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We're Smarter than Americans

Or so say our top movies.

By Dorothy Woodend, 23 Feb 2007, TheTyee.ca

Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider: not Canadian.

As a line in Sarah Polley's debut film, Away from Her, makes clear, we Canadians often harbour a sense of intellectual superiority over our American neighbours. In the film, a doctor asks the central character Fiona, who is in deepening stages of Alzheimer dementia, what she would do if a fire broke out in a movie theatre. Flustered and confused by the question, Fiona responds, "Oh, we don't go to the movies much, do we, Grant? All those multiplexes showing American garbage." Cue a knowing chortle from the audience. Even if we're losing our minds, we're still smarter than the Americans.

We Canadians continue to define ourselves by what we are not. Namely, that we are not American. But comparing the two countries is like comparing apples to oranges, or maybe eagles to beavers -- one eats carrion, the other chews wood. Take that as you will.

You can make your own judgment when you go to see Away from Her, which screens this weekend at the Pacific Cinematheque as part of Canada's Top Ten, The Best of the Year in Canadian Cinema. Chosen by a panel of industry professionals, writers, directors and programmers, some of the films variously take as their subjects: the loss of culture in the high Arctic (The Journals of Knud Rasmussen); the dissolution of a marriage due to dementia (Away from Her); environmental devastation in contemporary China (Manufactured Landscapes); and genocide in Africa (One Day in Kigali).

Such films stand in direct contradiction to the top-10 U.S. box office champions -- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Cars, X-Men: The Last Stand, The Da Vinci Code, Superman Returns, Ice Age: The Meltdown, Happy Feet, Over the Hedge, Casino Royale and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. The Cinematheque describes the contrast this way: "With prancing penguins, swashbuckling pirates and spandex-clad superheroes dominating the U.S. box office, Canada's Top Ten stands as a vivid reminder of how different Canadian films are in comparison to those of our southern neighbour." The intent is clear. We're more serious, more adult -- whereas as they wallow in fantasy, we deal with the brutal realities of the world.

Leather daddy's dream

Moneymaking American movies often seem to be largely a collection of cartoons and superheroes; the most recent U.S. box office champion, Ghost Rider, is both. In addition to a comic book hero, it's got a fiery hog, Satan, and giant boobies (and I'm not talking about Nicholas Cage). Cage plays Johnny Blaze, a motorcycle stunt rider who makes a deal with the devil for his daddy's life.

But the devil, being the devil, is a tricksy sort. He cures Johnny's dad of lung cancer, but subsequently makes him crash his motor-sickle. Having signed a contract in blood, Johnny is then forced to work as the devil's bounty hunter, the aforementioned ghost rider. At night, in the presence of evil, he becomes the rider, sprouting a giant boner in black leather, licked all over by gouts of flame. It's a leather daddy gay man's dream come true. The ghost rider's job is to round up lost souls and hand them over to Satan, or some such thing. The premise gives Nicholas Cage ample opportunity to try out his Elvis impersonation, roll his eyes like Tallulah Bankhead, and yodel. He makes a bit of a mess, tearing up the streets, burning up everything in his path: cops, windows and even poor innocent lizards. The camp factor is revved so high, it almost threatens to burn out.

Don't worry your little head with the niceties of plot; they don't matter much. The central problem is a squabble in hell between the devil and his kids. Sonny devil (Wes Bentley) is trying to take over the family business from daddy devil (played by Peter Fonda). This being an American film, you'd think it would end in litigation with a team of evil lawyers, but all we get are various baddies in long frock coats and heavy eye-makeup, like a tribe of demon dandies. Twenty-somethings with fangs simply aren't very frightening, and the devil's wayward son, a little fellow named Blackheart, is probably the least scary thing in the entire film. Far more terrifying is Nicholas Cage's toupée, which has teeth of its own.

'I love America'

Good and evil go through the motions, the devil hisses and writhes as our hero shoots him with a big gun. The oddest thing is that the film works, almost in spite of itself, by ripping off ideas from other, better movies. In the dying moments of the movie, when the ghost rider roars through the darkness of Monument Valley under an immensity of star-spangled sky, you can't help feel a little nostalgia for the American myth. Its ragged glory is long gone, perhaps it never really was there, but still the memory lingers.

The film just might become notable as a cultural artifact of current time. It might even be remembered for sheer baldness of purpose. After watching some two hours of Elvis impersonations, dialogue that sounds like it was scripted by George Bush's speech writer and Eva Mendes' poor hapless breasts, all my brother could do was laugh (a little hysterically). "I love America," he kept saying, in an awed whisper. Really, you have to admire the sheer moxy of that country; it just keeps telling the same story, writ large, Larger, LARGEST!! We're the biggest and the bravest, the story goes. We fight fire with fire, just try and take our hogs and our guns away and see what happens.

But a film like Ghost Rider is as much about the people in the theatre, as it is the movie. Pity the punters; they know not what they do, or what is being done to them. Somewhere Aldous Huxley is rolling wildly in his grave. Justine Brown's book Hollywood Utopia contains a chapter about the adventures of Huxley in Hollywood, which perhaps provided the inspiration for his famous dystopian novel Brave New World, whose inhabitants are lulled into submission by entertainment, sex and a pharmaceutical called Soma (described as having "All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects"). Writes Brown, "The feelies of Brave New World completely absorb the characters' attention. They leave no space for thought, so thoroughly do they engage the senses. 'Movies,' 'talkies,' -- the feelies are just the next step, Huxley knew."

According to Ms. Brown, Aldous Huxley often argued with his friend George Orwell that, "a tyranny of pleasure would be far more durable than a tyranny of fear." You can't watch a film like Ghost Rider without thinking that Huxley was onto something, since the film is all about making you feel good. The more explosions, car chases and big-breasted women, the better we feel! I'm not immune to the lust for revenge, and the lure of the open road. Even with all your critical faculties blazing, it's difficult to resist the siren call of the silver screen.

Riding into the dumb sunset

While the infantilization of the American people continues, the grown-ups in government are up to no good, according to Stephen Flynn, author of The Edge of Disaster: Rebuilding a Resilient Nation. Flynn's book charts the precipice over which the American people now hang, and it is shocking. While the American military budget continues to reach epic new heights (the U.S. currently spends more on its military than the entire rest of the world combined), the rest of the country's infrastructure is falling apart. Fighting a war to gain control of oil reserves, which are then used up by the very machines (tanks, planes, ships) needed to secure them in the first place, seems patently insane. On the home front, films like Ghost Rider maintain the fantasy that might is right, burn rubber, and pedal to the metal, as they (we) ride into Iraq (pronounced EYE-rack), and take no prisoners.

Meanwhile, back in Canada, a few of us, sometimes very few, are trying hard to be adults. But there isn't much use in bemoaning, "Oh, those terrible people down there, they're so dumb," since this weekend the entire world will be glued to the television sets to pooh-pooh or rah-rah as Oscar rolls into town. There are more of them than us, and they have guns.

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  • Working Memory

    5 years ago

    Sucker born every minute

    You don't think American movie executives believe this shit do you?

    There's a sucker born every minute.

    Vive le entitlement, and God Bless America.

    I love those guys. Too bad more Canadians weren't more enterprising in a dog eat dog kind of way. Maybe then our wannabes would spend less time comparing themselves to and trying to measure up to the Yanks.

    That's all I have to say.

    Cheers eh ...

     

  • DBarclay

    5 years ago

    Speaking of apples and oranges...

    I think it's a little cheap and disingenuous to compare Canada's Top Ten Movies (as chosen by a panel of industry professionals) with the top 10 box office grossing movies in the US. It's like comparing apples and oranges.

    Of course the industry elite choose high-brow, sophisticated, nuanced films. But that is not the sum of Canada's cultural output. I think Trailer Park Boys is fantastic. Strange Brew is one of my all-time favourites. But please don't try to tell me that these are in any way nuanced films. They're fun movies.

    Sure, we don't produce many huge stupid blockbusters like Ghost Rider but the real reason is budget. We just can't afford the special effects. Maybe it's a blessing, because otherwise we might end up with a movie involving a radioactive time vortex, Larua Secord, super powers, and crime fighting.

    Take a look at the top 10 box office films in Canada (PDF), mainly indistinguishable from the American list:
    http://www.playbackmag.com/articles/magazine/20061218/boxoffice.pdf

    Also, the second highest grossing Canadian film last year was based on a video game.

    I think movies are the wrong place to look for Canadian superiority. The real place is beverages: our beer is better and we know how to make a proper cup of tea.

  • Percy

    5 years ago

    Canadian box office results similar

    Oh dear, Ghost Rider is actually the top grossing movie in Canada, too.

    http://www.tribute.ca/box_office/box_office.htm

    I guess we're dumb too.

  • dolphin

    5 years ago

    Culture, eh?

    Little Mosque on the Prairie
    Trailer Park Boys
    Whistler (now there's high culture)
    Red Green
    Bob & Doug Mackenzie
    Jim Carey's oeuvre
    Tom Green's oeuvre
    Corney [sic] Gas

    We have nothing to be smug about considering our penchant for lowbrow productions(except Rick Mercer's Talking to Americans--now that is triumphantly funny)

  • apathysux

    5 years ago

    measuring up...

    ...who would want to measure up??? Canadian superiority has little to do with movies... it is all attitude. Our nationalism is less sensational but more grassroots. We are not nearly as vain or arrogant. ...I do feel our TV programming reflects this.

  • skeptikool

    5 years ago

    Just dumbing down, perhaps?

    Recalling such movies as Elmer Gantry and Network, the industry does seem to have changed.

    More seem to be going to movies to escape and are less into heavy philosophical messaging. The U.S. industry, more interested in box office returns, has been dumbing down in response to that large segment of society, I do believe.

    There are still good, fairly recent U.S.-produced "action" movies (if that's your cup of tea) with a strong message, Wag the Dog, Pelican Brief, The Firm, Class Action.

    There is absolutely no lack of talent, much of it Canadian. If one is into unadulterated fun, one can do worse than a visit, or revisit, Soapdish, Couchtrip, The Blues Brothers, Dragnet or any of the Naked Gun series.

  • birthoftragedy

    5 years ago

    ...but stupider than most

    While I don't share the opinion that we need to be more 'dog eat dog', Canadian self-satisfaction grows stale. In truth, it's easy to feel tough when you're picking on the red-headed stepchild in the history of art.

    Why don't we compare Canadian art with that of the 'dumbest' European nations? I have a feeling that Canadians wouldn't be feeling smart for very long.

  • anarcho

    5 years ago

    Movies a poor comparison.

    Yes, we produce some good movies and the US a lot of trash meant for sub normal 14 year old males. But then, if you aren't producing many movies to begin with, you have to be selective. The real difference is in education, both formal and informal and the strength or weakness of Dark Age cults. Canadians tend to score higher on knowledge and are far fewer in number as members of the cults. Consider that poll wise 40% of USians think the world is less than 10,000 years old, as but one example. There appears to have been a deliberate policy on the part of the US corporate state to dumb-down the population as a means to better control them. This will no doubt happen in Canada too if CanWest and the Harpocrit have their way, but so far we are ahead of the Gringos. But let's not get too puffed up about it. The Europeans are ahead of us!

  • G West

    5 years ago

    Good review dorothy

    Can't say I want to see the movie though.

    Although casting "Easy Rider's" Peter Fonda as a devil who directs a grim reaper stand-in on a fiery hog does have a certain cachet. Still, where do you go from here: Jack Nicholson collecting the aged souls of superannuated hippies in an ethanol - burning RV with Dennis Hopper bringing up the rear in a golf cart powered by a huge asthma inhaler?

    Where do they come up with these ideas?

    I think that maybe the biker movie genre has finally jumped the shark.

  • McPride

    5 years ago

    Get A Life

    It's called escapism, something much needed in our busy world.

    Quote:
    Where do they come up with these ideas?

    Marvel Comics.

    Futuristic technology now brings our childhood entertainment to life. Can't wait to see it.

  • Aimless

    5 years ago

    Movies reflect the national psyche

    The U.S. is clearly spinning off into fantasy-land -- their foreign and domestic policies are evidence enough of that, never mind that above-mentioned fundamentalism.
    Canada ... I guess we're still rasslin' with the dogs of reality.

  • Skywalker

    5 years ago

    Survivor

    If you want an example of U.S. trash then consider the latest fad of survivor,reality, and "desperate" shows. Now throw in a dash of the guy with the clock around his neck, Maury, and Springer and you get a sense of the IQ of the audience. When y'all stop watching such crap it will go the way of the "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". The medium then might be worth something.

  • garryw

    5 years ago

    garryw

    Its silly for us to feel superior to the Americans. Idiots are distributed equally among all peoples. The problem with America is their deeply flawed political sytem. Manevolent elites have much more influence in the USA than aywhere else in the industrialized world. Elected corporate toadies have created a base of despair and hoplessnes (thankyou free trade) that supply the military with a steady supply of killers. Corporations finance dealth cult anti-Christian zombie sheep to vote the straight facist ticket (with an apology to the 70 or so elected Progressive Alliance patriots in the Democratic Party) The same forces are alive in Canada but our system keeps them somewhat in check. How long would George Bush last as Prime Minister? I suspect the Commons would quickly expose him for the fool he is. We have the CBC to give us a bit of news. We have medicare and a social safety net that keep despair and the resultant facism at bay. Dont think for a moment that we are any better than those poor lost souls South of the border. We are ust luckier thats all.

  • SharingIsGood

    5 years ago

    spiders on drugs

    Local backyard film artist and Tyee submitter, Andrew Struthers, has now had over 3.5 million hits on his U Tube documedy: Spiders on Drugs.

  • Kano

    5 years ago

    DBarclay said it better than

    DBarclay said it better than I, but I wanted to express my disagreement with this article's central conceit as well.

    Comparing the critics' darlings from one place to the mass pop-consumed products from another is ridiculous. Certainly it says little to nothing about the relative intelligence (or even tastes) of the two populations.

    I like some lowbrow flicks that are explosive-ridden or show T&A. At other times, I prefer to be challenged or exposed to something new and unfamiliar. I'm not so interested in Ghost Rider, but I don't feel any superiority over those who choose to spend their money on it.

    America just makes more big-budget flicks because the companies there have bigger budgets. Canadians appear to really like those blockbusters, too.

    PS - King Kong could've been good, but it was way too long. New Zealanders are clearly incapable of self-restraint in their movie-making ;)

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