Reporters without Shirts
How news people can win trust. An immodest proposal.
Brief respite between deadlines.
Another one of those polls about the professionals Canadians trust has ranked firefighters on the top of the heap while journalists are again hovering somewhere in the bottom quarter with the lawyers, car sellers, and politicians.
How many wake-up calls do journalists need before they take action?
The solution is obvious -- it's time for reporters to publish their own calendars.
When it comes to ethical behaviour on the job, those seductive marketing tools are the only difference I can see between reporters and firefighters.
The facts, including the number of harassment complaints in lower mainland fire halls, suggest firefighters aren't as nice as those shots of well-muscled beefcake with warm smiles would have us believe.
For every newspaper with a dodgy reputation for accuracy, there seems to be a fire hall with an equally dodgy reputation for sex. Just consider last fall's boxergate in Richmond. City officials decided that garbing everyone in boxer shorts would prevent harassment. (Exactly what goes on there that this seemed like a good idea?) It's nothing new. In 2000, Chatelaine magazine ran an article in which reporter Laura Robinson found Vancouver firehalls with telephones that served as hook-up lines. She rang them up, described her looks, and was welcomed by the boys who provided her with saucy chat and foot massages. More was on offer.
And yet the image of firefighters remains untarnished, with 93 per cent of the public voting them trustworthy just a month ago. Were any of the 1,000 people polled for Sympatico.MSN female firefighters? How about the wives of male firefighters?
Reporting can be hairy
Given that reporters are supposed to be in the business of image-making and –breaking, the fact that only 26 per cent of the population has faith in us suggests we've failed on every level. (Although we're still one point ahead of the lawyers.) Meanwhile those (reportedly) sex-crazed guys with the hoses can do no wrong.
It's got to be the calendars.
Sure, there's that whole romantic life-risking thing firefighters do. But what about war correspondents who risk life and limb to get stories on record? Reporters without Borders reports that last year 81 journalists and 32 assistants were killed. More than 1,400 journalists were attacked or threatened.
Then there are the local heroes. Every year the RCMP has to notify a few reporters that someone -- a stock promoter or some other criminal -- has "taken out a hit" on them for something they've written.
Journalism is not all free movies and exposing your sex life, you know.
We do provide celebrity coverage ad nauseum, so why do firefighters have Hollywood on their side? They're glorified in blockbusters like World Trade Center, featuring hunky action hero Nicola Cage, while reporters are stuck with Shattered Glass, an indie docudrama about Stephen Glass, the (scrawny) liar who invented more than two dozen stories in The New Republic.
Cage vs. Glass? You call that a level playing field?
But a few glossy calendars of comely reporters could even us up.
How to poll jump
The "comely" part is the challenge. As the saying goes, most reporters have faces made for radio. Then there are the bodies built by years of hunching over a keyboard and wolfing down fast food. Other than TV types, journalists aren't known for their fine personal grooming. Most of us do shower regularly, although there are always a few who think the only thing that matters is clean copy. One of the best reporters I've ever met regularly wore a shredded sweater that was laddered across his concave chest. People kept asking if he had a cat. He never figured out why.
For photos, we would have to snag some 20-ish interns before the decline sets in. And there are always a few TV wannabes who make up in looks what they lack in talent. I can see it now: manly men in flak jackets against a desert backdrop, with a reporter or two peeking out from behind them. Or carefully lit reporters (with a discreetly placed notebooks) interviewing the latest top-model candidate.
It could work.
If it doesn't, I have Plan B: stop reporting those public perception polls. If nothing else, the lawyers will thank us.
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Tom Lal
5 years ago
shirtless reporters
What a scary concept. Rafe Mair shirtless, or Vaughn Palmer au naturel..its time to head for the hills folks
Cycling Commuter
5 years ago
Fabio look-alike pig farmers.
It's not just reporters who need better P.R. Here's a link to pictures of three Fabio look-alike pig farming brothers who may be trying to burnish the image of their profession to counter bad publicity generated by the Robert Pickton trial.
http://www.anccshosting.com/bartlingbrothers/scripts/aboutUs.asp
There's a lot of truth to the bad boy image of firefighters. One of my brothers is a firefighter. Being married with kids hasn't caused him to turn away all the groupies who are constantly throwing themselves at his feet. Some women seem to have a thing for uniforms. We were comparing family photos during coffee break at work when a female co-worker saw a picture of my brother in his uniform. She immediately demanded that I give her his phone number. She didn't back off at all when I told her he was married with kids.
xbie
5 years ago
we love journalists like prostitutes, really
I think the real reason people rank journalists so low in polls is for the same reason so many men who visit prostitutes publicly proclaim prostitution is a terrible thing.
People feel humiliated by what has power over them, and want to pretend their above it.
Many men feel disempowered by sexy women who won't have sex with them except for money. Similarly, the general public are abjectly obedient slaves to whatever journalists tell them, and so when asked, they'll claim they "don't trust" journalists. Yeah, right! The problem is, most North Americans worship their news sources and live by what they learn from them like a bad religion. If people actually didn't trust journalists, we'd be much better off as a society.
Stump
5 years ago
Quote:We were comparing
What? No tele-commuting? Why do you hate the planet?
just teasing C.C., I couldn't resist.
SharingIsGood
5 years ago
backbone needed
If mainstream media reporters would get some backbone and refuse to write for publishers that want only half-truths and lies, then we might actually get some news that matters. In today's age of the Internet and digital publishing, I wonder why there aren't more challenges to the mainstream media. Why are they not banding together and publishing their own big newspapers to compete with CanWest/ Global. They could compile all of the things that people want: comics, editorials, something bloody, something crazy, truth about the government, obituaries, car ads, and grocery ads, etc. The only reason I can imagine that mainstream writers continue to allow their names to be attached to half-truths and lies is that they lack integrity: the whole lot of them has sold out.
If writers would do their true jobs and refuse to allow their stories to be bastardized and slanted by their editors, we wouldn't have to worry about Spiderman being falsely accused. The publishers would have nothing without their writers.
Stump
5 years ago
The point is missed
The problem is far more complex than simply accusing reporters of being 'sell-outs'. For starters, I hate to break it to you, but not every journalist is a left-leaning anti-corporate socialist. They come in all flavours just like regular folk.
Next, you have advertisers... who are unlikely to run ads in papers that decry consumerism, so the message starts to get diluted to ensure there will be backers to keep the publication coming off the presses. That is the nature of the system as it stands, and as strong an argument for some form of public broadcaster to counter that trend as you are ever going to get.
And, you have people like myself (a cog in the mainstream media machine), who believe that the best we can hope for is some measure of incremental change. One might look at how environmentalism has moved from fringe to mainstream and realize that the media have played a large part in that shift, albeit not in an instantaneous fashion.
Finally, the media isn't there to provide you with an instruction manual on how to live. The press reflects the world as it is, not as we might wish it to be. This is right and proper, otherwise it it simply propaganda.
If all the reporters quit do you really think it would do anything except add to the unemployment lines? Do you really think there wouldn't be a hundred wannabes ready to take their place? Be careful what you wish for; the unintended consequences might be disastrous for freedom of the press.
Stump
5 years ago
excuse the typos
in the above. time to log off.
Yammer
5 years ago
Calling Shannon's bluff
Alright. I'll be the one to say it.
YOU FIRST!
Seriously, a calendar, why not. I'd put it on my desk, no problem.
SharingIsGood
5 years ago
Half-truths and lies
Hey Stump,
Don't you think that people can believe in free enterprise without succumbing to only telling one side of a story. It is my belief that more often than not, incremental change is no change at all.
I don't believe tha press reflects the world as it is. I believe it portrays truth according to the owners of the press. For instance, the new-found focus on global warming and Picton takes the focus away from health care, poverty and the wholesale selloff of the assets of the province. Those assts belonged to the people of BC, and they were under the people's control. Now they belong to big business (much of it foreign-owned - especially USA) and the people have less and less control of the costs of using those assets nor do they share in the profits. Big business would not have bought those assets if they couldn't make money. This government has deemed that the wealthy should profit from those assets and not the people. That is the the huge truth that is avoided. To me, this is thievery and collusion of the highest order.
Why isn't BC Rail, Alcoa, BC Ferries, BC Hydro, and BC/Terasen Gas always front page news? How did the Bennet/Domtar scandal fizzle out without anyone hearing why? Why did they make Glen Clark's little deck built by his neighbour front page news for months on end? They are still crying about his deck and he was proven innocent. I have built decks and porches for free for neighbours. I built a good deal of a community hall and a whole house for free for a poor single mum, whom I barely knew - and there was nothing wrong with that. It was mine to give away.
The railroad or the electricity (or the right to generate it) or the natural gas transmission of the province of BC - those didn't belong to the government that virtually gave them away. They weren't this government's to sell. They were this government's to protect. These stories aren't being told. I never see this side in the mainstream editorial pages though I know several people who continue to make polite and thoughtful submissions to the editors.
Stump
5 years ago
The public drives the process
Because people aren't clamoring to hear about it.
Unfortunately, we get the news the people are interested in.
SharingIsGood
5 years ago
clamoring
I'm clamoring, Stump, and so are many people that I know. I think that it's the owners of the major media that clamor when they do hear of it. If major media made it big news, it would become big news.
I think reporters need a good union that has strong ethical guidelines for balanced reporting. It is the media's sacred trust to report the news, not slant it or act as the mouthpiece for various politicians.
G West
5 years ago
author's name change
Wasn't this story, as originally published on the 30th, signed by another 'Shannon' and since changed to 'Rupp'?
Just curious. Problem with editiorial changes in a place like this is that's it's very simple to cover your tracks if the original error just disappears into thin air.
Stump
5 years ago
Clamoring
I hear what you're saying SIG. I'm clamoring too, but unfortunately, we're still in the minority. As I mentioned earlier, the current situation is as good an argument for public broadcasting as you are likely to get IMO.
G West
5 years ago
I guess you're trying to be funny.
But if you actually think this is what being a REPORTER is all about then I'd suggest it explains a lot about what's really seriously awry in the world of journalism in Canada these days.
writes Shannon Rupp.
I thought reporters were in the business of reporting 'the good, the bad and the ugly' - and letting the people decide for themselves.
I guess that's why I have so much trouble with the way you play the journalistic GAME.
It is a good idea to remember it's about Who, What, When, Where and sometimes Why and has nothing at all to do with how popular the 'reporter' can make him or herself.
Calendars are the last thing good journalism needs.
Hyeena
5 years ago
we need more journalism such
we need more journalism such as that provided by FOX. the cbc needs to be s$@*&canned. public broadcasting should be charity supported -not taxpayer subsidised.
Ted Tweak
G West
5 years ago
You must be joking
There's more journalism on Jon Stewart's The Daily Show in one 4-day week than Fox News presents in a year.
Your statement, Hyeena, is about the funniest thing I've ever read on these pages. I assume your little tag name/label (Ted Tweak) is satirical. If it's not, I think you and Ron Erwin will have a wonderful friendship. You should get to know Elliot as well - and don't forget acadian driftwood - when he gets back from the Far East.
SharingIsGood
5 years ago
my sentiments exactly, GW
GW said:
I couldn't agree more, GW. And, those 5 w words better report a rainbow of all the real news, not just news that is of one hue of the political/economic spectrum.