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Ten Things Never to Say to the Sedins
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Vancouver's not that big. You never know whom you might bump into at Costco, or Value Village, or going to work on the Skytrain. So just in case, here are 10 things not to say to the Sedins:
1. Hey, you have identically bad breath!
2. Does it bother you that even DNA testing would be unable to prove conclusively that your children were not sired by your brother?
3. Meh. I might be more impressed if you were conjoined.
4. Frankly, when I pay to see Swedish twins in action you guys are not what I have in mind.
5. Which is the evil one?
6. You guys have great "Finnish." Get it?
7. Soooo cute! Coach Vigneault even dresses you the same.
8. Can you get me Don Cherry's autograph?
9. Prove you're identical.
10. Are you more interesting in Swedish?
Run into the Sedins before? Called 'em something awkward? Or any other tips? Add them in the comment thread below. ![[Tyee]](http://thetyee.cachefly.net/ui/img/ico_fishie.png){kind=small}
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RandyNV
14 weeks ago
The Sedin's
this is so stupid.
Why would we pick on our own?
Frank
13 weeks ago
Steve
You traitor! The Sedins rock. They ventilated Toronto last night.
I'd rather watch players like the Sedins than the "superstars" of Don Cherry world like Nathan "thug" Horton.
Langley
13 weeks ago
Huh?
If I saw these guys in public I would leave them to their privacy and let them be.
If I were to say anything it would be along the lines of "Thanks for all you've given, to the team and to the community"
Horatio
13 weeks ago
Go Back To Film and Culture
Steve Burgess, this is beyond stupid. I love the Sedins. Why align your first advice column with the eructations of Don Cherry. (Don Cherry? I am now indifferent to his existence, having gone through all the stages of grieving. Imagine, CBC giving the man a televised soapbox and paying his absurd salary with tax dollars. But enough of that.) The Sedins are in a sphere of their own, like Gretzky once was. Watching them play hockey is a thing of beauty. Yes,beauty, a topic suited to the sensibilities of an expert in art and aesthetics - a critic of film and culture, say. Steve Burgess, try again.
Gawdknows
13 weeks ago
Sedins
This is so juvenile, like written by a ten year old. Whoever wrote this should find something else to do for a living.
Duh
13 weeks ago
Dumbest article ever
What a waste of web space. Is this supposed to be a joke? Because it isn't funny. These two guys are probably the classiest players on the team and you post a juvenile piece of crap like this about them?? What kind of editor would even approve this for posting here?
gomer
13 weeks ago
Should of issued a warning
Hilarious...comment thread is funnier than the article
Who knew canucknuts read something other than the back page of the Province
DNA
13 weeks ago
Another thing never to say...
11. Hey guys, you haven't scored any points for a game or two. You must be losing your edge. (For in the very next game, you'll be proven wrong -- as Vancouver's sports writers are, often.)
Duh
13 weeks ago
Should of issued a
Should of issued a warning
Hilarious...comment thread is funnier than the article
Who knew canucknuts read something other than the back page of the Province
Hey Gomer,
Your name is perfect because you are just as ignorant as Gomer Pyle. By the way, your headline should read ... " should've" or "should have" ... not "should of". And yes, we Canucknuts do read more than just the back page of that rag called the Province.