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Lock-Out? Life is Good!
With the hockey monkey finally off my back, today is the first day of the rest of my life.
TheTyee.ca
My name is Mark and I’m a hockey-holic.
For the last few years I’ve had a cable package that lets me see more Canucks games than you can get outside of a sports bar. I have a computerized hockey watch that lists the Canucks’ schedule and plays “O Canada” when it’s time for the game to start. I swear I’m not making that up. I’ve listened to games that aren’t on TV on-line at www.nhl.com -- going for the away broadcasts to find out what other pundits have to say about the Canucks. I used to especially love the early days in Nashville when their broadcasters would make bold pronouncements like, “the third period is one of the most important periods in hockey.”
I’m guessing that not counting playoff games I’ve watched or heard over 70 Canucks games a year for the past decade or so. Since I’ll also watch almost any team that doesn’t live to trap at playoff time, I’m sure I catch over 100 games a year.
And let’s not even think about all the nights I’ve tuned into the post-game boasting and bitching on Sportstalk… Or the amount of time I’ve spent poring over the sports pages in print and on-line… Or the way I tracked my hockey pool players like I actually had to pay their salaries (I won $240 last year)… Or the number of debates I’ve had with friends over vital issues of the day like my conviction that Dan Cloutier must have incriminating photos of the Canucks ownership to have been kept as a starter after letting in five goals a game in a playoff series against the freakin’ Minnesota Wild.
Going cold turkey
I went cold turkey for a few weeks last year after Todd Bertuzzi turned Steve Moore into a life-sized bobble-head doll. I just didn’t feel like rooting for the home team for a while. But playoffs were approaching and I even cheered for Trevor Linden when he was on the Islanders so…
Yes, even as I write this, I’m thinking… I’m sick… I need help.
And it seems help has arrived… Because here’s the scary thing that should be giving Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow nightmares as Halloween approaches – I’m a confessed NHL hockey addict and, even after hearing the latest news that there’s no chance of a big league game before December, I’m not panicking about my fix yet.
They have to already be twitchy enough about the news that more than 50 percent of Americans aren’t even aware the pucks stopped dropping and that only about fifteen percent actually cared. A recent survey shows that 56 percent of Americans have no clue that the NHL season hasn’t started — unfortunately it fails to mention how many of those who haven’t noticed have seasons tickets to watch the Atlanta Thrashers.
The lack of American awareness and interest in the NHL can’t be a huge shock. But when hockey nuts in Canada start making new plans for Saturday nights, it’s time to wonder if the junior leagues are going to be interested in hiring a commissioner and a player’s union rep with big league experience. And here’s some more bad news for Gary and Bob — like a lot of hardcore hockey fans -- I’m not “fed up by the players’ demands.”
OK with player’s pay
The idea that players get too much money “to play a game” is just a variation on the same argument that the same people will make when anyone – from doctors to teachers to Starbucks baristas – talk money at contract time. I’m convinced that everybody thinks everyone else – except themselves and members of their immediate family – already makes more than enough and “should be happy just to have a job.”
CEOs may think every employee in their company is overpaid -- but after a few martinis I’m sure all of them can rattle off two dozen competing CEOs who are paid more than they are, who they’ll swear aren’t worth half as much.
And the person underneath the bottom of that CEO’s corporate ladder is just as likely to tell you that he or she deserves a raise but all the lazy bastards the next step up are overpaid.
Professional sports aren’t about the Olympic ideal of playing in the hopes of passing the urine test and ending up on the Wheaties box. Pro sports are part of the entertainment industry and in the big leagues, entertainers are paid based on the money they bring in. Adam Sandler gets $20 million a movie because studio execs are convinced that having his name on a poster is worth $50 million. If he stops selling tickets, his agent starts booking the guest bedroom on The Surreal Life.
Crocodile tears for Calgary
There’s an easy way for the league to impose a salary cap – just tell the New York Rangers to stop spending millions of dollars on ex-Oilers and other marquee players several seasons past their “best by” date. Over the last few years, teams with high priced payrolls have consistently been decimated in the playoffs by teams with lower-priced, higher intensity players dreaming of higher payrolls. So spending smarter can definitely do the job.
I also don’t buy that this is about Edmonton or Calgary surviving. I wish it was. But the NHL brass barely blinked when hockey left Winnipeg or Quebec City and flew south in exchange for hefty US franchise fees. I suspect this has a lot more to do with union busting in the hopes of keeping hockey alive in the states where most of the citizens haven’t seen ice outside of their mint juleps. The rising exchange rate against the falling US buck is likely to be better news for the Canadian teams than anything they’re likely to score in a new Collective Bargaining Agreement.
The league talks about “the fans” but if anyone out there believes lower salaries will translate into lower ticket prices, I’ve got shares in a WHA franchise I’d like to sell you. Players don’t draw their regular salary for playoff games and how are season ticket holders rewarded for their loyal support of their home team? With the privilege of paying double or triple the regular price to cheer on their heroes in the games that matter.
If the league truly cares about the fans, Bettman should also spend some time worrying about the quality of the game, not just the cost of it.
All that free time
Hockey viewing is a habit and the current puck stoppage is doing a fine job of kicking the crap out of it for me. I’m not reading about the Vancouver Giants. I’m not paying attention to how the Sedins are doing in Sweden. I’m not watching “classic NHL games” on TV. And I’m kind of enjoying all the extra hours that have suddenly appeared in my day.
The other addicts – um, fans -- I know seem equally, surprisingly, sanguine about the prospect of missing a season. We’ve all just found other ways to spend our time and/or money. And the longer I go without Markus Naslund letting loose one of his perfect wrist shots, Don Cherry ranting on Saturday nights or my hockey watch playing, “O Canada,” the less I’m convinced I’ll feel the need to be there when they finally do rev up the Zambonis again.
Until, maybe, it’s playoff time again.
Mark Leiren-Young is a frequent contributor to The Tyee and wrote the lyrics to the song, ‘Hockey Nut in Canada’. ![]()



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Chris H (not verified)
7 years ago
From the fans point of view, the problems inherent to the NHL game currently have little to do with the players' CBA. The league has expanded way to fast. They are in markets that they have no business being in and have created an unsustainable bidding war on the few truly talented and effective players. To combat this, the league has allowed clutching and grabbing so that we aren't exposed to the huge blow outs we would see without it. The problems of the CBA were created by the owners and I have no sympathy for them. They should concentrate on fixing the game while the lock-out continues. The game isn't too exciting anymore.
Tha Geek (not verified)
7 years ago
I think that there are a lot of us out there that don't miss hockey yet. The regular season is so g-damn boring until the last 20 or 30 games, so who cares. I would much rather watch Jaws on CBC's "Movie Night in Canada" than some pitifully boring dump-and-chase-clutch-and-grab-stay-back-play-the-trap game between Toronto and whoever or Vancouver and whoever.
allan (not verified)
7 years ago
Thank you Mark. I've been waiting for Tyee's take on this fiasco and you certainly outscored the typical sports commentator's take on it by moving the issue away from the so-called straight labour relations grind they know so little about. If I hear another overpaid talk-jock spewing labour relations bafflegab such as "just wait until January 1, 2005 when the employers can simply fire all thoe fast skating ingrates" I'm going to puke. I don't need sports reporters derssing up as industrial relations specialist any more than I need public relations specialists acting like they know anything more than what their boss has told them. You are absolutely right that NHL hockey like all major professional sport, is really just entertainment. But as a recovering fan, you do share in part of the responsibility because without the fan's wilingness to spend, spend and spend some more, these modern day gladiator exhibitions are doomed. We may no longer live in small isolated communities, cut off from the rest of civilization, but the professional sport industry has been quite successful in capturing the old sense of community-first that at one time drew residents to the town square, the big campfire or the shaman's gathering where our ancestors would chant or pray to scare away the evil from outside. From the professional sports industry's perspective you are simply doing what any good citizen is expected to do for the good of the community. Much of the sports media's reportage follows that simplistic view to the detriment of the larger community that ought to be their fisrt priority.
kengineer (not verified)
7 years ago
First off you can't be a true canuck fan if your missing 10 games a year for the last 10.Now there is few bigger game fans then me and I have to concur I'm not really ready to lose it yet.I hope this stoppage will last till jan 2006 just to see a few teams drop and a few of the power brokers of the game with a little luck lose their job.
Frank (not verified)
7 years ago
I'm with ya Mark. I catch every Canucks game I can but so far this year I haven't cared one iota about them being on extended vacation. And its nice having the extra hours in a week without feeling like I'm missing an important game.
And I HAVE to agree with allan on the sports-jock types who are suddenly labour relations experts. I can't even listen to Sportstalk because of the blather.
I hope the players hold out till they get rid of the owners.
Ron Yamauchi (not verified)
7 years ago
I used to be completely on the players' side for philosophical reasons, but am leaning away because I've had the revelation that hockey is nothing but a license to take money from me and thee. We are hockey slaves, in thrall to our fix. Is it morally right to continue a system where we are obliged to pay indefinite increases? I don't think so. While I would not argue that salaries cause ticket prices to go up directly, they're one obvious causative factor. Capping their salaries will hold back the ticket inflation that we've seen. I could get a $25 seat ten years ago.
The Observer (not verified)
7 years ago
Ten Reasons to Love the Lock-Out: 1. Spend more time with your kids. 2. Watching the BC Lions. 3. Baseball is once again enjoyable. Sox/Saint-Loo will be a classic. 4. Visiting the local movie theater on a Saturday night. 5. Watching Junior A, BCHL, and minor league hockey at Pacific Coliseum or your local community rink. 6. Enjoying the Bush/Kerry debates. 7. Listening to Trevor Linden get scorched on AM radio by Neil Macrae. 8. Seeing the desperation in the eyes of the players. 9. Hearing about Bertuzzi's increasingly bizarre off-ice shenanigans, including the building of the BertWall around his home in Kitchener. 10. Giving your freed up time to a charitable cause.
Tha Geek (not verified)
7 years ago
11. More time to watch the NFL where regular season games are more important than the first two of a best of seven NHL playoff series.
jackson_hall (not verified)
7 years ago
blah blah blah, another round of players vs owners vs fans. why not do a story on the people who actually do suffer from all this: the hundreds of fulltime and parttime employees who work in places like gm place? how many of them have been laid off and/or have no work to look forward to this winter? how come everyone overlooks this fact when pontificating in this subject?
The Observer (not verified)
7 years ago
Hey Jackson, looks like you need the same tongue-lashing that Larry Campbell gave to certain members of the Bus Riders Union. And if you're actually looking for an answer to your question, the reality is that the affected employees are just pawns in this game of chess; casualties that won't garner the same kind of fanfare as spoiled players and billionaire owners. More importantly, the ability to grill a hot dog or check ticket stubs is not limited to the game of hockey. Most of these people will land on their feet, whether it's with the Giants, Burger King, or Genesis Security.
jackson_hall (not verified)
7 years ago
well, i imagine that gm place is a union shop so they probably get paid better than at burger king or wherever, health coverage, etc? plus, most of them probably have day jobs somewhere else too, because its not like a few evenings a week at 'the garage' is going to pay the bills...
Frank (not verified)
7 years ago
GM Place is union? I find that hard to believe. Built by private interests, doubt they'd let a union in without a fight.
Anonymous
7 years ago
Lets be honest. The ownerrs are at fault in this whole situation. They created this financial monster by paying the players such exorbant salaries and are now asking the players to bail them out. The players of course, want to keep the status quo but unfortunately will blink first and succumb to the owner's demands.After all, who wants to kill the goose that has laid the golden egg?
dave (not verified)
7 years ago
allan (not verified)
7 years ago
Frank, yes they are unionized workers and you would certainly be correct in assuming that private sector ownership opposed the it's employees right to form a union. It's standard employer practice in this province to try to interfere in workers' rights, a 19th or perhaps 18th century philosophy encouraged by this "new-era" government of the 21st century. I would have to assume the workers opted for a collective voice prior to this era, otherwise the application for union recognition would still be lost on some vice-chair's desk at the BC. Labour Relations Board awaiting the next challenge from the employers highly paid (anti)labour lawyers.
Frank (not verified)
7 years ago
I would have thought unionizing under McCaw would be like unionizing the McDonald's inside a Wal-Mart. Did the guys transfer en masse from Pacific Coliseum or something?
Frank (not verified)
7 years ago
I agree about the owners, they created the mess because they're the ones that control the treasury not the players. Managers really don't sign Jagr for 10 mill because they have a gun to their head. If every manager had just said "why would anyone pay 10 million for a cancer like you Jaromir" he would have had to take that high paying job at Euro-Disney instead. Or let his ego contract a little.
Tha Geek (not verified)
7 years ago
Yes it was the owners who blew the budget and yes nobody was holding a gun to their heads. However the owners have demonstrated that they cannot be trusted when left to their own means and this is where a cap makes sense. A luxury tax will not do because it will still create disparity. On the same note though I sure would like to see a creative salary cap, like one where a player who is originally drafted by a club would not count against the cap if that player stays on with the original team. This would help to build fan loyalty and reward teams that have good talent development/farm teams/scouts.
Frank (not verified)
7 years ago
Geek, I like your latter idea.
The league should contract back to about 24 teams and then institute revenue-sharing.
trew (not verified)
7 years ago
Least I be out on a limb,did not the huge advertising revenue from the breweries enable the stratospheric pay levels to exist?The Tv.veiwers feed the monster,no?, if they buy the beer they will come,or some such thing. NHL is a business not a game not even close, ask the guys who protect the stars from the hard checking.Even the opposition is advised the bigger the draw a star has , benefits " the game " Self interest is what it's all about. The lowest paid player takes 300 grand U.S. i am told per annum, or am i misinformed.
bear604 (not verified)
7 years ago
Frank - GM Place staff are CAW, which as you may know, were the UAW in Canada at one time: nobody thought they could organize Ford Motor Co. either. Pacific Coliseum and PNE staff are CUPE. Just came back from a few days in Edmonton, now there's a city with serious NHL withdrawl...
kent (not verified)
7 years ago
No withdrawal here. I stopped watching some time ago. Why? It just isn't the game it once was, and as far as actually going to an NHL game, I wouldn't think of paying what they ask now. I don't even attend Junior games, which, others tell me, are just as good. Why does anyone go to see millionaires playing games? Beyond me.
google-eyed (not verified)
7 years ago
CAW? A quick google search (union, orca bay sports) shows that the Hotel and Restaurant Employees Union (local 40) is the union at GM Place, while those at BC Place are BCGEU... just FYI
allan (not verified)
7 years ago
Local 40. Well, then perhaps GM Place employees might consider a Canadian conversion rather than propping up an old America-first compromise.
Leonard Ryan (not verified)
7 years ago
Yea! Hooray! CBC has replaced hockey night with movie night, presumably just until hockey is again happening. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts. I was among the 74 percent of voters in the Globe and Mail online poll who said the lack of tv hockey would make no difference to them. I was wrong, as I found out by idly channel surfing and discovering CBC's true-entertainment solution to the unlamented elapse in hockey hooliganism. May they hang up their skates for good. Playing hockey on outdoor rinks and ponds forms a rich trove of childhood memories for me. Watching grown men play it for money, completely surrounded by billboards, is boring, boring, boring. It seems like not everybody agrees with me, just the vast majority maybe.
Tha Geek (not verified)
7 years ago
Ya Dude, I watched Jaws (unedited no less) and Indiana Jones. Much better than any boring regular season game.
marna L (not verified)
7 years ago
Way to go Mark. Still miss those Canucks though and hope Bertuzzie is back soon as well as the rest of them. Owners shake your heads!!--In the meantime I get lots of hockey with my grandkids, Karl, Lucas and Alex. Keep up the great articles. Marna
Wally (not verified)
7 years ago
In principle, I support the players. In reality, who cares? I stopped watching NHL hockey a long time ago because it is crap. Like most, I got hepped up at playoff time but that is the tribal/herd instinct and has little to do with the quality of the game. There is lots of amateur sport providing great athletic competition. But that is not really what this is about, is it folks? Some of us remember minor league hockey that packed the crowds in. Soccer, lacrosse, basketball, fastball, all had great followings. People actually went to games (and could actually afford to go). Then came the boob tube and the neccesity of selling soap. We have become supine consumers and it is the TV fix that is missing. Hockey night in Canada? The cultural glue holding this fractious nation together? Good grief! Look at another way, this may be a great moment in the development of a new cultural reality. Just a small chance I grant you, but a chance nonetheless.