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Stay out of 'District 9'

Looked cool in trailer, but random mess just alienates a thinking human.

By Steve Burgess, 14 Aug 2009, TheTyee.ca

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You know you've got movie problems when the trailer makes more sense than the film. The intriguing ad for District 9, the debut feature from Vancouver-based director Neill Blomkamp, features a crab-faced alien being interviewed on camera. Someone asks, "Why are you here?"

"We just want to go home," the creature replies in alien speak.

Interesting. Too bad it's not in the movie. Whoever edited the trailer understood the idea's potential better than the people who made this utterly incoherent sci-fi ramble. As actually made, District 9 turns out to be a jumble of half-baked concepts, special effects, and various movie conventions lashed together like a log raft. When it's over you'll still be waiting for an answer to that question: Why are you here? And by that time you'll probably include yourself in the bargain.

Aliens and immigrants

District 9 is at least the second movie to play off the double meaning of the word "alien." You may remember 1988's Alien Nation, another flick that featured outer space visitors who quickly become a despised underclass on Earth. District 9 sets up the story with plenty of newsreel footage of the alien ship's arrival over Johannesburg, South Africa -- director Blomkamp's original hometown as well as a loaded location for a tale of a persecuted minority.

The bipedal crustaceans are quickly dubbed "prawns" (Futurama fans may think fondly of Dr. Zoidberg) and settle into a squalid shanty town existence, hated and feared by locals. We're all set up for what is to come: the mystery of their origins, the true reason for their Earthly exile, the various reactions and devious purposes of their reluctant hosts, the possibility of conflict.

Almost none of it comes. Having set up its promising premise, District 9 wobbles off in any and all directions. Chiefly it tells the tale of a mousy little bureaucrat (Sharlto Copley) assigned to relocate the aliens, who becomes contaminated by a mysterious fluid and begins a strange transformation. Too bad he's not very interesting. One is reminded of those movies about civil rights in which a white person is placed in the centre of the action to goose the mainstream box office. Meanwhile we are patiently awaiting answers about the aliens -- who they are and what their presence means. Here's a spoiler: don't hold your breath.

A lot of questions

District 9 offers sequences seemingly assembled at random. An evil corporation with the spectacularly unimaginative moniker Multi National United is fascinated by the aliens' weaponry, and for awhile the movie is about their evil schemes. Nothing much comes of that. District 9 variously tries its hand at being a social critique, a conspiracy yarn, a buddy movie, and a sci-fi action shoot 'em up. Some people seemed to like that last one.

The laziness and general incoherence of the script is astounding. Feel free to pass the time by asking yourself questions: What is the mysterious fluid Copley discovers -- space ship fuel, or a substance that causes alien mutations? Or a dessert topping? How does the most hunted man in the world wander around largely undisturbed? Why does an "accelerating transformation" mysteriously stop accelerating? And considering the amazing ability of the alien weaponry, why are the aliens dumpster diving in a squatter camp, being pushed around by pop-gun-toting humans?

The latter is a particularly curious mystery, but it's typical of District 9 that it just sits there in the middle of the movie like a lump of uncooked batter. Even the whole aliens-as-illegal-immigrants concept, so promising in the trailer, turns out to be no more than a convenient plot device, introduced and left undeveloped, like almost every other script element here.

Local origins

Blomkamp is a real local success story. A Vancouver Film School grad and star of the local visual effects firm Embassy, Blomkamp made a short that caught the eye of, among others, producer/director Peter Jackson. District 9 is an expanded version of that short. Boy, does it show. The movie is like two jet engines and a tailfin duct-taped to a tricycle.

It's been suggested that the script leaves room for a sequel. In fact, District 9 plays like the sequel to a movie that hasn't been made yet -- one that actually explains the concept. Note to Mr. Blomkamp: Go back and watch the trailer. Then answer the question.  [Tyee]

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  • mijnheer

    2 years ago

    We'll see

    This is the second strongly negative review I've read of this movie. Most reviewers rave about how good it is. Check out the Rotten Tomatoes site, where at the moment the count is 63 to 3 in favour. I'm looking forward to making my own judgement. One thing I know I'll like: the aliens don't head straight for the U.S.A. That's almost enough by itself for me to give it a thumbs up.

  • Steve Burgess

    2 years ago

    The consensus

    I have been a little surprised by the critical approval. But as regards Rotten Tomatoes, the 93 percent positive rating also reflects their odd definition of a positive review. One "positive" review contains the following conclusion:

    "The idea behind the movie is more intriguing than the film itself. I’m still excited about the potential of District 9. The problem is, I’ve already seen it."

    Another "positive" reaction: "“District 9” does show that Blomkamp is not without talent and could very well one day make a truly great genre film, even if he hasn’t quite done so here."

    Not to second-guess, but I can only assume that many critics were so taken by the premise that they failed to notice the movie abandoned it rather completely. But Michael Sragow of the Baltimore Sun really nails the movie, and so does Rick Groen in the Globe.

  • rac

    2 years ago

    Thanks

    Thanks Steve. I'll be sure to see it now.

  • nightbloom

    2 years ago

    Thanks for the fair

    Thanks for the fair warning...I too was hyped by the trailer. I'll probably go see it anyways, as I'm always up for a sci-fi fix.

    I was curious what you had to say about Duncan Jones' "Moon".

  • Steve Burgess

    2 years ago

    Moon?

    Didn't see it, alas. But it seems to have divided critics as well.

    Early buzz on Tarantino's latest is also mixed. Haven't seen it and unfortunately will be unable to see it until it is released.

  • wayfarer

    2 years ago

    but...

    Katherine Monk says it's "easily one of the sharpest pieces of science fiction to hit a big screen since Star Trek kicked off the movie season."

  • Chris H

    2 years ago

    Thank goodness I didn't take your advice!

    I saw District 9 last night and LOVED it. I would say that District 9 is the Pulp Fiction of Science Fiction. No ... the movie is not a neat little package that explains every detail, but I would argue that makes it a better movie. It makes you think and isn't that what postmodern art is supposed to do? It's a great film and that will no doubt be discussed and watched by Science Fiction fans for decades. One of the best movies I have seen so far this year. Don't let the negative review above fool you into not going if you are a fan of this genre.

  • MichaelT

    2 years ago

    it's an excellent film and

    it's an excellent film and only a crytpo-religious fanatic would hate it - or someone who believes humans have the right to kill and use other creatures as they wish free from repercussions.

  • Steve Burgess

    2 years ago

    Damn!

    Outed!

  • caycel

    2 years ago

    "postmodern" sci-fi

    I tend to agree with the last commenter, though I would hesitate to classify D9 as a postmodern science fiction flick.
    Yeah, Steve, I was bummed that the trailer bit wasn't in the movie, and I sure wanted answers to all the questions you had, but that, I believe, makes this film all the more uncompromising. Despite the shoot-em-up elements, it does NOT deliver a concise package for the Hollywood viewer and instead offers a non-hero in a bizarre world where the U.S. does not play a role at all.
    Moreover, the audience is left with many many questions, much like we would be in a Tarkovsky film, for example. In fact, we never even see the inside of the alien ship, which I know tantalized me from the very beginning.
    I can't wait for the sequel.

  • Yammer

    2 years ago

    A rare disagreement with the Burgess

    The Burgess should be a noble title like the Dutchess, only it means being a very good Vancouver-based writer of magazine features. But I digress.

    District 9 is kickass action cinema with a brain. It had enough setup to bring us into the situation and therefore into the emotional dilemnas that bring the movie into the realm of drama.

    While you're right that there is no explanation for how the fluid works, why the aliens came to Earth, or how a certain mutation worked, the film doesn't need them. The answers are both easy to imagine (it's midicloridans!) and irrelevant to the tone of the film and to its substantive concern, which is (a) the political awakening of a company man and (b) a particularly literal examination of the notion of inner beauty.

  • JL

    2 years ago

    Burgess didn't get it

    The main questions that Burgess asks are actually explained, and I think he just didn't get the movie. Don't listen to Burgess. This is a great film that doesn't cram explanation down your throat, but allows you to piece together the complex plot. And the main story is a great character transformation of a meek person who follows authority into a courageous person who begins to stand up for himself and others.

    MINOR SPOILER ALERT

    "And considering the amazing ability of the alien weaponry, why are the aliens dumpster diving in a squatter camp, being pushed around by pop-gun-toting humans?"
    The Prawns are likened to workers, as in an insect colony, and are noted for their tendency to follow authority. It is questioned why they are here without a leader, and the missing control ship is mentioned as a possible explanation by one of the people in the documentary. Christoper does give orders to other Prawns and refuses to take them from humans, which prompts Wilkus to call him smarter than the other ones.

    "What is the mysterious fluid Copley discovers -- space ship fuel, or a substance that causes alien mutations? Or a dessert topping?"
    We don't know because Christopher never tells Wilkus. But we do know that the Prawn technology is biotechnology and is based on their DNA, which is why humans can't use it. Their fuel source is likely the same, and the connection with Prawn DNA is likely what causes the transformation. It's actually so obvious that I'm surprised Burgess missed this.

  • Dorothy Woodend

    2 years ago

    I liked it!

    I liked it!

  • gollumullog

    2 years ago

    Completely Agree with JL; amazing..

    I love this movie, its up there with Alien and Aliens as my top alien movies.

    This movie has action, it has story, and it has tons of character. Everything fits, its gritty, and fun to watch. The story makes sense, although its cryptic. Just because there isn't a pamphlet handed out to explain everything to you, doesn't mean its bad, in fact its normally a good indication of a good film.

    Go see it, its a great romp.

  • george orr

    2 years ago

    Too close to the screen

    Steve
    Before your time, but the first reviews of Kubrick's "Space Odyssey" read a lot like what you're written here. Cogent observations about the apparent lapses in logic coupled with an underlying concern that the viewer is going to be duped somehow.

    Some reviewers read like frustrated movie directors, on the constant lookout for methods by which the work in question fails to be as good as the movie in their head. This stems from sitting too close to the screen. Back up and see it for what it might be.... your need for tidiness reminds me of my first wife... we lay in the grass on a clear night, looking at the magnificence of the stars, and all she could think about was the possibility there might be a spider lurking nearby.

    Enjoy the moment for what it is, Steve. It is good.

  • Steve Burgess

    2 years ago

    Oddly enough...

    ...I actually did move a few rows back early on during the screening, which did indeed help the visual experience. And still odder, I would probably spend a lot of time worrying about spiders in that situation. And even more time wondering why I was lying on a blanket with you.

    It's clear that my view is not the majority here--although as I pointed out above a few critics have made the same points I did. To reiterate: I really feel the movie set up a great premise and then completely fudged it. The plot quickly becomes a story of an evil corporation trying to acquire weaponry. Why set up the whole apartheid scenario if you're just going to trot out that old chestnut? The film has the opportunity to really delve into interesting territory and make some points. Instead the point is... we should all boycott the fictional MNU Corporation? After that District 9 went in all sorts of directions, none of which interested me like the initial premise did. As a straight sci-fi action flick I found it routine.

    What did you like about it, Dorothy?

  • Dale S

    2 years ago

    District 9 Review

    All I can say is, I'm a 67 year Little Old Lady and rarely like sci-fi stuf...f but I LOVED this movie and think Steve Burgess' review was missed the point. I enjoyed seeing the character development of the civil servant, as well as various "prawns".
    And Steve, I do not need to understand what that strange liquid was! This is science fiction and one should be prepared to accept the so-called "science"!

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