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Dude, Take a Thrill Pill

'Invasion' and 'Prison Break' sagas sagging already.

By Steve Burgess, 22 Sep 2005, TheTyee.ca

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'Invasion' and 'Prison Break' are two of the most critically-acclaimed shows of the new TV season. Kind of makes me wonder if critics are grading on the curve.

ABC's 'Invasion', written and produced by former Hardy Boy/lame-o pop star Shaun Cassidy, debuted Wednesday night. Heavily hyped as the season's most exciting new offering, it opens with a hurricane which is actually the cover for an alien invasion.

Episode One leapt onto the screen in a blaze of cheap thrills and wafer-thin characters. A storm is raging! A cute little girl searches for a lost cat! She falls into a shallow puddle and thrashes around screaming! She is rescued by her dad! The cat is found safe! They all get into a truck! Suddenly the truck turns over! But everybody is OK! And I am already sick of all the bogus excitement!

Characters arrive wearing giant signs-Irresponsible Party Dude, Steady Guy, Inquisitive Reporter, etc. Writer Cassidy wastes not a nanosecond setting up all the dramatic conflict. "Why do you do this Mom?" shouts one young feller. "Why do you keep pushing people away?" An odd thing to shout at someone while the two of you are busy looking for a child in a hurricane, but hey, plot and character development can't wait on the weather.

Give me a break

'Prison Break', on Fox, sets up a wildly implausible scenario designed like a room full of mouse traps. A man gets himself sent to prison-a prison he designed-in order to break out his brother from Death Row. The prison nurse? Why, she's the governor's daughter-and apparently loves flirting with prisoners. No one will ever refer to this one as reality TV.

'24', what have you wrought? 'Invasion' and 'Prison Break' are both clearly patterned on the new thrill-ride, action-packed, plot-twist-every-minute paradigm pioneered by Kiefer Sutherland's CTU gang on the Fox Network. As for the supernatural element of 'Invasion', chalk that up to ABC's biggest new hit from last year, 'Lost'. (Which, by the way, entered its second season with the look of a show that is running to keep from falling down. 'Lost' is far more engaging than this year's crop of action newcomers. But spooky serials like 'Lost' are almost always more intriguing when they're posing mysterious questions. It's when the answers come that it all falls apart-viz. 'Twin Peaks' and 'X-Files'.)

'Wire' me, thanks

'Invasion' and 'Prison Break' are the latest fashion in serial action cartoons. When done well, continuing stories are my favorite form of TV drama. The best thing about these shows is dramatic momentum-unlike programs that focus on telling contained, single-episode stories, serials reward regular viewers who follow the steadily unfolding saga.

But the new shows are all about cardboard figures being churned through annoyingly frantic plots. And to make things worse, Invasion and Prison Break have the misfortune to appear alongside other dramatic series that prove just how well American television can be done. Not to sound like a broken record, but it is time for everyone to check out 'The Wire'.

In an earlier Tyee story, I raved about Season One of the HBO cop show, long since available on DVD. Having now seen Season Two (available on DVD at Videomatica in Vancouver, among other spots) my admiration has only increased. 'The Wire' is uncompromising TV-it requires, and rewards, close attention. It never goes for the easy angle or the cheap thrill. It is painfully realistic in its depiction of internal police politics. Rent 'The Wire'. Then see if you can still tolerate the likes of 'Invasion' and 'Prison Break'.

Tyee cultural observer Steve Burgess will appear at Word on the Street at Library Square in Vancouver at 4:30 on Sunday with other Tyeesters Dorothy Woodend, Mark Leiren-Young and Sarah Bynoe.  [Tyee]

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  • allan

    6 years ago

    Comments on "Dude, Take a Thrill Pill"

    We threw away our TV!

  • scylla

    6 years ago

    I bought one six years ago - the first one I've ever owned - watched it for two days. That reminded me why I kept putting off buying one, and its been out in the shed (unplugged) ever since.

  • rockyvoids

    6 years ago

    When I hear or see the words "critically-
    acclaimed" or "legendary" I shift gears
    and move on.

  • Fiat lux

    6 years ago

    We have our TV, get only BCTV out here and couldn't be bothered with a dish, but we like our movies and only watch VCR tapes and CDs. We look at the 6'oclock news that's 90% garbage, but still has the odd minute of something in the 40 we watch.

    Commercial programs are designed to brainwash people into the acceptance of "competitive lifestyles", like those idiotic survival programs and the disgusting face of Donald Trump, we see for a minute or two, when we put on the machine to watch a movie. All designed to impress people into the acceptance of the "survival of the fittest", where they can be eliminated either by luck, or on somebody's word and left to walk away and rot.
    Which incidentally, has nothing to do with Darwin, as he never advocated any such garbage as the "survival of the fittest", which is a lie anyway, because there's no such thing as the "fittest".

    Also, people have to remember that TV and radio commercials are not selling soap, or cars, but the ideology of "no escape", from corporate clutches.

    I have seen the nazi and communist propaganda machines at work, but they couldn't hold a candle to the American brainwashing machine.

    Ed Deak, Big Lake.

  • Yaldabaoth

    6 years ago

    Can we get some articles on what is good out there for TV and Movies? Everytime I come here, it's always "this sucks", "this is terrible", "this is carboard". This is one of the biggest whine-fests I've encountered. I don't mind reviews and if there is absolutely nothing good out there, so be it. I just don't think that's the case. There is far too much enjoyment being had here on what is terrible in movies and entertainment and it's stopping me from enjoying what is a generally informative and entertaining site.

  • TylerKent

    6 years ago

    I just find it curious when people who don't own tvs-and are proud of this fact and wish to shout it to all-feel the need to comment about tv, if only to tell us how they don't watch it.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sign up for a scuba discussion board to tell everyone there how I don't scuba-dive.

  • scylla

    6 years ago

    Sorry, Tylerkent, point taken. I've been trying to wean myself from doing so for years.

    The best offensive is studied indifference, of course, but Gawd, it's hard to practice.

  • Maxwell

    6 years ago

    scylla

    Key word `offensive`

  • Fiat lux

    6 years ago

    No TV program, broken up with strings of repeated commercials every five minutes, is worth watching. It is the most barbaric manifestation of our brainwashing system. Anybody who buys anything from a TV, or radio commercial must be nuts. Obviously, we can't avoid the products completely, but buying them because we saw them on TV is utterly stupid.

    The "mute" button on my remote control is the most polished one, only from the daily 40 mins. of BCTV news. Ed Deak, Big Lake.

  • skeptikool

    6 years ago

    Yes, Ed, those commercials drive me bonkers too. I rarely get through an 8-o-clock movie without having to switch off before the end.

    One could almost believe that some of the ads are meant to be offensive. Many certainly come on louder - though I've heard that denied. I think the MacDonald's "Don't forget the ears." ad is funny and clever, but all those ads for shampoos.....

    I thought All in the Family was a great series. It broke new ground and made it worthwhile owning a set. Becker is in a similar vein. He's a doctor in the Bronx with a dry humor and that New York wit (that I know to exist) A young boy who comes to him complaining of an almost permanent erection - a malady, Becker notes, that many men would die for.

    Among the ton of garbage there have been classics such as The Singing Detective out uf the U.K. - plus excellent documentaries from all over.

  • Colin

    6 years ago

    I find that the characters in video games have more depth than those on TV series. I like the joke some actor said: “Thank god for commercials, real actors with a real script”

    History channel was a hopeful, but they obviously lack of attention to detail is frustrating, they will talk about France in 1940 and show footage of Russia in 1945

    Discovery have a few good shows, and I must admit I have enjoyed some of the mythbusters and Holmes on homes shows. Also that show that has scientists forced to perform experiments or build something in a small fishing village in Africa or someplace.

    I love Sci-fi, but it has been a little thin on the ground lately

  • scylla

    6 years ago

    Before this thread is mercifully euthanised, Ed, I've a quibble:

    Quote:
    Which incidentally, has nothing to do with Darwin, as he never advocated any such garbage as the "survival of the fittest", which is a lie anyway, because there's no such thing as the "fittest".

    As I understand it, Darwin did advocate "survival of the fittest", the means by which those creatures with the best survival mechanisms for competition with other species as well as within its own kind, passed on their genes.

    The argument the anti-environmental "Wise Users" then erroneously interpreted from that was of a "Nature Red in Tooth and Claw" which hypothesised that wild animals engage in a constant orgy of happily ripping apart each other and anything else they could find just for the pure savage joy of it.

    With this argument they could justify our savage treatment of our own kind, and fellow creatures as well, as being "natural".

    Thus they were able to ignore that within species, most aggression is limited to threat displays and actual combat rarely resukts in death. Homo sapiens is the only species that carelessly kills, that can and does totally destroy its environment and food supply. All those others that did are, no doubt, extinct.

    Perhaps that's also our destiny as a species, proving that perhaps we're not so "fit" after all.

  • scylla

    6 years ago

    Before this thread is mercifully euthanised, Ed, I've a quibble:

    Quote:
    Which incidentally, has nothing to do with Darwin, as he never advocated any such garbage as the "survival of the fittest", which is a lie anyway, because there's no such thing as the "fittest".

    As I understand it, Darwin did advocate "survival of the fittest", the means by which those creatures with the best survival mechanisms for competition with other species as well as within their own kind, passed on their genes.

    The argument the anti-environmental "Wise Users" then erroneously interpreted from that was of a "Nature Red in Tooth and Claw" which hypothesised that wild animals engage in a constant orgy of happily ripping apart each other and anything else they could find just for the pure savage joy of it.

    With this argument they could justify our savage treatment of our own kind, and fellow creatures as well, as being "natural".

    Thus they were able to ignore that within species, most aggression is limited to threat displays and actual combat rarely resukts in death. Homo sapiens is the only species that carelessly kills, that can and does totally destroy its environment and food supply. All those others that did are, no doubt, extinct.

    Perhaps that's also our destiny as a species, proving that perhaps we're not so "fit" after all.

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