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Chop! Chop!

CTV's helicopter auto-rotates the news.

By Steve Burgess, 29 Mar 2006, TheTyee.ca

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According to an old aphorism, a gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipes and doesn't. This week, local CTV viewers must wonder if there's a helicopter equivalent.

Tuesday evening, the CTV Evening News was interrupted early on by a breaking news story from reporter David Kincaid in the station's cherished aircraft, Chopper Nine. A young man in Deep Cove had been hiking on a hilltop with his faithful dog when he had somehow become trapped on a slope near the summit. A rescue team was on the scene and so was Chopper Nine, beaming back live pictures. The regular newscast went out the window as we watched the drama unfold. Kincaid himself summed it up pretty well. "When you're watching professionals in action," he said at one point, "you wonder why things don't happen more quickly."

Yup, the wheels of rescue grind slowly. The danger did not appear too great-the boy's hillside position, while unfortunate, was hardly desperate. As the minutes passed, there was plenty of time to wonder about the decidedly mixed blessing of live, breaking TV news.

'We're over Carole Taylor now'

Or perhaps to call 911. About halfway through the thrilling human drama, Bill Good reported that 911 operators were being flooded with calls about the boy on the slope. Lacking transcripts, we can only speculate about the nature of the calls: "Operator! There's a boy trapped on a hill!"

"Where, sir?"

"Right there on the TV!"

"Yes, sir. Are you the man who called last night to report Jack Bauer was being menaced by terrorists?"

Good advised viewers not to call. It was also necessary to inform many callers to the station that, thanks to the magic of zoom, Chopper Nine was, in fact, a long way from the scene and not hovering just over the boy's head, loosening his courageous little grip with the wind from its powerful rotors. The most interesting thing about the whole report may have been the window it provided into the mind of its audience.

For CTV, Chopper Nine represents a tremendous investment in the ratings battle against local giant Global. The helicopter helps give CTV News an identity, a clear point of difference. It's a great symbol. Sometimes, it's even a great tool. When a runaway ferry crashes into a Horseshoe Bay marina or a garbage truck smashes into a pedestrian overpass, a helicopter is just what you want to have handy.

So what do you do the rest of the time? Long aerial shots of Carole Taylor delivering the budget? Another old aphorism says that when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Them that have choppers generally want to use choppers. LA stations created an entire genre, the freeway car chase video, just by putting birds in the air all day. At least those clips are exciting.

Having a chopper airborne means that you scoop the opposition on developing news stories. The problem is, news stories are like acorns. Plenty of them litter the ground, but few grow into oaks. Reporters generally have the advantage of waiting till after the story develops-or doesn't-before deciding whether to write the story. Real-time "breaking news" is sadly different.

Dogging the story

Jon Stewart's Daily Show recently mocked recent "breaking news" coverage from Fox News and CNN. They excerpted Fox live news coverage of a suspicious package at the White House and CNN's coverage of a suspected gunman on the loose. Long shots of nothing, endless on-air speculation, all leading up to the inevitable revelation that there had been no bomb/gunman/news story, after all. And you saw it here first.

Tuesday evening on CTV, Kincaid and the news anchors spent a fair amount of time speculating about what we were seeing-who was the other guy standing around, what was causing the delay, what plan would be employed, etc. They say journalism is all about "who, what, when, where, why." Usually though, the idea is to answer the questions.

If you didn't see it, I'll save you the suspense: the little boy and his dog were hauled a few feet to safety. It happened at about 6:53 PM, live on CTV. Just time for a quick weather report, and then sign-off. I guess the rest of the day's news, like the Israeli election and stuff, wasn't that important.

Next day, I picked up the papers, fully expecting banner headlines on the boy-and-his-dog story. But no. Go figure-I guess it's because newspapers don't have helicopters.

Steve Burgess is culture critic at large for The Tyee.  [Tyee]

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  • G West

    6 years ago

    Comments on "Chop! Chop!"

    Last night I nappened to flip from CBC to CTV and from coverage of the Israeli election to a copter view of a brightly lit Deep Cove slope and Bill Good's breathless voice.

    Didn't stay long though. This isn't 'breaking news' it's 'Broken News'.

  • G West

    6 years ago

    should be 'happened' obviously, above - had I stayed with CTV long though, I think I would have been tempted to take a nap.

  • SharingIsGood

    6 years ago

    If only that CTV chopper camera could have caught Carole James coming out of a shoe store with her new budget shoes. Carole James, sporting her new shoes, budget in hand, did not know what those shoes cost. Whether they were purchased with her own money or (more likely) taxpayer money doesn't matter, much. Here is a person running the BC economy and she claims not to know the cost of her brand new shoes. Shouldn't her memory be better than that? I would hope that she is more careful with our billions than she is with the dollars spent by her personally. And if she did know the cost of the shoes, why would she lie? Could it be that the price of the shoes would surpass what an HEU worker might expect to be able to spend on food for a month?

  • SharingIsGood

    6 years ago

    I saw the boy on the hill also and I, too, quickly changed the channel in disgust. Though he seemed to have some fear of heights, the boy looked physically safe. Now he has been further traumatized for having had his personal misfortune made to be everybody's business. Perhaps they can do a piece on the lasting effects of newspeople prying into people's personal problems.

  • Alcibiades

    6 years ago

    SharingIsGood

    Ummm! Carole "James", sharingisgood? Think you mean Carole Taylor.
    Hey, no worries, the sentiment is right even if you got the names wrong.

  • freebear

    6 years ago

    Some flash but all gimmick!

    Like CTV News Net showing ticker news stories at the bottom of the t.v. screen, but never actually reporting on them

    like junk food; JUNK NEWS!

  • Colin

    6 years ago

    Well running a chopper will cost you about $2,000 per hour, so you can’t blame for trying to maximise it’s use. I sure it’s causing some accountant in their office to have a heart attack every month. The stabilized camera does give them some excellent footage.

  • SharingIsGood

    6 years ago

    Alcibiades, Whoops!

    Thank you, I guess it is time for me to visit a neurologist about what is happening with my memory: now if only I could use that chopper to find one.

  • Stump

    6 years ago

    Colin:

    Yeah, that camera is quite something.

    They probably got great ratings last night.

    Television is about style, not substance.

    Sad, but true.

  • willy

    6 years ago

    Hey the video made CNN, CTV has arrived!

  • haraldkann

    6 years ago

    good stuff, steve...i remember the first time i heard that hammer quip.it was my son's second birthday and gramps on mommy's side was a carpenter,he got junior one of those carpenter belts complete with tools.that hammer was his favourite toy for the next six months.

    and it is true that when you have something nifty,like a chopper,you are going to use it.as colin pointed out,it aint cheap,but that camera is one hell of a tool/toy and i wouldn't think twice about using it...for anything...is that really,a guy thing ? from chopper nine,this is,haraldkann,the corn in chilliwack...is growing !

  • grw

    6 years ago

    These copter stories have about as much relevance as a typical Steve Burgess-written piece.

  • Steve Burgess

    6 years ago

    So--based on your presence here grw, I'm guessing you watched that copter report all the way through.

  • Stump

    6 years ago

    I don't think the boy was tramatized in the least. He's now a minor celebrity. Woohoo! Already there's talk shows looking to buy the footage and get him on to talk about the experience. If he agrees to it, that pretty much suggests he'll be just fine.

    (I hope my fifteen minutes of fame are for something remotely heroic or at least altruistic. OK, I'd settle for anything that doesn't have my friends laughing at me in minute sixteen)

  • Stump

    6 years ago

    "Perhaps they can do a piece on the lasting effects of newspeople prying into people's personal problems."

    Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people would watch that.

    People love other people's personal problems. Even made-up people like Romeo and Juliet.

  • Elliot

    6 years ago

    the only 6 o'clock news even worth considering is the cbc's. the rest are absolutely brutal and have been so for many many years. pedestrian, trivial, sensational, idiotic. that's why so many british columbians watch.

  • loblollyboy

    6 years ago

    Here's a shiversome thought: the picture of the world and reality of many folks is made up of what they 'learn' from watching corporate 'news' broadcast and print media. Kinda like reading People magazine to learn about philosophy.

  • aalborg

    6 years ago

    Great story Steve. I only watch CBC news. Can't stand the talking heads and phony looks of horror, sympathy, happy from the other networks. I've yet to figure out why nutrition advice, child care and travel destinations are news stories.

    Steve...are you ever going to go back to CBC and do The End? I miss that show.

  • kurt

    6 years ago

    Hey, what's the problem with bagpipes?!! I could understand if you were talking about accordions...

  • bontano

    6 years ago

    So what do you do the rest of the time? Hover over the West End so that you can tell rush-hour listeners that the Stanley Park causeway has a lot of traffic. Stop the presses! The same information could be obtained using web cams, without the constant contribution of burning avaiation fuel and rotor noise that drowns out the music on my stereo when the windows are open. At one time it was illegal to buzz residential areas in aircraft. Now, it seems, it's encouraged. What's good for business is good for all!

    I guess that wasn't the gist of the article, but I enjoyed the rant. Thanks!

  • Andrew

    6 years ago

    This "copter footage makes news more important" phenomenon is an extension of the "any dramatic footage makes news more important" phenomenon, which is made worse when you can more easily get footage from another part of the world than from your own. As in, when a snowstorm ploughs up the eastern seabord, hitting New Brunswick hardest, and we get to see the footage from New York or Massachusetts, where cheaper/more dramatic images make the effects of the storm more important to report to Canadians than the effects in New Brunswick...

  • Steve Burgess

    6 years ago

    Kurt, I have no personal problem with bagpipes. Love them in fact. It's the damned aphorism that is at fault.

    Aalborg, glad you enjoyed @the end. It was fun to do. Gone, alas, and no plans to revive it. Send donations to The Tyee.

    Andrew, your point is underscored by the fact that CNN ran footage of this incident, so that Americans could be kept up to date on the important kid-on-a-Canadian-hill news they need. And now Ellen Degeneres is asking the kid to come on her show. Which I suppose vindicates the decision of CTV News to air it--ratings-wise anyway. News-wise, it is to weep.

  • peefer

    6 years ago

    News? That bilge on the commercial networks isn't what I consider News. Even the talking heads on these programs no longer consider themselves even the least kind of journalist. Have you noticed how they refer to their programs now as "shows" as, for example, "...later on in the show..."

    These programs are big money makers for local stations and cheesy action shots from helicopters, with even cheesier voice overs, seems to be what draws viewers.

    Journalism? What a joke.

  • SharingIsGood

    6 years ago

    Last Night, I turned on the TV. When flicking past the American channels, what should I see but more chopper footage of the stranded boy. They had meticulously edited the 10-15 seconds to make it look absolutely horrific. The pictures were joined with dramatic reading of dramatic text. They might even make money on the chopper footage if enough stations pick it up and broadcast it.

  • Lisa

    6 years ago

    Did you see the CTV footage on CNN?

    And, when we booked the young man for a radio show...he put us on hold while he finished talking to Ellen Degeneris.

    huh.

  • aalborg

    6 years ago

    The dumbing of our society is not something I ever expected in Canada. It is a great disappointment. I don't know why I was so naive. When CNN and FauxNews show up with their wild-eyed excitement about a kid on a cliff, we know it is the end of times. I did not see one second of that 'story' and will be eternally grateful. Ellen Degeneres? Give me a break. She'll probably want to know if the kid could dance in his little space on the cliff. Cuz dancing, like, you know, is sooooo good for the soul.

  • Yammer

    6 years ago

    I dunno I thought it was exciting TV. In that I was absolutely gobsmacked at how long it took the firefighters to do anything. They were farting around forever. What the hell was their problem? You've got a bunch of big guys, a rope, let's go. Ever sat on your haunches for two hours on a windy cliff-face? Me neither but unlike some posters here, I think that would be rather difficult to take.

  • SharingIsGood

    6 years ago

    I've climbed a lot of mountains and have been on the edge of many a precipice more fear inducing than that. The poor lad, though scared, was not in emminent danger. Were he getting cold, they could have lowered him a blanket. 2 hours was a long time for him to have had to wait considering the relative ease with which he could be rescued. As some one earlier relayed: 3-5 good men/women and a good rope would have been more than enough.

    If we want to view true horror, what about the needless millions dying yearly from famine, war, and treatable/curable diseases? What about the Liberals building a toll-free road to chalets in Whistler while designing a toll-bridge for the working people of Vancouver? Why is there a toll on the Coquihalla, and none to Whistler? Does the Legislature consider people beyond Hope, beyond Hope, so they may as well be taxed for coming to the Lower Mainland? They also upgraded the Island Highway considerably in the last 10 years, why no toll for those people? Surely there are much more newsworthy stories for the international viewer.

  • beer4mepleeze

    6 years ago

    out of bounds signs,keep out signs,use your common sense ,these are some signs that show the next generation is dumbing down,especially when they are lying on the stretcher asking ...WHUT HAPPEN MAN ?

    but i guess when you have BRAIN DEAD PARENTS,sh!t happens.

  • quite riot

    6 years ago

    I was watching the news the other day and the three storys they reported on were meth labs,child porn and car crashes and then i thought why the hell am i watching this crap.

  • woody

    6 years ago

    Stump says

    (I hope my fifteen minutes of fame are for something remotely heroic or at least altruistic. OK, I'd settle for anything that doesn't have my friends laughing at me in minute sixteen)
    Friends, now really stumpy,what a stretch, all one of them eh.

  • beer4mepleeze

    6 years ago

    c'mon woody,you know stump has problems with singular and plural...

    he adds that s onto everything to be safe...ha...ha...ha...lol

  • jwlaurie

    6 years ago

    Is anyone aware of the fact that the boy landed up on the ledge going after the dog who had wandered away and that the guy standing around at the top was his "Big Brother" from the organization of the same name.

    It was an accident, pure and simple and if these kinds of stories bother you, don't watch or read about them. Stay with your "elitist" holier than thou views of the world as you think it should be.

  • G West

    6 years ago

    Yep, an unfortunate 'accident' over which an enormous amount of falderal was made - that's the whole point. When such 'news' pushes aside stories like the Israeli election, there's nothing elitist about it and certainly nothing holier than thou either.

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