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I'm Offended!
My detour into the mega-rude t-shirt world.
There's nothing unique about the fact that I, like many of those in my age cohort, have had a bad experience whilst experimenting with the online dating service Lavalife. What I do think was fairly special about my own Lava-disaster is that an otherwise lovely conversation with a young woman who shared my interest in film ended with her pledging an admiration for Adolf Hitler's non-genocidal accomplishments. It quickly became clear, however, that my aborted Nazi courtship had less to do with problems inherent to online dating and more to do with yet another internet phenomenon: the proliferation of deliberately, brazenly offensive t-shirt sites.
My phone call with the young woman - let's call her S. - began turning sour when she started to warn me about her sense of humour. According to S., she'd lost friends because of it. Specifically, it turned out, she had lost a Jewish friend, after having directed his attention to a purportedly hilarious t-shirt for sale on one of her favourite websites. The shirt that S. had picked out read "Love him or hate him, Hitler killed a lot of Jews." When I asked what it was that she had found funny about the shirt, she explained that it raised important questions about the positive things that Hitler had accomplished. I quickly ended the conversation, hung up the phone and adjusted my Lavalife profile in order to specify my anti-fascist dating preferences.
'Feed Lindsay'
But the next day, I visited the site of her favourite shirt shiller, in order to get a better idea of what sort of girl I'd passed up; it was my first experience in the online world of offensive t-shirts, a niche market that trades in a sense of "humour" based exclusively on a shock-value exploitation of hilarious subjects ranging from racism to sexual violence to cervical cancer. Sure, t-shirts with punchy statements have been around for a while, demanding to know where the beef is. Then there's the whole celebrity t-shirt phenomenon: from "Free Katy" (from Tom Cruise and Scientology) to "Feed Lindsay" (during Ms. Lohan's more blatant eating disorder phase) to "More George, Less Bush" (in support of George Clooney for president). Then, of course, there are sites where you enter your own (offensive) statement and the company prints it and sends it to you.
But these, dear readers, are whole new depths. Now, sites such as these can ask for no better product placement than to have a PC prude like me grasp his brooch, wail 'I never!' and ask for the smelling salts - so I'm not going to share their names, much less urls, with you here. But the three I surfed have all the vulgar and hate-filled quips you never wanted or needed to see - are you in the market for a comfortable garment, ranging in size to 5XL and reading 'I Take the "THE" out of Psychotherapist'? No? Didn't think so.
The oddest homepage of the bunch manages to mesh the loathsome frat boy humour on display at similar sites ("No Means Eat Me Out First") with a bizarre collection of 9/11 conspiracy shirts. Consumers choices run the gamut from the whimsical ("Gee, How'd They Get All Those Bombs Into the Twin Towers") to the direct ("Bombs Blew Up the Twin Towers" or "Show Me the Plane Hitting the Pentagon") to the categorically obscure ("Where were Payne Stewart's F-16 Escorts on 9/11?"). Not bad for a website that also sells thong underpants reading "Say My Name Bitch!" and "Thanks for the Drinks". Additionally, the online availability of such waggish undergarments raises further questions as to what I missed by having backed out of my Lavalife experience so early.
The best defense…
The offensive t-shirt craze seems like a fairly logical (if ugly) outgrowth of the general trend toward the shocking in youth-oriented comedy culture, from South Park to Family Guy and, now, beyond. In this comic strain, the main comedic currency is offense given; the act of offending audience members is taken as artistically meritorious in and of itself. In my view, the trend was squashed -- intellectually, at least, though clearly not commercially -- seven years ago, when GQ writer Andrew Corsello wrote that "It's all too inept to be offensive. Ultimately, [South Park's] talking turd and his brethren do offend, but for the wrong reason -- because they presume to offend."
But apparently, the offense-for-the-sake-of-offending school still has some supporters. Recently, a message board used by Vancouver's sketch, improv and stand-up comics erupted into a minor controversy over an "Offensive Joke Contest". Admittedly, the dust-up had as much to do with the way that the contest's upstart progenitor presented himself on the discussion board as it did with the contest itself. But when the young author of the competition wrapped it up - "[S]o that's that... hope someone enjoyed... and more importantly... someone was offended by it." - one of Vancouver's most gifted stand-up comics was quick to respond: "Um … did anyone actually enjoy that?"
Unsurprisingly, the not-so-good people at my Lavalife ex's favourite t-shirt site have jumped on to the infamous Danish cartoon controversy bandwagon; you know, great Danes think alike. Like a rude t-shirt site for grown-ups, the Islamophobic editorial cartoons hid an unfunny, hate-filled agenda behind a puerile and de-contextualized paean to 'freedom of speech'. Right on cue, one t-shirt site actually features a quotation from the First Amendment on each page. Another now offers a shirt depicting Muhammad (Ali, the boxing legend) with a bomb in his turban, featured on the site alongside a caption reading "He's a pretty shaky guy to be wearing a hat made out of high explosives." Sigh. About as classy as a Scandinavian op-ed page.
Of course, as a comedian myself, I have a vested interest in keeping the art form from being degraded and devalued by an onslaught of senseless, shock-value chicanery. After all, if folks stop hiring stand-ups, I'll be left with nothing but the shirt on my back. And I don't want to be left wearing one that says "I'm Not Getting Jiggy, I Have Parkinson's."
Charles Demers is a Vancouver writer and comedian, and a founding editor of Seven Oaks Magazine. ![]()



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haraldkann
6 years ago
Comments on "I'm Offended!"
With hard core porno,bestiality and other nasty crap filling mail boxes ,people are becoming immune to offensive material.
Tom Green and Jackass are what is considered entertainment .South Park and Family Guy are hits...
BAD TASTE RUNS RAMPANT .What else is new ?
Oh ,yes ,i forgot,now it's offending you .
seanorr
6 years ago
If she had never told you about the T-Shirt, you'd never know she was a fascist. In a way, its self labelling. Its quite honest in a way, in this age of identity crises. It saves you a lot of trouble sorting through the endless social maze. We are literally wearing our heart on our sleeves...
PS>
Landover baptist.org has some really good evangelical shirts. They are clever, not just shocking. I think they also do Bush shirts.
brain
6 years ago
I am not immune to some offensive material. It's not like people do it to shock,it's cause they are ignorant. (the rasist T-shirt stuff anyways) Jackass is funny, I think it's pretty innocent really. The joke is always on them not on other people.
tedward
6 years ago
So the revsisionist history begins already with a "de-contextualized" dismissal of what actually happened.
The Danish cartoons were not trying to make a statment about "freedom of speech". They were created in response to a request for Danish cartoonists to comment on a particular subject.
Most of the cartoons were not great but editorial cartoons often are not really funny. They all however explored the abuse of the name of the Prophet Mohammed by terrorists. GIven the huge sympathy for the terrosorists in the Muslim world combined with the modern injunctions against depiction of the Prophet it is no suprise it offended many Muslims.
To say that the cartoons were part of a hate-filled agenda is nonsense. Are you saying that the most pressing concern in international security is not a legitimate topic for discussion? Are you saying the hypocrisy and scriptural errors of Islamist terrorists are unchallengable?
I see no difference between that sort of b#!!$^!t and the Rovian doctrine that criticism of Emperor George II is treason.
James Burns
6 years ago
The most pressing concern in international security is the mass slaughter being engaged in by the United States (and supported by lackeys like Canada) in many of the oil rich regions of the world. Islamic terrorists don't hold a tea candle to that kind of terror.
Colin
6 years ago
Meanwhile the western world ignores the mass slaughter in Africa, because they are African and you just can't make money protesting on their behalf.
shmendrick
6 years ago
South park I saw the first time without warning watching TV with my mom, we both laughed ourselves to death. I find the show smart and funny. A friends parent's think the Simpsons is offensive.
Family Guy I find funny about 15% of the time but can't watch it since I find a lot of the 'humour' to be just plain disgusting.
'Love him or hate him, Hitler killed a lot of Jews'
This makes me laugh due to what I see as complete absurdity. If I attempt to interpret it I think the intention was to mock society's aceptance of the pycopaths in the everyday world (those ultra greedy types that can find thier way into boardrooms) that get rich basically stealing from others (land, labour, and resources) and are then celebrated by society.
'I Take the "THE" out of Psychotherapist' I see clever wordplay... funny
'No Means Eat Me Out First' I see a disgusting attitude cloaked in humour... not funny.
Different folks like different strokes... So, the 'degradation of art', you mean 'Jack the dripper'? ...maybe for some degredation means to shake things up a bit...
@colin: heard of engineers without borders? their focus is africa; they fundraise a lot of cash for work in africa and awareness at home...
Simon_Carlsen
6 years ago
Uh oh, the t-shirt vendors have crossed paths with the Tyee's politburo!! Luckily the world populace has its moral superiors at the Tyee there to determine the appropriate level of outrage and course of action.
I will save you the time of responding to this comment by summarizing,using keywords, a typical response to any non-A.N.S.W.E.R. approved posts: corporations, neoconazi, privitization, Gordon Campbell, france, Bush.
Vortigern
6 years ago
One can laugh at those shirts, while simultaneously being disgusted by them, and the fact that one does laugh at them doesn't imply an acceptance of the underlying racist/sexist/etc premise. I am perfectly willing to tell such jokes, provided that I know my audience, and they know perfectly well that I don't accept such ideas.
The problem is that, unless you know the owner of such a t-shirt, you can't tell what his/her attitudes actually are. The joke itself isn't the problem - it's the lack of context, and the fear that maybe, just maybe, the person wearing that shirt DOES hold anti-social views.
telecritic
6 years ago
I think the George Clooney for President slogan is "keep the george, lose the bush" - read about those in a magazine. (It's a line by Canadians, interestingly). I believe that one to be in the "valuable" category, while none of the others you mention are very entertaining or enlightening...or funny!
Yammer
6 years ago
As an unbeliever, I have always been partial to anti-religious humour, ever since seeing "Jeez If You Love Honkus" on a bumpersticker. And I laughed myself sick at "Saved!" with Mandy Moore.
But what I realized while writing the review of that flick, offensiveness is just obnoxiousness unless there is some chance of a genuine retribution. There is not much reaction hereabouts when you offend a Christian; they might ban a kids' book, or hold up pictures of fetuses in front of the clinic.
You hardly ever see take on the Muslims. It's just not safe. Now, the Danish depictions of Mohammad were, in retrospect, an unfortunate mixed message, since the impetus was the lack of ability to get an artist to draw a portrait of the Prophet. The "right" thing to do would have been to publish portraits, not satires.
But I would absolutely defend the cartoons, not in spite of their pushing a hot button to mob carnage, but because the factual, proven existence of that button -- i.e. that critics of Islam are threatened with violence -- needs to be a top priority subject among serious people. I hope the Islamic faith can eventually coexist peacefully with pluralistic democracy, but it is not doing so now, and ignoring or minimizing the conflict (as the author of this piece strives to do) is not getting the job done.
Therefore, shock value, in the case of these cartoons, are a consequence of legitimate speech; they're not gratuitous.
South Park is sometimes gratuitous. But it is very clever and funny.
Sarah Silverman -- gratuitous or provocative and meaningful? Or both?
brain
6 years ago
I dont think that is funny either. George Clooney is a celebrity moron. How would he make a beter presedent. Valuable? Not really. Rasist jokes should not be told either to anyone at any time they are ignorant and not at all funny under any context.
Fart jokes etc now thats the good stuff!
haraldkann
6 years ago
Now after a few postings we see we all have different tastes and definitions as to humour and offensive material.
It's when people like Tom Cruise and John Travolta open their mouths that i find the meters of OFFENSIVENESS start reading the red.
And even though i don't really like South Park i would have loved to seen what was so offensive to that Scientologist Icon Tom Cruise,that couch hopping moron that gets all the girlies hot.
Yes,TOM is FUNNY...in a sick way .I guess ,i can be offensive too !
the_electric_lackey
6 years ago
Forty years ago, t-shirts with writing on them were unknown. One of the first t-shirts with images on them I ever saw (in the late 60s) depicted Walt Disney’s beloved cartoon characters engaging in all manner of sexual depravity with each other. They were copied from The Disneyland Memorial Orgy in The Realist magazine which can viewed at paulkrassner.com (Get your copy now!). In those days, offensive humour was a decidedly left-wing endeavour intended to shock Americans out of their 1950s conservative stupor. Soon people began wearing their political opinions on their t-shirts with slogans like “Question Authority†and “There’s No Government Like No Government†and pictures of Che Guevara. By the 1980s, these had given way to blatantly commercial messages and now most t-shirts have something written on them and being offensive is considered not just a fundamental right, but almost an obligation. The movie The Aristocrats is an entertaining exploration of the subject of offensive humour.
That said, there really isn’t anything funny about these fascist/racist attempts at humour. Good offensive humour forces you to confront your own prejudices and perhaps acknowledge they are misplaced. Fascists want to confirm your prejudices and accept that harming other people is normal.
The differences are profound.
Percy
6 years ago
It's fair to comment that so much homour is offensive, and that people should try to be polite and sensitive in their communications. That's pretty trite, though. So what? The world is full of things that offend. And everyone is offended by different things. Mr. Demers is offended by the suggestion that the Volkswagen and the autobahn may have been good public policy, even if implemented by a moral monster. But he can read that in history books, he doesn't have to look for T-shirts. I am very troubled that the underlying message is that people who offend should be silenced. I say, grow up and join the real world.
James Burns
6 years ago
Underlying message? Ah yes, I see the one you've just read into being between the lines.
In the real world if you act like an ******* people will treat you like one. Someone intent on using offensive humour should grow up and realize others will certainly not take too kindly to it. Freedom of speech entails the right to express disgust at thoughtless idiots, as much as it does those idiots' right to take pleasure in joking about the misfortune of others.
Percy
6 years ago
Can't say I disagree with any of that, James. The key word is freedom. People who are offended should speak up, challenge, debate, within the context of that freedom. But "I am offended" is an intanfile mantra too often heard in this country, on the assumption that there is a "right" not be offended.
adamw
6 years ago
I may be alone on this, but if I see a person in some psuedo-edgy "offensive" T-shirt, I'm probably thinking, "this is some pitiful cry for attention doubling as a desperate grasp at individuality."
The end result: joke's on you.
That said, it's not like some of these shirts aren't funny. Especially the ones that make you feel horrible for laughing — not the same, butI got a valentines that had the two towers rendered in crayon, and captioned: I think I'm falling for you. I laughed.
Further note: you can dress your toddlers in this sort of vulgar clothing, and then post it on the internet — posthumously, millions of bored secretaries can emails these images to their friends. Because, you know, children in shirts that say "hookers and blow" are hilarious.
adamw
6 years ago
Moreover: there's a line that'd crossed by nancing around in public with a T-Shirt that says something stupid or bigoted. It's the one that allows others judge you and act accordingly — that is, not hiring you, refusing you service, calling you an idiot, and so on. I think that's what's being discussed — how stupid the shirts are — and not banning certain wardrobes, like some people seem to be implying.
haraldkann
6 years ago
adamw,good points .
I act accordingly at times...I walked into an elevator at an office building and there was a pretty woman with a black tee shirt whith red letters spelling WANKER,I had a hard time not laughing and it upset her,she asked indignantly what i was laughing at.I asked her if she knew what a WANKER was,she did not ,i told her,she got very RED FACED...IT WAS A PRESENT FROM A GIRL FRIEND VISITING ENGLAND.
some friend !
BC Mary
6 years ago
Remember hot pants? The garments, I mean. Remember? OK, I thought this was funny:
DOWN WITH HOT PANTS!
Right to Bear
6 years ago
Picture this-
A t-shirt of Geronimo and some other Native American gentleman, armed to the max. Caption is:
"HOMELAND SECURITY"
"Fighting Terrorism since 1492"
Profoundly accurate I would say...
RTB
haraldkann
6 years ago
RTBthat's really funny...and profound .
Colin
6 years ago
Was at a public meeting regarding immigration. When the public got to speak, a native chap got up to the mike and said:
Immigration should be banned (big hush from the audience as what he was implying was not very PC)
He then said: All our troubles started when we let you bastards in! (god, I laughed my guts out), he had a smile as he walked out.
Right to Bear
6 years ago
Right on Colin...Too cool a dude.
It would make a great T.!
RTB
Right to Bear
6 years ago
Hey guys,
What does a t-shirt mean to you if the caption says just "Enemy of the State"??
Just curious...I bought this t-shirt because of the movie that was out a few years ago, but I must say it has been a wee bit of a stir...
RTB
Jack's
6 years ago
In a free country you should be able to put any damn thing you wish on a t-shirt - even against the religions....
Anything except anti-semitic.
haraldkann
6 years ago
Jack's , dont start sounding ...wishy washy
ANY DAMN THING YOU WANT , sounds like a good message for a tee shirt.
bold,ambiguous,and in your face i like it!
Francie Nolan
6 years ago
Adamw, thanks for a new perspective.
A friend (who should have known better) sent me a link to one of these sites, which contained t-shirts condoning, advocating, justifying (whatever you want to call it) rape and pedophilia. As a survior of childhood sexual assault, I was apoplectic.
Perhaps that was the response the fictional wearer hopes for? Shock value? Attention? Stirring up the pot just for the sake of it?
Although I still think it's offensive, you've made me see just how pathetic someone who would make light of such a thing really is.
Right to Bear
6 years ago
Thanks dudes...
Sounds good to me haraldkann. The shirt WILL continue to be worn...
RTB
haraldkann
6 years ago
a good vintage tee shirt site
http://www.wornfree.com/
shirts that have staying power...
EZLeeOffended1
6 years ago
I'm so glad someone said something about this! I've noticed offensive "humor" getting a little out of hand lately. While googling "poetry", I ended up browsing to a site called http://www.dirtyhaikus.com and it was completely rude and pointless!!! I don't understand what people find funny about these sites. Rape, beating women, hitler, retards - these are FUNNY to people?????
Rape is no laughing matter (unless you're raping a clown)
lilConner
6 years ago
I have a hard time believing you are a comic, because you sound like one of the most uptight, self righteous, intolerant people i've ever met. You ramble on and on about "vulgar" and "obscene" humor and then proceed to berate Tshirts depicting alternative politics and championing free speech? Whas vulgar about free speech? It sounds like you have more in common with the nazi's that that girl who was lucky enough to get away from you. Maybe if you weren't so busy with your fanatical soap box preaching you would have the time to find a sense of humor.
Bailey
6 years ago
Ah, yer mother eats army boots!
G West
6 years ago
One for Victoria. Emblazoned over the image of a senior on an electric scooter:
VICTORIA B.C.
WE'RE NOT DEAD YET!
thomas49
6 years ago
Not until you have to deal with the buracracy here,that is .
kispiox
6 years ago
hits the nail on the head lilConner! Lighten up a little and he wouldn't need Lavalife to find a date. Oh and the suspense is killing me, what is WANKER?
wiley
6 years ago
Wiki on wanker:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker