Opinion

Axe the Penny and the Twenty

They've bullied our wallets for too long. I'm calling for a coup.

By Michael LaPointe, 23 Jul 2008, TheTyee.ca

$20 Bill

Ubiquitous, useless and unwieldy.

This year marks the 100th birthday of the Canadian penny, and like a mean-spirited, bigoted old relative, some are trying to get rid of it. Citing a 2007 study by the Dejardins Group, NDP MP Pat Martin introduced legislation in April that would eliminate the penny for good. The basic argument: nothing, not even a single Swedish Berry candy, costs a penny on today's market. And we probably wouldn't even miss the penny, seeing as we've already relegated it to the nursing home of currency: the take-a-penny/leave-a-penny tray.

In short, it's high time to say a few comforting words to this old geezer, and pull the plug.

And while we're in the rare spirit of currency reform, I'd like to make another suggestion, something a bit more radical, but far more pressing: axe all these $20 bills. They're everywhere, they're unwieldy, and they simply don't work. This bill has enjoyed hegemonic reign over my wallet for far too long, and I'm calling for a coup.

Blame the ATM

The automated teller machine (ATM) has been instrumental in the $20 bill's rise to power, as automated banking now dominates cash withdrawal. Interac boasts that 86 per cent of Canadians have a banking card, and that 96 per cent of them have used an ATM. (Frankly, if you still use an in-branch teller withdrawal slip every time you need cash, I'm not entirely sure how you heard about the Internet.)

But accessibility comes at more than just a $1.50 service cost: ATMs strictly dispense $20 bills, a practice that has profoundly affected the modern cash transaction. No longer does a teller issue us manageable little piles of fives and 10s. I once heard rumour of an ATM that doled out small bills, but I've since become convinced it doesn't exist, except in dreams. Instead, it's all 20s, multiplying out of ATMs like brooms in Fantasia.

"So what's the big problem with 20s?" you ask. "Don't they make you feel like Mr. Moneybags?" Well, sure. But when was the last time you spent a 20 on a $20 item? If banks distribute certain denominations in order to maximize the efficiency of the common transaction, then what kind of spending habits does the ATM assume of us?

The 3 Cs of cash

By "common transaction," I mean the everyday stuff: coffee, candy bars, California rolls. Call me stingy, but rarely does a common transaction require a $20 bill. And anyway, cash is used in fewer and fewer transactions these days, surpassed by direct debit in 2001. For large purchases, as in purchases $20 and over, consumers turn to the plastic. So what business does the too-large $20 bill have in all my common transactions? The penny isn't worth enough to stay on the market, but the 20 is worth way too much.

Holding a $20 bill in your wallet is like holding the Queen of Spades in a game of Hearts: it's a serious liability. All day long, it'll present you with dilemmas. Picture yourself at the corner store: you're about to buy a pack of gum, but all you have are 20s. "Damn!" you think. "I'll have to break a 20. Now I'm going to have a bucket of change, even pennies! How I long for a five!" Or you'll find yourself purchasing frivolous items, like a single condom, simply for the sake of breaking a 20. Either way, the bill brings suffering.

And don't think retailers like it any better. When I worked a cash register, the 20 was the bane of my existence. Never were there enough perfectly spendable fives; the 10 passed through my life like a rare and noble bird; but the 20s kept coming -- one after the other in a green deluge of grotesque hugeness, sending me begging to the bank for small bills. Now, I feel pangs of guilt when I lay a 20 down on some hapless cashier.

I can't get no satisfaction

Nothing is more satisfying than exact change. It's the feeling of absolute completion, like a cigarette after sex, or a joint before your child's piano recital. But the 20 has robbed us of this simple pleasure, entangling us small-spenders in unnecessarily complex transactions. As a result, I value fives and 10s more highly than 20s. Whenever a 10 providentially lands in my wallet, I hold onto it strategically, so that I may deploy it later -- because I know the opportunity may not come again soon.

In a perfect world, fives and 10s would pack my wallet, exact change would reign supreme, and gum-drops would rain from the sky. Sure, a 20 would lurch along every now and then, just in time to buy the odd record or book, but it wouldn't be our central currency. It's just too big-boned to play with all our little items.

So abolish the penny, I agree. But first, we kill all the 20s.

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  • spark.1234

    3 years ago

    Dollar de-valuation

    how about talking about the important things for a change Tyee?

    Quote:
    The penny isn't worth enough to stay on the market

    - brushes the surface. How about describing the corrupt Fiat money system? How about talking about the majority private central bank that happily accepts the $50B profit each year in interest off our $500B deficit?

    How about talking about how the penny was 98% copper in 1982 but is now 94% steel because our currency has been de-valued to such a level that the copper is worth far more than the value of a penny.

    How about talking about the abolition of our currency being backed by a physical substance (gold) in 1933 - replaced with paper money out of thin air? How about talking about how the bank of Canada has sold all of it's gold reserves leaving the dollar to become fully de-valued?

    How about talking about how rampant inflation caused by printing too many dollars is de-valuing the money in everyones pocket? How about talking about infation as the secret income tax that nobody talks about?

    How about talking about the majority of food and oil inflation is coming from dollar de-valuation, not supply and demand?

    How about talking about how in the entirety of history, every country built on a fiat currency system has collapsed do to currency de-valuation?

    Could it be because the Tyee is receiving money from the 'Tides Canada Foundation' http://thetyee.ca/About/Fellowshipfunds/fellowship_application.pdf
    who are funded by such benevolent interests as Rockefeller and Ford foundations? http://www.tidescanada.org/cms/page2656.cfm

    It wouldn't do at all to talk about the big issues that adversely affect the owners of the central bank would it?

    Best keep talking about how using $20 notes is annoying.

  • G West

    3 years ago

    ATMs

    Great points spark.1234.

    As for the ubiquity of ATMs...that's a sad story too. I'll never use one (and I use a computer and have been on the internet since its inception - so long, in fact, that I actually PAID for my first copy of Netscape - I expect I still have the receipt somewhere) or a debit card.

    These items are little more than excess profit centres for banks which are already rolling in unearned revenues. I like to know that my banking business is done by people I know, people whose faces I recognize and who know me when I come into my branch.

    People who need decent paying jobs doing work that is important and hasn't been relegated to electronic management or shipped off to head office.

    We've replaced too many people with pixels already.

    The fact that so many Canadians manage their monetary affairs with so little planning and organization that they have to avail themselves of ATMs to get cash at all hours of the day or nithg (mostly at a charge of more than a dollar) says very little about our competence as a people and our ability to plan and look after ourselves.

    Furthermore, although I think we can get along without pennies (Australia has) I would like to pass a law that forces people to use cash for small purchases in grocery stores.

    I've lost count of the number of times someone with a debit card has held up a cashier (and everone else in the line) in the express line up at my local grocery store.

    Sheesh!

    Your other points, spark, are also well taken.

  • 200_Street

    3 years ago

    Kill the penny - Keep the $20

    Who wants to have a pile of $5 bills in their wallets? That just makes me have to carry around more bills. Bad idea.

    Definitely get rid of the penny! Good idea.

  • spark.1234

    3 years ago

    pennies

    G West, I agree that pennies are annoying and should probably not exist anymore. I usually end up giving the shrapnel in my wallet to a homeless person in a handful when I get fed up lugging it around.

    But as you probably know, a penny is worth about 5% of its value compared to early 1900s. I would love the tyee to discuss the root causes of this devaluation. http://www.bank-banque-canada.ca/en/dollar_book/appendixa.pdf

    Also, the move towards a cashless society (ala Minority Report) should worry everyone who likes to critisize government. The ATM fees that you mention are to become more expensive and more prevalent as the banks push for more people to become dependent on the magic plastic cards. Since the infrastructure isn't in place yet for all retailers to use interac/visa machines, they cannot achieve their goal of a cashless society. But they are taking baby steps there - interesting that gas stations are the first to increase the incentive to use your card. The vast majority of people will choose to insert their card rather than walk over to the counter.

    I don't hold out much hope for a law banning the use of cards for small purchases precisely because they would prefer everyone to use cards all of the time. Couple that with the major intrusion on civil liberties with the new BC drivers license (Real ID in the making) and we're well on our way to Minority Report.

  • southdeltawalker

    3 years ago

    good ol' cash

    I'm getting so tired of people and their cards.
    What is wrong with actually paying cash for something?

    Yesterday i was at IKEA {first time in years}.
    I went to the restaurant for a tea not knowing that they had a $1 breakfast. Yup you guessed it-people were actually paying for the $1 breakfast with their interact cards!

    But i think we need to keep the penny otherwise all the prices will be rounded up-not down.

    As for the $20 bill-let's get rid of these.
    The bank machines could be reprogrammed to dispense smaller bills.

    My change purse has actually ripped from carrying around all those twoonies and loonies from paying for items with $20 bills.

    And hey what's wrong with going in and seeing a teller if you are at a bank/credit union already?
    These are people's jobs and you are giving them business.

    Well I'm off to do a "revolutionary act"-going to the Farmers Market and i will be paying cash.
    Gee I hope they have change for the $20...?

  • no1important

    3 years ago

    I know years back the Royal

    I know years back the Royal bank used to have $5's and $20's but now just 20's.

    We should actually be looking at abolishing money anyway.

    It was is holding society as a whole back and preventing us to reach our full potential as the few with lots of it dictate to the rest of us and that is wrong.

    Money = power, and we need a much better system of wealth distribution in this country.

    if the world got rid of money we would be a much better place.

  • frank2

    3 years ago

    It's a pain waiting for

    It's a pain waiting for tellers. (I know, the Banks want us to use the ATM -- but our government seems unwilling to regulate the issue, and "competition" patently does NOT work to keep fees low.

    Perhaps the "solution" is to encourage ATMs to dispense 50s when withdrawals exceed $100 AND some smaller denominations in any case.

  • Luke Skywalker

    3 years ago

    Cash - What's That???

    It's a debit/credit society and I haven't used cash for years. OK, the occassional loonie/toonie for the parking meter but the rest is all plastic.

    Most people seem to get with the program. :)

  • towelpower

    3 years ago

    Lighten up Tyee freaks

    I don't know how many times I've read a delightful culture piece on the Tyee, only to scroll down to a barrage of cranky comments that completely miss the spirit of the piece and focus on irrelevant details that are petty and stupid.

    This was a great read, thanks Mike.

  • Clifford Sutton

    3 years ago

    currency reform

    I would very much like to see taxes included on all posted prices. Not exactly currency reform, but I think it would change a little the way we use money and useful denominations.

  • Fii

    3 years ago

    Well in that case get rid of

    Well in that case get rid of the 100s and 50s, too. It's ridiculous- all the signs in stores that say "We do not accept 100 dollar bills" (because they may be fake). That is against the law actually, and I have argued with the store clerk over that one. If it's legal tender, they can't refuse it. (Not because I actually am about to use a $100 bill, I just like to argue... usually they just shrug and look at me with a blank stare). When was the last time you tried to buy a coffee with a $50? Pure panic. I was in Toronto last Christmas and handed over a $50 for two coffees at a Starbucks- "We can't break that", I was told. This S-bucks was IN a bank. Well I wasn't about to go and line up to break the $50, and apparently the clerk wasn't either, so he gave me the coffees for free!! Haha... I meant to try that again but haven't yet.

  • snert

    3 years ago

    Time to change banks, Frank.

    Quote:
    It's a pain waiting for tellers. (I know, the Banks want us to use the ATM -- but our government seems unwilling to regulate the issue, and "competition" patently does NOT work to keep fees low.

    Last time I needed a large sum of cash I walked into the local CIBC, wrote a withdrawl slip then waited 30 seconds for a teller. Took longer to fish my drivers licence out of my wallet than it did to get served.

    I do almost all of my banking on line or through ATMs including the one at my branch. It dispenses $20s. I used the teller cause I needed a larger than normal sum of cash otherwise $20s work for me.

    Pennies on the hand can be dispensed with. All my old ones are worth at least 2 cents by now for copper content.

  • spark.1234

    3 years ago

    Fii

    .... Give it a few decades and this same article could be written about 50s and 100s.

    I remember in the 70's, there were articles much the same advocating getting rid of the 1/2 penny in the UK.

    De-value the currency and generally people don't understand what is happening to their own cash.

  • jimmy_laroux

    3 years ago

    That reminds me...

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/110504612.html

    Quote:
    1. Pennies are considered worthless, even by homeless people
    2. Pennies are disgusting
    3. Pennies can’t even mail themselves
    4. Americans are actually giving them to strangers, like some nationwide game of hot potato
    5. Vending machines are even too smart to take them. Their job is to take money, not pennies.

    Down with pennies! (and nickels)

  • RickW

    3 years ago

    no1important

    Quote:
    We should actually be looking at abolishing money anyway.

    Definitely not! Cash is (relatively) traceless, compared to electronic transactions. And the way governments are going nowadays, they love to track everything, in lieu of actually trusting the citizenry. We need at least some semblance of privacy.

    As far as currency is concerned, abolish the penny, the nickel, and the quarter, make the dime the new "penny", and remove one decimal place.

  • billy pilgrim

    3 years ago

    we need pennies

    counting change helps people learn basic math.

    $20.00 might be chicken feed to an ndp mp but it's big money to me.

  • borderlineschizo

    3 years ago

    Best line ever

    "or a joint before your child's piano recital."

    My kid is only three, so no piano recitals yet, but you just cured my fear of how I'll make it through all such events.

    And someone else might have mentioned it, but ATM's - at least ScotiaBank, or maybe it was Royal? hmmmm...can't remember, now where's my lighter... - used to dole out $5 bills. Way back in the 90s.

    BS

  • DSB

    3 years ago

    Ha! Hilarious. Nicely

    Ha! Hilarious. Nicely written.

  • David Beers

    3 years ago

    Administrator

    spark.1234, you've got it wrong

    Hello Tyee commenters and readers.

    I've just returned from a short holiday to find a comment by spark.1234 falsely characterizing the relationship between The Tyee's Fellowship Funds and Tides Canada. The Fellowship Funds are funded by you the readers who have donated money to the project, and not by Tides Canada. Tides Canada merely manages, but does not fund, the account where those donations are kept. The Tyee Fellowship Funds are intended to support journalism that educates the citizenry, and therefore contributors receive a charitable deduction, a process which Tides Canada assures and carries out on our behalf. That's the extent of the relationship.

    Tides Canada plays the same role for many others, and as a result a wide range of interesting and worthwhile projects find philanthropic support. I invite people to make themselves acquainted with Tides Canada's innovative public foundation model by going to their website and reading up.

    Thanks.

  • Dave2

    3 years ago

    RBC dropping the 5s

    The reason given by the RBC was that the stacks of 5s had become too full of torn bills to be reliable. Years ago (pre 94) I once paid for car insruance with a stack of 5 dollar bills, as the bank machine next to the Autoplan agent was out of 5s.

    Apparently some banks do dispense 50s at some of their machines... I wish the Royal would adopt that; I find that 20s are no longer large enough, I'd rather withdraw 4 50s than 10 20s.... and I think you'll find that most business that shun the larger bills only shun the "Bird Issue" notes.

  • spark.1234

    3 years ago

    David

    So the Tides Canada foundation didn't match the $15,000 donated by readers like the Tyee article said?

    http://thetyee.ca/Views/2006/02/19/FellowshipsLaunched/

  • Trent

    3 years ago

    Painless payment

    Axe the conspiracy theorist Tyee commenters!

    I don't care how I pay, as long as it's the most efficient means that will drop the price of the product in the long run.

    Cash
    The most inefficient payment form. It must be counted by hand after close of business each day. It must be counted by hand on deposit to the bank. The mechanincal dispensing of cash at ATMs is absurdly costly. The price of products factors in the costs associated with those activities. Wonder why buying stuff online is cheaper? No cash is part of the reason!

    Also, it's great for money-laundering and terrorism. A certain biker-gang owned a local independant grocery store in my area. They brought in huge amounts of cash for deposit. Hmm...why were bikers running a grocery store?

    Debit
    This form of electronic payment is much more efficient. Unfortunately the fraud risk is ridiculous right now. Around 0.5% of debit cards are used yearly at merchants that are under investigation for fraud (usually no fault of the merchant). Banks get a list of these cards from the police and proactively respond by cancelling the cards and issuing new ones even though no fraud may have taken place on the accounts. This is a major cost to the banks and that cost is passed on to us in some way.

    Credit Card
    This is my preferred method of payment right now. The merchant absorbs all the risk of a fraudulent transaction. My purchases get an extended warranty. I pay my balance monthly to pay no interest charges. The credit card company doesn't mind because they make their fees from the merchant. Unfortunately, the fraud potential is substantial and this adds to the underlying costs. On the positive side, credit cards have been around a long time and the fraud detection practices are fairly robust.

    Chip Card - aka Smart Card
    This is the way of the future and it's coming to Canada. It's a debit card with a chip in it instead of the simple strip. They can't be easily counterfeited by the crime syndicates. Or rather, the costs of duplication will be cost prohibitive to make fraud unprofitable.

  • G West

    3 years ago

    Effiiciency?

    I don't think so.

    Profitable for the banks - and that's about it.

    Employing a few more people to count the damn stuff is a good thing - not a bad thing.

    Customer service is already non-existent in most shops. Bring back more actual people, please.

    Debit cards - not nearly as fast and efficient as cash - and every transaction costs the merchant a commission - just like credit cards.

    Cash - most stores I go to will give me between 2 and 5 % if I pay cash - which I'm glad to do and my bank tellers are happy to dispense in any denomination and quantity I need.

    Like all market based systems these bank bandwagon things help no one but the banks.

    The only conspiracy is the one that would have free people believe otherwise.

    In my view.

    And what's with all the personal attacks on Tyee posters - I thought that was verbotten under the current rules?

  • spark.1234

    3 years ago

    Quote:Chip Card - aka Smart

    Quote:
    Chip Card - aka Smart Card
    This is the way of the future and it's coming to Canada. It's a debit card with a chip in it instead of the simple strip. They can't be easily counterfeited by the crime syndicates. Or rather, the costs of duplication will be cost prohibitive to make fraud unprofitable.

    haha, good one.

  • David Beers

    3 years ago

    Administrator

    spark.1234 -- again, you are wrong

    Re:

    So the Tides Canada foundation didn't match the $15,000 donated by readers like the Tyee article said?

    http://thetyee.ca/Views/2006/02/19/FellowshipsLaunched/

    My article actually said:

    "Thanks to the Endswell Fund at Tides Canada Foundation who generously matched the first $15,000 contributed."

    Which is accurate. Endswell is not Tides Canada, but a private philanthropy whose funds are held and managed by Tides Canada, in the same manner that The Tyee Fellowship Funds are.

  • spark.1234

    3 years ago

    Quote:The Fellowship Funds

    Quote:
    The Fellowship Funds are funded by you the readers who have donated money to the project, and not by Tides Canada.

    Quote:
    Thanks to the Endswell Fund at Tides Canada Foundation who generously matched the first $15,000 contributed

    Quote:
    You are likely to receive your Grant Agreement and cheque from "the Endswell Fund of Tides Canada Foundation".

    I would argue that to say the funds did not come from Tides Canada Foundation is misleading. My exact quote was:

    Quote:
    could it be because the Tyee is receiving money from the 'Tides Canada Foundation

    Anyway, as a citizen, I am just holding my public media's feet to the fire as it is my duty to do. If media sways towards non-indepence as it has done so many times in the past, we end up with corporate controlled puppets that spout the establishment view and therefore become a hinderance rather than a help to the public good.

    I question the motives of any foundation, funded partially by the Rockefellers, who have funded both sides of so many wars and are majority shareholders of the private Federal Reserve central bank in the US together with interests in the Canadian central bank. The Federal Reserve has played a pivotal role in the de-valuation of the dollar, and hence the cent, which makes my comment on this article more than slightly relevant.

  • rangergord

    3 years ago

    Axe the penny or restore its value

    Humorous article to be sure. Amazing how many people here have no conception of economics and monetary finance. Thanks to Spark for raising the proper question as to why the criminal central bank of Canada is not called to account for devaluing our currency through inflation. The US Fed bears the largest responsibility for destroying the value of money and creating massive debts that can never be repaid. The bank of Canada (not part of our government) and all the other central banks of the world are accomplices to the crime. We are about to enter a period of inflation far beyond that of the 70's, possible approaching hyperinflation. It is very likely that the US dollar will be completely destroyed followed by all the other currencies backed up by nothing other than thin air and psychology. Since 1969-1973 when the gold and silver standards were abandoned as antiquated the value of money has plummeted. The gold standard is not the only way to create sound currency but when faith in manmade institutions is destroyed it is the only thing left that will restore it. Invest accordingly and by the way I am keeping all the pennies I get. Chances are they will be worth more than they are now someday.

  • ME2

    3 years ago

    Spark.1234

    Good points. If such ties are relevant to neocon funding, they're relevant to Lefties too.

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