue

Meanwhile on Vulcan, young Spock is being teased for his half-human mudblood. "This is the 35th time you have attempted to get an emotional reaction from me," little Spocklette coolly replies to his teenage tormenters. Considering the fact that he then goes ballistic after only about two insults, it's hard to imagine what the bullies tried on the other 34 occasions -- critiques of his penmanship, perhaps? Anyway, the pointy-eared hobgoblin has a heart. And a temper. We will see both again, although one unexpected love scene will raise serious questions about how Vulcans ever manage to reproduce at all.

Uhuru and her smokin' hot legs get loads of screen time. But this is a bromance, and like so many love stories of the male-female variety, it has to start badly. By the time Kirk and Spock meet, the Vulcan is already a valued member of the Starfleet. Kirk is just a jerk. But crisis yokes them together, a crisis caused by a rogue Romulan named Nero (Eric Bana). Nero is intent on a mission of shoplifting and minor vandalism. Or perhaps destroying every Federation planet -- I won't reveal which.

When I say Kirk is a jerk, well, he really is. In fact, your reaction to this movie may well be determined by your feelings about actor Chris Pine and whether you think he's doing a fine job playing a brash young starship tyro, or whether you simply find him annoying. I vote, "Punch him again, and harder this time."

Familiar arc in the sky

With the possible exception of Uhuru, reinvented here as highly competent bridge candy, none of the young actors will make you forget their familiar predecessors. Simon Pegg is the best known of the bunch, already a comedy star thanks to Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. His Scotty works hard to get laughs that James Doohan got without trying.

Abrams attempts to amp up the action sequences, with some success. Otherwise, he relies on the rascally behaviour of young Kirk to signal fans that this is a fresh new take on the whole boldly-going routine. Yet when all's been phased and stunned, the new Star Trek is surprisingly like the old. The script makes frequent nods to beloved franchise traditions, and the plot arc will be completely familiar to any fan of previous Trek incarnations. Whereas the revised Battlestar was a revelation to sci-fi fans, the new Star Trek merely serves as the latest voyage of everyone's favourite galactic cruise ship -- with the promise of many more to come. Abrams may have scraped off a bit of mold. But underneath it's the same old cheese.

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  • nightbloom

    2 years ago

    Battlestar definitely set a

    Battlestar definitely set a new standard for sci-fi in all departments - Would like to get your take on the series wrap-up and the Caprica pilot sometime.

    I haven't seen the new Star Trek yet - will do so this weekend. Part of me is relieved they didn't try to turn Kirk into Mister Sensitive. He's supposed to be a careerist a-hole (isn't he?). And Bromance is so in how - I luv it. I'm also glad Uhura's character is showing a stronger side - I always wanted her to have a bigger role.

    Star Trek is a hard one to reinvent, because it has the most entrenched and fussy fan base of the lot. I recall loud boos and flying popcorn when the title theme of The Next Generation came on during the feature film Star Trek: The Final Frontier (which featured the old cast). That schism has been healed, but it took time. And the various series did try to mix things up a bit - but again the fan base tended not to respond well to any tampering with the established formula.

    My biggest beef with Star Trek is that it's fundamentally utopian. That's why BSG is such a stark contrast.

    Btw, I was expecting them to dedicate the film to Majel Barrett Roddenberry.

  • tedward

    2 years ago

    What movie was he watching?

    Kirk was perfect. Where else would Kirk have come from but a slightly troubled, rebellious childhood? He certainly was not a Jerk and I defy your so-called reviewer to cite a single instance of truly offensive behaviour. He was cocky, even a little arrogant but unless you never ever watched a single appearance of James T. Kirk in any medium that is what you would expect. Kirk, as it should be, did what had to be done. To paraphrase Captian Pike, Starfleet needs men of action, those who will boldy go where no one has gone before.

    But beyond your reviewers obsession with one Character the movie was, as they say, a thrill-ride with relentless action and lots of humour and nods to long-time fans. Sure there were some minor issues but having grown up with this show (I was born during the original run) I can honestly say that this was the best Star Trek Movie ever. It makes the best of the old movies, Wrath of Khan, looky cheesy and badly dated. It has more action than the Borg-filled First Contact.

    And as for the comments regarding BSG and gritty reality, get real. Star Trek was always about a positive future. I would rather envision a future on the "iPod bridge" of the new Enterprise. BSG was about mistakes of the past and human failings. A great series but not an ode to the possibilities of the future. You won't find many astronauts and scientists crediting any version of BSG for inspiring their careers.

  • missynash1980

    2 years ago

    Trek Respct

    I am so excited to see this tonight. Going to see it here in NYC. The cast looks amazing and though I'm not a big Trek fan, I am sure I can catch on quick with this one. I also saw this amazing interview online where the guys really just seem to get along so well, plus they look really hot, lol. Enjoy the Trek eye candy!

    http://tinyurl.com/startrekint

    Also check out this gallery too of the entire cast, past and present and more!! So good….

    http://tinyurl.com/startrekpictures

  • nightbloom

    2 years ago

    Ronald Moore, the

    Ronald Moore, the writer-producer who reconceived Battlestar Galactica, was also extensively involved in the Star Trek series The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, and (for a short time in the 6th season) Voyager. Moore's Wikipedia entry provides a brief summary of the history there. So in some ways Star Trek and BSG are two sides of the same coin. One thing that's clear from Moore's commentary about working on both BSG and Star Trek is that BSG was a self-conscious effort to move away from the Star Trek paradigm. You can see this not just in the filming style, set design, character development, etc. but also in the very different take on the whole human-technology interface reflected in each series.

    Star Trek is fundamentally optimistic and heroic - BSG is tragedy. Their respective treatment of the theme of technology follows suit. This is why the loudest howls of outrage from sci-fi fan base following the final BSG episode came from the hard core who objected to the pessimistic and ominous take on technology (which in my view was totally consistent with the entire arc of the series. Go figure.). Not coincidentally, this seemed to be the same segment that could not abide the spiritual themes contained in the series (Roslin’s visions, the prophesies, the deistic characters, the disappearing Starbuck, etc.). The BSG series ended on a warning note that contradicted the glossy future of the United Federation of Planets with its fully automated luxury liners, eerily functional multi-culti asexual society, and quirky Pinocchio robots.

  • Dale Jackaman

    2 years ago

    Just saw ST

    I thought the new ST was a great film, and the best of the bunch. And I would strongly agree with the previous comments comparing Star Trek with BSG. Star Trek is an optimistic battle of man and his technology against the evils of the universe. The characters are great and I look forward to future films that build on the developing relationships between them. This film will be a blockbuster, there will be sequels, and I'll pay good money to see them.

    On the other end of the sci-fi spectrum, BSG was just a sad commentary from a even sadder producer who insisted on belittling human technological accomplishments all the while promoting such stupidity as heavy drinking, smoking and cigars. (something that cost the show wider syndication) And I hated the ending as it made absolutely no sense at all, and I hate sci-fi shows with bad endings. Anyone telling me to give up technology under such circumstances would get his knuckle dragging, cigaret smoking, room temperature IQ head removed from his torso, Admirals included. And I suspect most people would feel that way. No blockbuster BSG films coming our way anytime soon.

  • nightbloom

    2 years ago

    I think sci-fi (and sci-fi

    I think sci-fi (and sci-fi fans) have a bit of an addiction to the heroic model. I don't see the need to exclusively offer up reassuring moral parables in this genre. The fact that sci-fi (SF, speculative fiction, whatever) is finally departing from that is one reason why it seems to be undergoing a renaissance. People are tuning in, who never would have otherwise.

    Tragedy is potent, and often makes for a better, more nuanced, and more profound story. It's also harder to write properly, and is often misunderstood by critics and today's viewing-reading public (for example, look at some reviews of Tolkien's "Children of Hurin", a paradigmatic literary tragedy, and possible the only one ever produced in that genre....Actually, if I recall correctly, The Tyee's review was one of those that missed the point...Crawford Killian?).

    So this Star Trek movie (which I saw last night) has staked out the franchise's traditional place on the heroic end of the SF spectrum. This is good, but now at least there *is* a spectrum. SF now has a discourse going, which can only be a good thing for the genre. I think it's important for SF fans of all stripes to try to see the merits of all sides of the equation.

  • PatrickMcEvoyHalston

    2 years ago

    Search for Spark

    Haven't seen it yet. The tendency I've noticed in all media, is for characters to seem/feel withdrawn. Nothing/nobody's open. Abrams is one of those directors of SF who, like Singer, still feels something of an instinct to feature actors who can act/respond with some unguardedness, who can seem truly joyous, open to life. Thus we get Keri Russell, who can be closed, sure, but who can also light up in a way which pushes all her despondent castmates way way further into the background, play Felicity in "Felciity" Still, he, also like Singer, perhaps feels most comfortable (safer?) when there is something absent, deadened, in his characters, as well--thus Jennifer Garner for Alias.

    That's what I'm most curious about: do we get the deadened crew that ensured I would have no interest in this version of Battlestar? Or is there some of the relaxed commraderie, openness, joyousness, easy playfulness you experience in the first Trek?

  • rac

    2 years ago

    Bad Battlestar

    The new Battlestar was horrible. Way to gloomy and depressing. Boring as well. All it served to do is sell more Prozac.

  • Glen Murtz

    2 years ago

    The "Speckled Trout's of Beteulgeuse 7" episode

    NERD ALERT!

  • dave49

    2 years ago

    Star Trek - The Original Series (TOS)

    I bought the book "Inside StarTrek: The Real Story" by Herb Solow and Bob Justman [Pocket Books 1996] a few years ago, but only read it a few months ago.

    Read the book and you will be surprised at the struggles, shrinking budgets and personality conflicts that dogged the original series. It's amazing it lasted three years.

    I enjoyed the new Star Trek movie. It's a well-done action movie with good craft, script, acting and pacing. It does not take itself too seriously, and neither should its audience. Just enjoy it, it's not some profound statement about the human condition or screed about environmental destruction (i.e. the dreadful remake of 'The DAy the Earth Stood Still').

    To my mind, without spoiling anything, the main story element is remarkable similar to a script from ST-Voyager.

  • Gabe

    2 years ago

    Who on earth is "Uhuru", Burgess?

    It's UHURA. Turn in your trekkie card at the door on the way out.

    I found the movie a bit too reliant on coincidence. Kirk grew up next to a starship-construction field? Kirk was marooned on the one planet in the universe where Scotty and Spock waited to tell him what's going on? A Starfleet captain would make a stowaway recruit with anger issues his first officer during a battle?

    But who cares? This movie was shiny, loud, fast, and Rick Berman didn't direct it. I hope to see more of this Trek over the next decade. Not a bad first effort for Abrams.

    I wonder what Star Trek IV: The One With Whales would have looked like with J.J. directing it.

  • Steve Burgess

    2 years ago

    Star Trek II: The Search for Uhuru

    I better get a screenwriting credit for that sure-fire sequel. Or maybe I thought the final "u" was just Abrams blowing up the whole paradigm.

    Certainly the general reaction to the movie has been overwhelmingly positive--I guess this was what fans wanted. And I'll grant you that Trek fans didn't want a complex Battlestar-style rethink. But I agree with you Gabe--the screenplay is lazy. I think the TV roots really show here as they always have with Trek films. I had hoped that this version would be a cut above in every respect. To my mind, it really isn't. Plus, I keep coming back to the cast and in particular the Cap. I simply did not enjoy watching the smirking antics of Chris Pine, which were annoying without hinting at much more. I think the original series benefited from its gradual escalation into the top ranks of pop culture--most of us were introduced to Shatner's Kirk after the fact, as part of the whole 60's-era package. By contrast Pine's version of Kirk has to be a home run right off the bat. It isn't. Plus there's a scene near the end where he really does what amounts to a Shatner impression. It draws comparisons, and that does not serve him well here.

  • James Burns

    2 years ago

    It was an amusment park ride

    While I love the heroic sci-fi genre, I have to agree that I found Pine annoying. I found it hard to believe the character capable of the depth required to be a real leader.

    Shanter's Kirk was clearly acted as a leader with an emotional side that he channeled to make good, if risky decisions. Probably due to Shatner's Shakespearian acting background, he was able to inject some gravitas, despite over doing it sometimes.

    Pine's version just seemed to be a skirt chasing, loose cannon, which would be fine, but his "leadership ability" felt like a tacked on afterthought. A little lipstick on the pig, and entirely unbelievable. I can't imagine the crew having any confidence in him when he took command. There just wasn't enough character development to demonstrate he could lead.

    The other characters I felt were well played. I particularly liked Uhura.

    Yes the movie's plot did feel like a long TV episode. But despite it's flaws, I enjoyed it immensely. However, in my opinion, the best Trek movie is still the Wrath of Khan.

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