STV seeks 'someone who can make me feel real'

By Tom Hawthorn May 9, 2009 11:39 am

The listing can be found on Craigslist under miscellaneous romance.

The heading reads, “Single - Good listener - Looking for self actualisation.” And then:

Hi, I'm single. And I'm a transferable vote.

I'm modern, fair, responsive and accountable. I'm a good listener.

You can look at pictures of me here: www.stv.ca

I'm looking for someone who can make me feel real. Right now, I often feel like I'm only an idea. If you believe in me, and support me, I know I can come alive and make a difference in your life.

I'm new to Canada, but I'm friendly and I'm hoping I'll fit in here. I've made many friends in Australia, Ireland, Malta, Scotland, New Zealand, Cambridge & Minneapolis.

Your current partner probably doesn't listen to you or respond to your needs. But I will. I'll listen, I'll give you choices, and you'll get what you want.

Let's meet up. How about Tuesday May 12th?

I dunno.

I hear from others that you're complicated. High maintenance. Hard to understand. Obsessed with your Weighted Inclusive Gregory method. I also hear you've got a Droop quota! Finally, I've got to wonder, is STV communicable?

Tom Hawthorne frequently writes for The Globe and Mail.

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