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Sorry Obama, Blame Canada
Did we sandbag a US candidate? A novel idea!
Fell right into our little trap, eh?
Sydelle Kramer
The Rabiner Agency
New York
March 5, 2008
Dear Sydelle,
You have been after me for a new book proposal and I believe the news cycle has provided me the start of one. Sure, I'm a professor of history by trade. Stick to the facts and all that. But I'd like to make some money, too. So I am keen to explore fictionalized history in the making -- extrapolating what we can imagine from what we can know for certain and just running with it.
How about this un-provable but plausible fiction?
After Super-Tuesday on Feb. 4, the Republican Pooh-Bahs went into something approaching panic mode about the possibility of facing Barack Obama in the general election. His youth, anti-war credentials and movement evoking charisma would match up all too well against Old John McCain, and so they huddled to find a path to discredit Obama to the advantage of Hillary Clinton, an unlikable and soiled candidate they thought they could beat in November.
After discussion with the White House and the McCain campaign team, Marl Bone, the éminence grise of the Republican Dirty Tricks Brigade calls Bean Yoodle, chief-of-tricks in the prime minister's office, knowing that he and his boss are dependable conservatives, Canadian Republicans.
"Bean, we need a bit of a hand," Marl says. "It looks like Obama might sweep the primaries, and he would be a tough nut to crack in November. Looking down the line, the Clintons are right that Texas and especially Ohio are the places for her to make a comeback. She can win big in Ohio with a little help.
"Look, Ohio is the rustiest of the rust belt, a state filled with undereducated and unemployed factory workers who form the base of the Democratic Party. Reagan took them on patriotism and Bush took them on burning flags, gay marriage and all that crap, so McCain might get them that way too. But for now, they are frightened about their jobs and futures and Hillary can appeal to them. When she talks at them she tries to sound blue collar by droppin' her "gs" for Crissake, and they are dumb enough to like it!
"What is going to happen is that Clinton, and in response, Obama too, are bound to demagogue the NAFTA issue. It is phony as hell. Hillary was there at the creation with ol' Bill, and Obama could care less. But they will go for the votes, even they know that the treaty will not be reopened because it is not a high priority and nobody would want a bruising fight over a losing side issue."
Bean replied, "We sure in hell don't want that treaty re-opened up here either -- that would give life to our half dead opposition, and any renewed trade blockages would hurt our economy especially when you dolts are tail-spinning into a recession. McCain would be far better than Obama for our national interests, so this is a patriotic consideration. Tell me, Marl, how can we help?"
"What I suggest, Bean old boy," Marl replied, not entirely liking being called a dolt but wanting something from his strange Canadian bedfellow, "is that you have someone in the Canadian New York consulate call in that Harvard professor what's his name, you know, Obama's economic advisor, for a nice little chat. He can play on the professor's vanity, wheedling from him that anti-NAFTA is just election talk and not proposed policy. Of course we could do the same for a Clinton advisor, but they would smell the rat and the less experienced Obama team will not. She is just as insincere as he is on the issue, but we want her to win the nomination," Marl snickered. "You will know what to do with information, Bean old boy."
"You bet, Marl," Bean answered, rubbing his hands together in mischievous glee. "Our reporters are just as happy to leak Big Stuff as yours. Let me run this by the PM and get back to you.
"I also see the beauty of this when Hillary gets hold of this news," Bean continued, sussing out Marl's thinking. "She can say that Obama is just another lying politician after all and that she really means it about NAFTA. She doesn't of course, but she can appear to be on the high road after he falls into the trap.
"And Obama may well try to cover up, so a verbal leak can be followed by a memo that will apologize for interfering with an American election while affirming the conversation. Mud, mud, glorious mud!
"And if she can puncture his balloon, maybe she can go on to win the nomination and lose the election after all. Hey let's plant that cat among the canaries."
So Sydelle, what do you think of that scenario for the opening of a novel? Of course Hillary would probably have taken Ohio anyway, but this increased her lead and made her viable for the next rounds. She used other dirty tricks in Texas -- especially the phone call at 3 a.m.
So the Clinton campaign and Republican operatives are in bed together for the purposes of defeating Obama.
I will construct a cozy chat (they sleep together at least once a month), when Bill and Hillary talk about their sometimes friend and temporary ally Marl Bone, and plot their next tricks for Pennsylvania in April. And they will agree that Barack simply will not be up to quick refutation of the Canadian conversation. They will call it Swift-Boating the Change Man.
Is this a short story or the beginning of a novel, Sydelle? I have always wanted to publish a story in the New Yorker, so maybe we should go for that; however the fiction might work itself out as a full-monty novel.
I'll get back to you with a proposal for chapter 2 in a couple of weeks, OK?
Yours in Cynical Realism,
Michael
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Our man in Austin gauges mood for Clinton and Obama. - It's President Obama
Why, barring scandal, he's in the White House. - Hillary, Obama Go at It!
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rockyvoids
4 years ago
A new twist
Why not a new twist to The Manchurian Candidate? Get a skybourne assassin, captured and housed at the "Hanoi Hilton."
And brainwash him. After he's freed, finance him into politics as a war hero.
Get him into the White House. Then manipulate him using the installed code words into nasty mischief.
Nothing really new here seeing as how the braindead present CoC has been manipulated by his handlers.
Its strange Ludlum hasn't used this scenario for a novel.
Somebody will.
'A politician will do anything to keep his job--even become a patriot>"
William Randolf Hearst
Van Isle
4 years ago
Hey, remember a number of
Hey, remember a number of years ago when Hillary blamed Canada for allowing terrorists into the USA. When she was taken to task for that she didn't back down one bit, but couldn't answer where she got her info from or even prove it but the interviewer had her squirming in her chair. Just another lying politian.
southdeltawalker
4 years ago
"Blame Canada...."
Wasn't that a song from Southpark that was really popular "down there" a few years ago?
Anyways as for this whole "tempest in a teapot" it gave the two contenders a chance to really be nasty. Loved it!
Hilary was talking about a "foreign government" {us} in the same tone that would be used for Iran or God help us- Venezuela.
Obama was responding to Hilary but still trying {and failing} to retain his good guy image. Ha Ha.
It maybe Hilary's fate to be done in by a smooth talking guy again!
It's enough to make the "poor girl" a miltant feminist but i digress.
NAFTA is a terrible deal. It has devastated the Mexican economy and is a vehicle for Canada to "integrate" with the U S.
The U. S. is in a major reccession and it will only get worse. Do we really want to continue to be tied to them?
G West
4 years ago
Let's do it
Absolutely - renegotiate NAFTA any time - I'd like a chance to get all those terms that leave all the big decisions in the hands of US lobby groups anyway.
And safeguard our energy, our water, our health care system and a dozen other things including our jobs and our resources before it's too late.
If Obama wants to re-open Nafta I'm all for it...
James Burns
4 years ago
Mix up?
Apparently there was a mix up somewhere as to which Democrat's campaign pooh-poohed the threats to NAFTA. According to the latest from the Globe and Mail Ian Brodie, Harper's chief of staff was the initial source of the leak, and it was Clinton's campaign, not Obama's that said not to worry.
Full text:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080306.wleakupdate0306/BNStory/National/home
It gets curiouser and curiouser. It'll be interesting to see what the US press does with this, not to mention the Obama campaign. It would appear the Clinton campaign is up to some exceptionally dirty tactics. I just wonder how Clinton making the leak became Obama.
G West
4 years ago
Yep!
I saw that too James...and it fits more or less precisely with the tack Billary has been making on Obama during the last week to ten days.
I don't know how a 'clinton' comment ended up being a smear of Barack either...but I don't think we should eliminate the idea that Brodie and Harper played a role in that too.
Lefty
4 years ago
PARLIAMENTARIANS FROM THE THREE NAFTA COUNTRIES ANNOUNCE TASK FO
WASHINGTON, DC – Following a conference held on March 5th at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, which took a critical look at how NAFTA has impacted the North American region, legislators from Canada, the U.S. and Mexico agreed today to launch a Task Force to push for renegotiating the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA).
The Task Force on Renegotiating NAFTA, will be chaired by NDP Trade Critic, Peter Julian (Burnaby-New Westminster), U.S. Congresswoman Marcy Kaptur (D-Ohio), the Honourable Yeidckol Polevnsky (Senator for Mexico State and Vice-president of the Mexican Senate), and the Honourable Victor Quintana (Deputy of the State of Chihuahua, Mexico), with support from their respective political parties. Members of the Task Force undertake to promote within their respective legislatures the renegotiation of NAFTA.
The objectives of the Task Force include transforming and rebuilding NAFTA in order to achieve a fair trade policy. This fair trade model is designed to safeguard the sovereignty of the three countries, and includes enforceable measures for the protection of workers and the environment, and allows for all three governments to regulate in the public interest.
“In the United States, Mexico and Canada, income inequality has grown dramatically in the almost fifteen years since the free trade agenda took effect. In Canada, families are worse off today than they were when the first agreement was implemented in 1989,” said Julian. “More and more Canadians work harder without being able to keep up. Over 291,000 manufacturing jobs have been lost in Canada since 2002 with increasing hardships in softwood lumber communities and elsewhere in Canada.”
“NAFTA has sucked good American jobs away, destroyed the Mexican countryside, deepened our immigration crisis, wiped out the Mexican and middle and small business classes, not brought about promised investments in infrastructure, and hammered communities across the continent. It’s time for Mexico, Canada, and the United States to work together to change this flawed trade model”, said Kaptur.
“It is indispensable that legislators from all three North American partner countries work together to design an alternative project that takes into account each nation’s sovereignty, environmental protection, economic competitiveness, migration, and labor rights,” said Polevnsky. “We must work hand in hand with civic organizations to launch a progressive program that considers the well-being of human beings as the raison d’être of public policy. The Mexican Senate is looking forward to host this Trinational Task Force in the near future”, she said.
“I am pleased that our three nations are working together to build better trading partnerships that support the principles of social justice, environmental sustainability, and human rights”, stated NDP Leader, Jack Layton.
Lefty
4 years ago
Oops here is the last part
Members of the Task Force are scheduled to meet in the spring 2008, at a location to be announced soon.
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For more information, please contact:
Office of Peter Julian at 613.992.4214
lynn
4 years ago
Busy bunnies
Enjoyed reading your comment, south deltawalker. I'm with you on the sheer entertainment value of this farce.
The delicious irony of a foreign government daring to interfere with american politics. Now that's funny.
That the rogue foreign government appears to be the dear old Canadian government.
That the dear old Canadian government ain't really Canadian at all, not in it's heart, ....and not much for governing either....and it ain't old (but as it constantly insists) it's "new"..... as in new "Canadian Republicans". ( Mr. Fellman's novel suggestion.)
That the two Democrats involved ain't real democrats but dependable conservatives as well.
That this is mostly about the endless tinkering of invisible governments that are breeding like bunnies round the world... a Brigade of Corporate Plumbers that fix things....
...and that nothing anymore in this world is as it seems. Not even close.
LOL
Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
sdgreen
4 years ago
Who Cares !
Most Americans really do not know that Canada exists, besides who wants Obama anyway.
Canis Latrans
4 years ago
Blame game...
Blame "Canada" for zealously kissing US ass. Blame "Harper" for outing "Obama" in order to aid his US Neacon allies in the McCain camp, and failing them, aid second choice Clinton. The Clinton's, in fact, have long played a duplicitous game, if cannier even than Bushtit.
southdeltawalker
4 years ago
"Blame Canada" - the song
here it is sung by Robin Williams.
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/robin-williams-blame-canada/2321497505
Hilary's new theme song....
Thanks Lynn, great quote.
dorothy
4 years ago
Enough commiseration
People who say one thing and do another, and say they won't do what they said they would, but keep quiet about it, etc., etc., deserve everything they get.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave...
Fiat lux
4 years ago
The funny thing about this
The funny thing about this whole racket is that people who think Hillary may win the nomination are called "racists", those who say Obama will, are "sexists".
In any case, the outcome of the Presidential elections will be decided by the makers of the wonderful, computerized, voting machines.....
....that will come to Canada if Harper ever gets a majority.
Good to see that Layton discovered the NAFTA! It took a few years, but never to late? Or is it? The "powers" that control our governments and economy, will never permit any meaningful changes.
Now the UN has also discovered the daily raising food prices on account of the growing food shortages.
Millions of farmers have been kicked of their lands with government collusion for decades and replaced with agribiz monoculture as "more efficient", and even now, producers are getting destroyed by the middlemen in control of the economy and food supplies, while prices are bumped up in the stores, yet governments are ignoring
this crime wave.
Our ranchers are getting half the price for their calves they were getting 10 years ago, hundreds will be forced off their lands this year alone and the politicians don't give a damn.
It is all the workings of the "wealth creating globally competitive marketplace" .
Ed Deak.
ME2
4 years ago
Just wondering, that's all.
Isn't it interesting how the MSM, thinking Billary a shoo-in, looked for entertainmnt value by playing up Obama as a serious dark horse threat?
But by the time the Ohio-Texas Primaries rolled around, he was far more than just a threat, indeed, a possible winner in Billary territory, no less.
So in the week before them, the MSM declares Billary the inevitable winner, and starts playing HER up.
And though Obama actually won the majority of Texas votes and delegates, the MSM sticks by, or at least ignores, their error in quickly declaring her the winner.
And now new polls come out, indicating that Obama has lost his lead, and may even be "slipping behind"
Golly gee whiz, could it actually be that "the fix is in"?
G West
4 years ago
I dunno if it's just a press 'game' ME2
Because when it comes to dishing dirt, no one- even among Republicans - can do it any better than the Clintons.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/08/opinion/08herbert.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
I think Samantha Power had it just about right...Hillary is a 'monster'.
RickW
4 years ago
Interesting "twist" on things:
Questions arose as to whether John McCain, born in the Panama Canal Zone in 1936, was a "natural-born citizen"
http://harpers.org/archive/2008/03/WeeklyReview2008-03-04
ME2
4 years ago
GWest
In my post above, I repeated another Tyee poster's assertions that Obama had won in both vote and delegate numbers in the Texas primary, and that the MSM has in essence "lied" abut this.
I note,however, that the NY Times story you offered above asserts that Obama lost in Texas.
Who's right?
James Burns
4 years ago
So far Obama in Texas seems
So far Obama in Texas seems to have probably won the delegate count, and lost the overall popular vote by a slim margin. In real terms Obama has won Texas.
With most of the returns in Saturday, Obama appears to have also won Wyoming by 20 points or more. Although Wyoming doesn't have a large population, nor many delegates. However, the Clintons did campaign heavily in Wyoming and seem to have only lost ground there. Mississippi is on Tuesday, and Obama is likely to win there handily too.
I suspect the Clintons will drag this out to the convention. If Obama can maintain the high road, while pointing out Clinton's dirty tactics and lumping her and McCain together, he can present himself as a credible alternative, while showing that Clinton is just McCain in a skirt.
G West
4 years ago
Texas results
Here's the most complete result I have available ME2:
http://politics.nytimes.com/election-guide/2008/results/states/TX.html
By the looks of it, Clinton garnered 4 more delegates from the primary and Obama won the caucus about 56%/ 43% - however, as you can see, the result there is only 41% complete.
I believe James is probably right since the number of delegates available for Obama from the caucus will likely cancel out Clinton's small lead.
Mathematically, it looks as if Hillary probably got a few more points in popular vote...but, even that's not a sure thing on the numbers shown above.
In any case, calling it a 'victory' for either candidate looks a bit doubtful - and certainly, from a delegate point of view, it can't be said to be a BIG win for Clinton - which is the spin the press is trying to sell.
I'm beginning to wonder about the media though - when a drelb like Glenn Beck on CNN can ask a right wing bible thumper if Obama could be the 'anti-Christ' we are truly in strange times.
I wonder if some of this isn't just a desire in the media for this process to be even more drawn-out and extended in order to stimulate viewership.
G West
4 years ago
Here's a better record
And it shows, delegate-wise, that Obama WON Texas:
http://politics.nytimes.com/election-guide/2008/results/votes/index.html
103 to 95...
So, I'd have to say, with you ME2, that the media is into some heavy dis-information - if not outright lying and obfuscation.
Des
4 years ago
Who said what?
G West - it isn't only the media which are guilty of lying for fun and profit about the American election.
A good case of obfuscation can be made out for Harper and Co. over the NAFTA incident. As follows:-
Ian Brodie was attending the reporter lock-up before the release of the budget in the House of Commons. It was noted that this was unusual behaviour on his part.
A number of CTV reporters were talking together about anything but the budget, a total bore, while others watched TV, played games, etc. Brodie just mentioned to the CTV guys that Clinton's people had called the Canadian government with reassurance that remarks during the Ohio debate about re-negotiating NAFTA were not meant seriously, just repartee for the sake of political advantage.
Naturally, Brodie would expect reporters to immediately run with the tidbit he had dropped in front of them. The reporters, however, investigated the story, and then published the real version, which was that Obama had retracted his comments, first about abrogating the treaty, then about re-negotiating it, to co-incide with Clinton's view.
And why, you ask, would Brodie and the Cons want to step on Clinton deliberately? Well, certain polls show that while Hillary would easily beat McCain for President, McCain would just as easily crush Obama. It becomes obvious that Harper and Brodie would not avoid the chance to help Obama get ahead of Hillary, anticipating that McCain the Republican would in turn win out in the November race for President.
Harper, you might think, is much too simple minded for such skulduggery, but I've read Ian Brodie's former column in the newspaper when he was at the U. of Western Ontario, and that's the way his mind works.
G West
4 years ago
Well Des - I read Brodie too, but....
It certainly wouldn't surprise me that Harper and Brodie might have had an agenda; I suspect it's much more likely they're NOT that devious and not that clever.
I think Brodie was after Clinton - not Obama - because that's the story he had, period. That the CTV guys fleshed it out is to their credit (if it's true and frankly I've doubted the story all along). In fact, Harper and his gang are so insulated from reality that I doubt they even consult the diplomatic corps as a matter of course….they might actually learn something if they did.
I'm also very chary about accepting the thesis that McCain trumps Obama. I think it's the other way around and Harper would much prefer to see Clinton run against McCain.
The polls I've seen indicate a Clinton candidacy would resurrect the moral majority for the GOP (you know the old red state/blue state thing) and give the Republicans the slim chance of holding the White House for another 4 years.
As for the media in the states - they're mostly in the business of selling soap. The longer they can attenuate the contest between Hill and Barack the more attention they get and the more soap they sell.
Obama will be almost unbeatable after he takes Mississippi today - the difference between the delegate count won't be made up - even if Hill gets her likely 54 – 56 % in Pennsylvania.
But of course, I could be wrong.
In the end, I think the Americans and the world are much better off with the 'chance' of change than the certainty of sticking with an aged baby boomer or a man who's old enough to be Barack's grandfather.
Time for some new blood. And time to re-negotiate Nafta – I think Obama should have simply bitten the bullet and admitted it’s a priority – because it should be.
G West
4 years ago
And this, by Orlando Patterson
And this, by Orlando Patterson, kind of sums up what I think Hillary's campaign is up to.
The Red Phone in Black and White
By ORLANDO PATTERSON
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/11/opinion/11patterson.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
There was something very disturbing about that ad which I couldn't quite put my finger on...I think Patterson's done it very nicely.
Hillary is, as Samantha Power said to the Scotsman, a monster.
PacificGatePost
4 years ago
CANADA is the LEAST OF U.S.'s Trading Problems
While there is some balance between the Canadian and American societies, there is little balance between the U.S. and Mexico and even less with China.
http://pacificgatepost.blogspot.com/2008/02/americas-china-quandary.html
The candidates may be missing the bigger point or just don't understand it fully.
incredulous
4 years ago
Blame the bureaucrat
So, speaking as a former Canadian foreign service officer who was posted in the USA in a consulate, I wrote the odd internal missive about congressional to's-and-fro's, eg. who hated who on the Hill, who was facing a tough re-election in their district, emerging economic sentiments that threatened Canadian interests. You know, the usual non-Ludlum stuff.
So I pity the poor Joseph De Mora - the junior functionary likely on his first posting after joining the foreign service - who penned the leaked internal tel(they still called them tels - after telexes). He did what every good foreign service officer worth his salt does - he editorialized and added colour and positioning. It's not like he and the Consul General George Rioux were high-fiving each other after the meeting gleeful in a holding secret that could determine the course of the US elections. Rather, they were interpreting the comments of an advisor who was channeling Obama.
As far as diplomatic messages go - this was standard stuff. I read the note on Slate - it was strictly normal stuff. Of course, it was probably sent as a PROTECTED note - or maybe it wasn't. The key was whether the note was sent PROTECTED or non-confidential. If non-confidential, then it would have been subject to any old access to information request. Of course, in the wrong hands and in the wrong context, it was dynamite.
Now this poor guy has a sh-t-stain on his career and will be forever known as the NAFTA-gate guy, even though he did nothing wrong and was just doing his job. You can be sure that Ian Brodie ain't going to lose his job and all the mucky-mucks will come-out clean. Sh-t rolls downhill.
If I were De Mora, I'd quit the foreign service, join a Republican thinktank and hit the talkshow and lecture circuit hard, 'cause he ain't going to be promoted anytime soon. . .so pity the bureaucrat.