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Heather Mallick on the war on women, laughter and the Internet

By Vanessa Richmond, 18 May 2007, TheTyee.ca

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Mallick: 'snob and socialist'

  • Cake or Death: The Excruciating Choices of Everyday Life
  • Heather Mallick
  • Knopf Canada (2007)

Heather Mallick finds the word "journalist" too pompous. Instead, she calls herself an opinionator.

The former Globe and Mail columnist who now writes for CBC.ca, Chatelaine and New York Times International Syndicate, (in addition to writing two recent books, Pearls In Vinegar: The Pillow Book of Heather and this year's Cake or Death: The Excruciating Choices of Everyday Life) opinionates about politics, culture and media, about which she concludes, among other things, "I'm an appalling combination of snob and socialist."

Mallick talked to The Tyee recently about what's wrong with America, what's right with Canada, being an opinionated woman (it's fatal, apparently), the death of newspapers and the rise of online media. What follows are excerpts from our conversation.

On laughing at horror

"I have a tendency towards British comedy, especially now when the world is so awful. What I love so much about the British is what they call "taking the piss." And they take the piss out of everything. There is just no limit and everything's a joke and I thrive on it. I mean, I just wrote a column about honeybees. And everything you read is so depressing and then you go to British websites where they have a style, of course not all the time, but generally, to take light things seriously and serious things lightly. And that way you get some bendiness in your life rather than just sitting up rigid with horror.

"After 9-11, the British Observer actually did a special section by Armondo Armuci. It was a total piss-take on the Twin Towers. They had a fake quote by Noam Chomsky saying, 'I notice the towers are always filmed collapsing. Why are they not filmed in reverse? One wonders, you know.' It's just brilliantly done. There's very little in British life you can't laugh it. And it sets a good example for me. And I think this is where I get in trouble sometimes and people get angry, well, there are a lot of reasons for that. But I don't take everything very seriously."

On happy gloom

"I think Canadians are all right with gloom, it's the Americans who just do not allow it. They believe in optimism no matter what. That's why all their movies have happy endings. That's something I just can't take about American movies because in real life everything is complicated. There will be an ending, but life isn't simple. They're told they must be chirpy. And they must think positively. And there's that idiotic Oprah thing, The Secret: that if you visualize something and if you want it enough you'll get it. So in the Twin Towers, they deserved what they got because they were thinking negatively? I get angry at that. Because I think they use it to hide from the American working and middle classes who are so fucked. This government has screwed you into the ground, but no, you're just supposed to sit there thinking positive thoughts. And that is bullshit. I actually think Canadians are much more realistic.

On what's wrong with fat-free life

"My mother is Scottish. I was raised in the Scottish manner. My father is from India, but unfortunately, we weren't raised in an Indian household where we would have had delicious food and beautiful clothes. Instead, we had no proper heating. We didn't have nice clothes. We ate game, because my dad was a great hunter and fisherman. He was a gynecologist and on SCTV there was a running skit called 'Frontier Gynecologist,' and I always thought, 'That's my dad.' We ate game: deer, moose, pickerel. So we ate all the meats that have no fat in them. There was no pleasure: nothing with delicious fat in it, simply protein. You know. And that was the way I was just raised, just in a stark way. So for the rest of my life I decided, I'm going to enjoy the pleasures. There are comforts in life."

On outlawed opinionated women

"I am often attacked by right-wingers who say, 'Oh she's left wing but she loves to shop." And what that is, is just another way to attack women. 'I don't like Heather Mallick because she likes beauty, and that's wrong. She should be this ugly, sagging old creature who dresses in sacks of hemp, and makes her own sandals out of rubber tires and washes her face in sand every morning.' Whereas, I love books and pleasure, and also I like sexuality. And you'll notice women like me have almost been outlawed in public life.

"Other women columnists, they now have to make a virtue out of being sturdy and serious to be taken seriously by men. So the successful women columnists in this country have erased their femininity; you wouldn't know they're women writing. They can have no frivolity or humor in their columns or because otherwise they're dismissed with -- it's an awful word -- with being a girl. It's just this law. And I think I have paid a heavy price for it. It allows right-wingers and humorless people to dismiss me. Well, fine, I don't mind people like that dismissing me. But I'm not a fluff head.

"You know that awful trend with chick lit and so-called girl columnists: young women happy to play the idiot for a salary. Well good, but honey, oh I shouldn't say honey, but it's not so funny when you hit 30 and you haven't been a girl technically since you were 16. It makes my toes curl."

On 'dickheads' and writing online

"There's absolutely a different reception to male and female writers on the Internet. Especially when there are responses or letters to the editors that are not moderated. I get abusive mail, and all women online have encountered this, that it's really, really abusive because you're a woman. They refer to you in sexual terms. And the abuse is not for your ideas, it's for the fact that you are a woman or that you're an attractive woman.

"I suppose there are all sorts of equivalent terms for a man. But I mean, I would never call a man a dickhead. I don't refer to people by their genitals. Women get called 'cunt,' I think that's terrible. And as much as it's done to women, I refuse to do it to men in return. I think it lowers me. It's an epithet.

"Women are enduring horrific abuse in all aspects of life, but you know on the Internet, women are enduring abuse more than in most places. Women who write are attacked personally and often are in fear of their lives. That's what happened to Kathy Sierra, the blogger. The attacks on her were extraordinary. They published her address. But she had to give up because she feared for her life. So this really is a problem online. But on the other hand it's a problem in life in general and this is just another aspect of it."

On scaredy-cat newspapers and the Globe's 'awful' redesign

"The tyranny of fear has overtaken media. There's media concentration, and you have huge corporations who don't necessarily know anything about how to run newspapers that are running newspapers. And they're afraid to say anything controversial. And in effect, what they're doing is destroying their reason for existence, destroying the reason they are read. They are making themselves dull and inoffensive, but then they're something you don't have to have.

"There's a human need to know things and understand the world around us. And I'm heartbroken it's not newspapers. But it's why people are going online, they're turning to documentaries, they're turning to books. [That's where] all the news and bold things are being said. They're the only places to get the truth.

"CanWest Global has just turned the Southam papers into something disgraceful, embarrassing. I mean when you're traveling and your hotel room gives you a paper, you look at it and think what the hell is this? It's just very sad. But it's a tragedy happening in print and I'm very sad about it.

"It's scary to write honestly, and mainstream newspapers will just not allow it. There are some wonderful writers -- like Linda McQuaig but she's only writing once a month in the Star, or John Doyle in the Globe -- but there are so few lively intelligent voices left. They've left for other pastures. They're writing books now or for magazines. Publishers will only take notice as readership falls. And it is falling but they're not putting that together.

"Instead they're doing pointless redesigns like at the Globe. I have never seen a more pointless redesign than at the Globe. It's awful looking. I look at the main headline and think, 'What, I'm in a German train station?' It's graceless type. I'm happy to see it on a subway platform but not in a newspaper. With that type they don't even know how to convey urgency any more. The whole thing has gone so down market and I don't get that because the money is in up market. Smart people are desperate for a newspaper to read and love. And it seems as though newspapers are working really hard to repel readers. I'm sorry but pretty soon, I'll be only reading online.

On paying for online content

"I'm happy to pay for the paper online. People will pay for what is good. If you can't make people pay for it, it's not as good as it should be. People are used to online being free because people of all economics levels being able to access it. But I'll pay for it. I used to pay for Salon just to keep them going. No, build it and they will come.

"I think online media is flourishing. I think it's quite wonderful. Whatever intelligent young people are attracted to it will be good. I mean I love McSweeney's; it's so clever. Yes, the Internet is the most exciting place to be. That said, I bitterly regret the fading of print journalism. I think it's terribly sad, I think it's a tragedy. And I think it's why we have such a low voter turnout. In France, they had an 85 per cent voter turnout. They read the paper.

"But not enough people are online. I find that a lot of older people just absolutely will not do it and that's a shame. But I think everyone is going to come around, and this will be the only way to communicate in times to come. The idea of having a newspaper delivered to your door in times to come? That's just not do-able."

On giving in to the online bullies

There's a wonderful essay by Gary Kamiya [about how writers now write differently online]. I don't think it's affecting me. But I'm writing for the CBC and they have rules [about commenters]. No, actually I feel more free. And if an editor says, 'You can't say that,' I say, 'Yes I can. I can say any damn thing I please because my audience is hip,' to use that strange word. If you are online, the world is open to you. I can say go to this site and click on here and do this and do that and [readers] know what I'm talking about because they understand that world.

"But you have to remember when you're an opinionator or a journalist that your readers are smarter than you are. And you have to have that attitude. And I think in newspapers a lot of the time the writers think they are smarter than the readers and I think that's fatal."

On why Bill O'Reilly was surprised 'that I had clean hair, pearl earrings and perfect teeth and I was calling myself a socialist'

"O'Reilly obviously thought a socialist was one of those mad people shouting at you in the street. Thank god Canada doesn't have people like O'Reilly. This country just is not ignorant enough. We don't have a sufficient reserve of what Jonathan Franzen, he was referring to the Midwest, calls a strategic reserve of cluelessness. So there's no market for people like O'Reilly. We're too intelligent, so it's not even relevant here.

"No I think readers are relieved when [I'm an outspoken leftie]. I think I'm just saying what's on people's minds but they are too frightened to say out loud. I'm astounded when my husband calls me outspoken. I can't even grasp that. I just say perfectly sensible things. I'm just stating the bloody obvious. [Laughs.]

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  • skeptikool

    5 years ago

    It's not all rosy in the Internet garden

    I've graduated from the radio talk show to the Web message board. In both, many would say that I have verged on addiction.

    My experience with latter medium has been far from happy. I watch one board that appears to be in its death throes and feel it would be kinder to kill it and start again under a new name - perhaps LCMC - Less Cattiness More Chattiness.

    Too often, it's forgotten what it's really about - communication.

    While most hold the mainstream media in disdain, there is much room for improvement in "our own" medium if more are willing to make the effort.

  • Jeffrey J.

    5 years ago

    Breath of fresh air

    Fabulous interview! The candor is really refreshing. Ms. Mallick's comments are the kind of free speech we used to take for granted. To read about the degree to which she has faced hidden censorship and control is really telling. Even five years ago this wouldn't have been as bad. I think she has summed up the status of monopoly media, Canadian reaction to it, and the correlative rise in alternative and independant media. The Tyee being one of BC's preeminent productions. For which I remain thankful!

  • BC Mary

    5 years ago

    Yes ... yes ... yes ... yes ... yes ... yes ... and YES!

    Vanessa, that's a great read.

    But then, you had a great subject. I'm relieved and thankful to see what Heather Mallick thinks about newspapers ... because I'm so tired of trying to find the words to explain that point of view.

    As for CanWest Global ... that needs saying too. They truly are a disgraceful example of the printed word; they are traitors to the public's desperate need to understand this rapidly changing world.

    Thank you, Heather Mallick.

  • marta

    5 years ago

    I can't even say anything

    I wrote a much longer detailed post about Mallick that said why she makes me so sad and angry. But I deleted it because I was getting too upset.

    Suffice to say her last comment shows her lack of awareness or compassion for ideas other than her own.

    I am a feminist and a liberal. I wish George Bush and Stephen Harper were not in office. I am pro-choice. I too, have gone to Paris and London.

    But her hatred (and she's one of the few columnists who often starts sentences with "I hate") of anyone who is religious borders on the pathological. And her comment that "we" are too intelligent
    to be ignorant (unlike those cretinous Americans) just drips of Toronto bias. She needs to take a tour of Canada to see how ignorant we can be.

    I can't write any more. I am glad she doesn't write for the Globe anymore. Please don't start publishing her bile here.

    I am really serious. She is not funny, not
    incisive, and incredibly self-centred.

    She also doesn't have a clue about B.C.

  • marta

    5 years ago

    Oh and one other thing

    I do agree with her about the Globe redesign.

  • urban_lenny

    5 years ago

    Extreme opinions can be good!

    Even though I don't agree with everything that Heather Mallick says, I do read her column regularly on the CBC website and enjoy her views because compared to what the rest of the paper-selling media tends to print these it is nice to have something that's not pandered to masses who don't like to hear/read controversial things. And no, I'm not saying that this is what you are if you disagree with Mallick's columns.

    Whether or not Mallick is "right" shouldn't matter. What should matter is that there is still someone out there who will say controversial things, regardless of the reaction. We need extreme opinions, on both sides of the political spectrum because these tend to help the in-betweeners and form their opinions while looking at the arguments put forth by both sides, particularly when we are now living in a world where the Right-wing seems to be running the show.

    We need people who are ridiculous environmentalists because they help to even out the efforts of those who insist on treating the earth like it's theirs to destroy as they see fit.

    We need people who are severely leftist, at all costs to speak out for social programming from the government, because it helps to make up for the people who would like to take all rights away from everyone but themselves.

    Of course, this type of approach only works for people who can think for themselves and read their news sources critically, without needing to be told what to think, but unfortunately this is only a small fraction of the general population.

  • G West

    5 years ago

    Heather Mallick

    Heather Mallick is a marvel. She's bloody lovely!

    Someone who thinks and is not afraid to write with passion; someone with style and spirit, unafraid to write the truth even when it rubs people up the wrong way; someone with the jam to quit a job with this country's national newspaper over a point of principle despite the fact she had a mortgage to pay. Someone with the strength to take ad hominem abuse after each of her fortnightly columns at CBC.ca that would bring out the editorial pencil here at Tyee.

    I think extremists are the people who call Heather names; people generally who've probably never read Jonathan Swift and wouldn’t know a satire from a satrap: People like Margaret Wente - who still has her gig at the Globe and wouldn't know the bloody obvious if it bit her in the leg.

    As for the suggestion that she's Toronto-centric, I don't think so; Heather Mallick has a far better sense of this country than virtually any other national columnist I can think of.

    Thanks Vanessa.

    What I'd like to see is a regular column for Heather her at the Tyee - a kind of antidote to Terry Glavin.

    How about it David?

  • Booker

    5 years ago

    Second that Motion

    I agree with G West; The Tyee would be a great spot for Heather Mallick (if she's affordable). I just went to cbc.ca to catch up on what she's written there, and was delighted.

  • Rick in PG

    5 years ago

    David - Can we get Heather

    David - Can we get Heather working for us with a regular column?

  • dorothy

    5 years ago

    clubby?

    "I think extremists are the people who call Heather names; people generally who've probably never read Jonathan Swift and wouldn’t know a satire from a satrap.."

    So, I'm not calling her names, but I am taking the liberty to point out, that she is not helping anybody with their child-rearing by resorting to unimaginative language referring to 'the act', when she runs out of superlatives.

    About the 'strategic reserve of cluelessness', and G. West's happy jumping on the bandwagon of socking it to those dumber than he/she, what an unpleasant tone of intellectual snobbery! Is the Tyee, then, to become a little club of the 'saved', who can appreciate the finer things in life, not to mention name them in the original language (one remembers Axel Sandemose, who portrayed himself in one of his short stories as a man who jabbed a fork into the thigh of his dinner companion, because she kept mutilating the name of 'Brno') - bon appetit!

  • bpither1

    5 years ago

    Wonderful Writer

    I thought she was an asset to the Globe and Mail and as G West says "a marvel" She wrote an article about the hyprocrisy of former British PM John Major which was unforgettably brilliant. Didn't know she was on the CBC website.

  • marta

    5 years ago

    Mallick is no Swift

    GWest, I have read and taught Swift for years and Heather Mallick is no Swift.

  • MyBrainIsOnFire

    5 years ago

    Mallick is a treasure. Doubt

    Mallick is a treasure. Doubt many other articles will be read by me though, she's a special case worth the idiotic indignity of this collapsing bs.

    The Tyee though, hey I won't be doing much commenting and will stop reading soon enough with this idiotic collapsing comment nonsense.

    I look forward to the demise of this foolishness and if the tyee has to go, then you get what you deserve tyee for being foolish in a billion channel universe.

  • G West

    5 years ago

    Bandwagon NOT

    No latter day ‘band-wagon’ jumping for me. I've been reading and appreciating Mallick for years.

    Dorothy – Opinion columnists have an obligation to help folks with child-rearing? I think you need to read her a lot more closely.

    In addition, marta, although I'm pleased you love Swift, my point was simply that both writers deal in satire. And both are strong and outspoken critics of their times. Nowhere did I compare Mallick to Swift although I do think much of her best stuff compares, mutatis mutandis, quite favourably with the Dean's satirical essays. Perhaps you need to refresh your recollection of Gulliver's Travels as well.

    My point, quite clearly - and I'm sure you'll see it if you read what I wrote a little more carefully, was that the people who hurl opprobrium at Mallick on the CBC website don't know much about satire and react in largely incoherent rage on a regular basis about what Mallick has to say.

    In fact marta, and I’m almost sorry to have to mention it, your initial post about Ms Mallick here, well…you’ll see my point I’m sure.

    Let me quote just one short phrase of Swift's - anyone as familiar with the man as you claim to be will recognize it as the epitaph he wrote for his own tombstone:
    "He has gone where fierce indignation can lacerate his heart no more."

    Bring her on, the extra readers a writer like Mallick would attract would undoubtedly pay whatever the added costs might be.

    Have a nice long weekend!

  • James Burns

    5 years ago

    Insight vs. overgeneralization

    Heather Mallick is definitely insightful, but I do find it odd that she's willing to make sweeping generalizations about Americans and Canadians, yet takes offense when men do that to women. Attacking people for being American makes no more sense to me than attacking people for being women.

    As for how men and women attack each other online, the common trend is that they drag out the stereotypes. Men attack women with negative female stereotypes. When it occurs, men, instead of dealing with women's expressed thoughts, change the subject by belittling those traits women on average tend to be more sensitive about, specifically shame over their appearance and sexuality; or by dismissing them as being emotional basketcases. Women also drag out the negative stereotypes. When it occurs, women, again instead of dealing with men's expressed thoughts, change the subject by accusing them of being insensitive, unfeeling and selfish; or by dismissing them as violent misogynists. It's the kind of behavior people resort to because they just want the shortest route to winning an argument.

    That said, sometimes the stereotypes fit the actual behavior of the individual online.

    Another trend online, however, is that people do tend to overreact. People often personalize things they feel are serious subjects, and react very negatively when someone even pokes fun at their favorite hobby horse. Jon Stewart, in an interesting interview with Bill Moyers a few weeks ago, alluded to this with his work:

    Quote:
    Well, I do you (sic) think that sense of humor goes as far as our ideology. I think that ultimately, we have we have very interesting reactions on our show [The Daily Show]. People are constantly saying, "I love your--your show is so funny, until you made a joke about global warming, which is a serious issue, and I can't believe you did that. And I am never watching your show again." You know, people don't understand that we're not warriors in their cause. We're a group of people that really feel that they want to write jokes about the absurdity that we see in government and the world and all that, and that's it.

    http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/04272007/watch.html

    So, as I said in another thread, people who comment in public really should be prepared to have their comments challenged both fairly, and more commonly, unfairly. Particularly on the internet, as the very nature of this medium makes quick thoughtless knee-jerk responses very easy to disseminate.

  • James Burns

    5 years ago

    formatting

    Hmmm... sorry about the formatting above, none of the paragraph breaks I entered appear to have made it into my comment.

  • dorothy

    5 years ago

    of rank and rule

    “Opinion columnists have an obligation to help folks with child-rearing?”

    At least they have an obligation to not contribute to a general climate where la-di-dah is glorified as an intellectual exercise. If posters cannot write certain words without having their input invalidated, so that they must make asses of themselves by misspelling said words, if they want to use them, what arrogance for a columnist to use them in our faces, and I guess the Tyee deserves a bit of the flak for letting them pass. Rank does count, after all.

    Since we are into the classics, let me quote another Norse oldie:

    64.
    A wise counselled man will be mild in bearing
    and use his might in measure,
    lest when he come his fierce foes among
    he find others fiercer than he.
    (The Havamal)

  • NoLeftNutter

    5 years ago

    Don't get Heather

    I was a Globe subscriber for 15 years and I never got Heather Mallick. I don’t find her funny, I don’t find her informative and I don’t find her entertaining. She suffers from trying to make the mundane more extreme to increase the value of her opinions……. Hopefully, in the reworking of the Tyee we’re not going to see more of her here.

  • marta

    5 years ago

    Mallick is Not Satirical

    No GWest, I actually do get what you're saying; I just disagree that Mallick's writing is good satire. She is almost embarassingly literal when she targets various groups for her scorn. There's no wit there, no sophisticated levels of discourse. She is straightforward in her thinking, unswerving in her stance. There's no nuance. I suppose it's good to have flamethrowers out there, but I can say she's one of those people who will never win anyone over to her causes. And I happen to agree with her on some of those issues!

    Plus reading about her barely concealed crush on Jack Layton is toecurling stuff.

  • clubofrome

    5 years ago

    Strategic reserve of cluelessness!

    Now that's funny. I agree she's just stating the obvious here. How else do you explain the state of the union? GWB for two terms! HA! Of course its deeper than cluelessness. It's manufactured consent. The dumbing of the general populace is a planned strategy. It's our job to re-educate ourselves and re-define our purpose here on earth. And laughing at us is a BIG part of that!

  • Cycling Commuter

    5 years ago

    Heather Mallick = Paris Hilton.

    Heather Mallick comes across as a snob and an airhead. All style, no substance. She could easily be Paris Hilton's half-sister.

    One minute she's lambasting evil corporations for destroying the environment. The next minute she's explaining how she has the paper version of the New York Times flown-in by jet overnight instead of simply reading it online because she prefers some vague esthetic aspect of the paper version.

    Reminds me of a Russian joke making the rounds after the fall of communism. Two newly rich Russian businessmen met for lunch in a Parisian cafe. One said to the other, "See this tie? This tie cost me $1,500! The second businessman said, "You fool! Don't you know you could have bought exactly the same tie across the street for $2,500?"

  • canary

    5 years ago

    Free Speech

    So glad Heather's "Hutspah" opinions are available on line. Loved her in the Globe and Mail; Glad I can catch up with her perspectives on the CBC. She pulls away the curtains from so many would-be spin-wizards of Oz.
    I have friends and relatives in the USA and when I have visited them I notice how empty and censored is available news to them. Really intelligent comment for the general public to engage does not seem to be there for the mostpart. Sure;PBS,Wash Post, NY Times etc for a small portion of the population but the masses seem only hungry for the fiction of actors and actresses. Pity!
    Newspapers like CanWest Empire shout volumes more from what they choose not to print than yesterday's American cultural gossip that they clone . I don't choose to get any info from the B.C. newspapers. Intelligent, brave editorials are lacking because they risk losing position or job, I imagine if they go against the establishment.
    Heather's right, it's books and online blogs from individuals (like Mary's excellent tracking of the Legislature Raids with boxes from offices containing??? do only Mr.Basi and Virk know???)that have the determination to research the whole story. Right now I am reading "Infidel", by Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the Somalian woman challenging her faith community for injustices against women. There is much fear in our societies; fear of losing power over others. The pen is still mightier than the sword 'though and we need to laugh out loud and love one another and level the playing field in terms of encouraging civic discussion about the important issues of our times.I'm glad Heather gets to share her opinions; she makes me think more about my own!

  • G West

    5 years ago

    Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton can actually write?

    You might want to check the unedited version of what she posted on her Facebook entry when asking her fans for help keeping out of Jail.

    Many people don't 'get' Heather Mallick. Just as many don’t get Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

    People don't appreciate having their sacred cows gored any more now than they did in the 18th century.

    You might want to read a few of Swift's letters from 1730 on for a taste of gloom and misery.

    I'll quote just a bit of one - and pretty damn literal it is:

    I have been very miserable all night, and today extremely deaf and full of pain. I am so stupid and confounded, that I cannot express the mortification I am under in body and mind. All I can say is, that I am not in torture, but I daily and hourly expect it.
    ...I hardly understand on word I write. I am sure my days will be very few; few and miserable they must be. ...

    Swift, like Mallick, complains loudly and consistently about the state of the world. Then, as now, there was lots to fuel one's ardour.

    Moreover, Cycling commuter - I take it then that the enjoyment of nice things is a pleasure not to be shared by anyone but the hollow rich. Suffering and self-denial is de rigueur these days, is it?

    How quaint!

  • clubofrome

    5 years ago

    I don't get people who don't get it...

    Very entertaining writer. It's opinion and it's fun to read. Just like in the abortion story, if you don't like it don't have one, or in this case, don't read it. To attack opinion because she gored your cow, as Mr West points out, is illogical and typical behavior of the unaware. I disagree that we Canadians know better than Americans. I'm glad I'm Canadian and not American but we do some pretty stupid things here too. Fish Farms, paving over swamps and deltas and farmland for developments, pollution per capita, Harper for PM... it's a fine line and were getting closer to them all the time. I wish it were not true, and I like Canadians better but it's pretty tough to distinguish anymore. See, rebuttal without slander!!

  • Reader11722

    5 years ago

    Censorship

    The Mainstream Media is dead because they censor relentlessly. In Europe, they arrest Ernst Zundel for exercising his free speech rights. Even in America, censorship is becoming her favorite past-time. The US gov't (and their corporate friends), already detain protesters, ban books like "America Deceived" from Amazon and Wikipedia, shut down Imus and fire 21-year tenured, BYU physics professor Steven Jones because he proved explosives, thermite in particular, took down the WTC buildings. Free Speech forever (especially for writers).
    Last link (before Google Books caves to pressure and drops the title):
    America Deceived (book)

  • DPL

    5 years ago

    I bought the Globe for a

    I bought the Globe for a very few reasons. One being Heather's writing. No not the woman's page one. She and the Globe parted company . it seems because she supported the writng of someone else left of Attila the Hun. I look for her stuff and pass it along to assorted women I know. None complain about her and the words "Right on" come up regularly. Thats' my opinion for what it's worth

  • IAMC

    5 years ago

    A reaction to Vanessa

    You probably appreciate Louis Armstrong, Jazz music. Elvis, rock and roll music, country music, PC's ( Microsoft ) airplanes, the nuclear power plants, the global warming fiasco, Jimmy Carter's failed Presidency, Ward Churchill, malls, Coca Colas, KFC, the Smithsonian Institute, Carnegie Hall, Sheryl Crow, Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan, George Bush, Ronald Reagan, need I go on? What would you be without America?
    Nothing.

  • realisticman

    5 years ago

    Oh but how we yearn

    Nice gig Heather. Read your musings over an election. Oh how we yearn for The Liberals. We yearn for a government that talked about a child-care programme for 13 years yet did nothing, until, of course, the polls spelled doom and they promised. How we yearn for a military with no funding and our soldiers in brown uniforms in a brown desert theatre. How we yearn for something for our First Nations peoples like the Kelowna Accord, hastily cobbled together when the chips were down and the writing was on the wall that after 13 years of neglect and baffelgab the bums were going down the tubes. How we yearn for a government that sloshes hundreds of millions of our cash around their buddies in Quebec to placate the Quebecers instead of one that actually tries to listen to them and embrace their differences. How we yearn for a Liberal government that will ignore and taunt the USA and alienate them, our major trading partner that buys our goods. Oh Jack, why did you and your NDP comrades bring those wonderful Liberals down? Did you ask Jack if he has any regrets?

  • G West

    5 years ago

    What imaginary world do you live in R/Man?

    Or was that an attempt at biting satire?

    Because it certainly doesn't reflect anything Mallick said in the interview.

    Or is your performance just pro-forma?

  • Bluenose

    5 years ago

    Vichyssoise or Bouillabaisse?

    Heather Mallick is the Barbara Amiel of the soi-disant Left. Let them eat truffles de la vie at the fin de siècle.

  • G West

    5 years ago

    Amiel - mais non!

    Can't ever imagine a case where Amiel would write that she was 'happy to be able to pay taxes' which Mallick says ALL the time.

    She's a long long way from the Conrad Blacks and Barbara Amiels of the world - and a far better writer to boot.

    I remember when I lived in Montreal in the 70s, Black was a regular guest on the morning CBC-AM program. Not much has changed.

    His eventual 'end' was entirely predictable even then. He's the only man I know who, in attacking the Catholic Church, could engender sympathy for THAT institution in the reader.

    Whatever one thinks of Mallick, at least she can never be accused of ripping off widows and pilfering pension funds to get her start.

  • realisticman

    5 years ago

    Montreal in the 70s

    Daybreak with Dennis Trudeau or Jon Kalina. Not much has changed? They used to do press reviews.

  • G West

    5 years ago

    Yep! That's the one.

    I meant Black hadn't changed much.

    He and Radler were just revving up their money machine at the Sherbrooke Record which they'd purchased in, if memory serves, 1969.

    I seem Greenspan even quoted one of Black's editorials in court the other day.

  • BC Dude

    5 years ago

    Is this our future?

    Is this our future?
    http://www.bilderberg.org/2007.htm#deserve
    Politicians are no longer politicians. They work for the world’s elite and represent no common man or country. They are highly paid brainwashers, visioning facilitators, deceivers, liars, and thieves. We are forced to pay their salaries. We are forced to fund all global governance initiatives, which literally stole the wealth, property, savings, and security of every commoner on the planet. The wealth that was amassed in the last 3 decades by these criminals truly is beyond comprehension – literally beyond the comprehension of common people. We live in unfathomable states of ignorance. We have been robbed blind, yet we still can’t acknowledge the theft of our money, livelihoods, children, potential, nation, and future.
    Canada Day July 01, 2007!

  • Visible Justice

    5 years ago

    Visible Justice

    Radler had a branch plant plan for editorial staff: 3 only, and 2 also sell advertising. Nice guy.

  • justbee

    5 years ago

    Eddie Izzard: Credit Where Credit Is Due?

    It was comedian Eddie Izzard that originated the phrase "Cake of Death" wasn't it, not Heather Mallick?

    See:

    Discuss among yourselves ...

    justbee

  • NicS

    5 years ago

    The New Heather Mallick!

    I did the Globe & Mail thing every saturday for the past 20 years and never really appreciated Ms. Mallick. In the last 6 months I have switched to the internet, blogs and all, and I'm finished with the Globe. Now I read Ms. Mallick here on the Tyee and I'm smitten! Getting off her old Globe & Mail horse and onto a brand new Tyee has done her wonders.

    I especially enjoyed and agreed with her take on the British. As for all the sanctimonious comments made about her and her views. Get a life people!

  • annamaria

    5 years ago

    Mallick's strange obsessions

    Although I enjoyed reading H. Mallicks' views again, I need to offer a note of skeptiocism here arounf one of her more sophomoric obessions and that is the late Princess of Wales. Mallick spent a great many columns in her erstwhile job at the Globe and Mail eulogizing this "heroic victim" (her words I believe) and then equally devoted a great deal of space to this sad woman in her"Pillow Book" Mallick professes to love the wit of the Brits but seems utterly ingenous of the absurdity of the gnashing of teeth and over the top wailing on her death was not allowed to be even whispered of by the British commentators and wits until well after her death. Just ask them.
    Equally I would point out that Ms. Mallick neither responds to nor answers questions posed of her unlike both the editor of the Globe and Mail and all the other columnists. Folie de grandeur Perhaps?

  • G West

    5 years ago

    Non, annamaria, Mallick n’est pas du tout comme les autres.

    Heather Mallick 'does' respond to correspondence and she hasn't written for the globe since December of 2005

    Try getting a response from Marcus Gee.

  • HawkEyes

    5 years ago

    It's easy to be frivolous...

    when your teeth are perfect.
    And condescending.
    I totally get the Amiel comparison. Neither writes for the majority of women or even wants to. At least Amiel doesn't pretend to care.
    Sorry, honey.

  • annamaria

    5 years ago

    Mallick and respodning

    To G. West. I'm very well aware of when Heather Mallick left the Globe. My point is that when she was there she did not deign to respond to comments, queries etc.. Several people here agree. The Amiel comparison has some resonance.

  • G West

    5 years ago

    I disagree

    I have a long list of serious replies from Heather Mallick on a variety of subjects going back to the period when she wrote for the Globe.

    The comparison with Amiel is completely lame, in my view. The problem, as I pointed out above, is that people frequently fail to appreciate that Mallick is mostly a satirist.

    She's also very funny when she's at her best.

    I hope you'll forgive my quoting from her skewering of Tony Blair:

    Quote:
    But this memo sets the baseline for the greatest humiliation Britain has endured since Suez. His own ministers, who had been grudgingly going along with his plan to leave in a year, are openly saying, "Go! Now!" the way you would to a dog that's been crouching on the sidewalk for 3 ½ hours while you hold your little grocery bag.

    The five-page memo outlines the manner of Blair's departure from office. Since he fears a knifing in the back à la Margaret Thatcher, he will go, yes, but like a king brandishing his crown, flinging it to the party (but not to his former ally Gordon Brown) like a shotgun bride tossing her bouquet. This snaggle-toothed, pot-bellied, faded rock star is planning a farewell tour. I quote from the memo written by his PR people and leaked to the Guardian this week:

    "He needs to go with the crowds wanting more. He should be the star who won't even play that last encore."

    There will be a flurry of carefully chosen interviews, TV appearances on

    kiddie shows and a TV church hymn recital for the oldies, followed by a national tour. The public must "remember him as he should be," and staff have been instructed to tell everyone how lovable he was, the Guardian reports. The memo trumpets, "His genuine legacy is not the delivery, important though that is, but the dominance of new Labour ideas … the triumph of Blairism."

    Ultimate ego trip

    This is the ultimate ego trip for a politician: Referring to himself as an "ism."

    It would have embarrassed even Mussolini. Even Gen. Augusto Pinochet, the torturer and drug dealer who looted Chile, would have drawn the line at "Pinochetism." All politicians are egotists, with their airplanes and sycophants and hatred of the press, but it's rare to see such an extreme case exposed to public view.

    The memo does not say that Iraq has been Blair's biggest disaster since charter schools, prison overcrowding, proclaiming a new crime for almost every day he spent in office (3,000, I'm not joking), shooting a non-terrorist in the head six times, privatizing water and railways, the Millennium Dome — I shan't go on.

    Perhaps you'd care to post something from Amiel that rises to that level.

    And I'd still like to know anyone who has ever been honoured with a reply from Marcus Gee, by the way.

  • dorothy

    4 years ago

    levelling

    G West:

    OK, you're a fan. We get it. But please respect the 'each to his own' idea here. Some are not in your camp and won't be, they just don't get good vibes from this lady.

    Rising to the level of slinging mud on one departing man's back with gusto? well, do we have to go very far back to find the fair Amiel engaged in some similar occupation? I seem to remember she had a few choice names for a bunch of journalists outside some public place, where they were going about their business and she got annoyed.

    So, like I said, you like the lady, you will defend her. Some of us do not like her style and/or substance, and you can't make us. In a hundred years we'll all be gone. Don't sweat it, man

  • G West

    4 years ago

    Point taken

    Point taken.

    The piece I quoted was published September 8, 2006 and can hardly be considered jumping on any kind of bandwagon relative to Blair's departure.

    On the other hand, there certainly has been a tendency to eulogize the soon to be 'former resident' of No 10 Downing Street since he actually set the date of departure. Far from facing a cacophony of catcalls relative to his imminent departure, he seems to be turning into a saint.

    Would it be wrong of me to suggest that the planners at Whitehall who wrote the 5-page memo referred to in Ms. Mallick's piece have achieved their objective?

    At least so it seems to me.

    As for Amiel's writing, no one has taken up the challenge. Without disagreeing about your assessment of Ms Amiel’s public behavior, I’d hasten to add that the few times I’ve seen Heather Mallick – including her appearance on ‘The O’Reilly Factor’- it was not her behavior that gave offence. And, re Ms Amiel, I’ve had problems with her work that date to a time long before she became involved with her current paramour.

    In fact, I see her as the model for the Coulter/ Malkin/ Marsden phenomenon in the States.

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